The document outlines different national soccer/football plans humorously. The English plan varies depending on wind. The German plan is radical, efficient and unstoppable. The Italian plan focuses on defense, midfield passes to strikers, and penalties. The Brazilian plan needs no comments. The Swiss plan loses on its own without help. The French plan tries all hypotheses but forgets the goal. The Turkish plan's red dot is the referee, not the ball. The Indian plan is to stay home and watch others on TV.

1. The English Plan
Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…

2. The German Plan
Radical, efficient, unstoppable… (ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h)

3. The Italian Plan
Iron defense, small ideas in midfield, passes to striker..and…Penalty

4. The Brasilian Plan
… no comments!

5. The Swiss Plan
They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.

6. The French Plan
In their plan, they try all possible hypotesis.
Shit! They forgot the goal

7. The Turkish Plan
Note: the red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.

8. The INDIAN Plan
Stay at home and watch the others on TV!…...