A lawyer advertises his legal services under the company name "Judge Eddie", claiming to win all cases and also offering marriage licenses. He provides his phone number and the address of his office in Cameron County, located at 1100 E Monroe St in Brownsville.

1. When you are in trouble with the law call me
(999)999-9999. My company is named Judge Eddie.
I win 100% of the time. I will also give you a
marriage license if you want to get married.If you
ever want to talk to me in person I work in cameron
country it is located in 1100 E Monroe St,
Brownsville. When I was a kid I went to court to
see what a judge does and he delivers justice.
The judge is never wrong, and 100% of the time
he is right.