Disclaimer: This is a satirical
presentation
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The 20th century is known for many important
and meaning full events that changed the face
of history forever, from natural disasters, wars,
revolutions, to the independence of nations,
the birth of new countries and revolutionizing
technological discoveries.
However, there was one special event, that took place
far from the spotlights, and its significance does not
fall from all the rest.
This is the rising story of a little man that turned into
a big leader in the land of Falafel, and along with his
wife – a princess from a far Schnitzel kingdom, they
aspire to rule the world.
The rising of a leader
and a princess
As a baby, Ofer prominently hung out
with globally known personals
It’s hard to figure out where he
learned his guide lines
No Pain, No Gain!

But he quickly embraced the moto:
No Pain, No Gain!
Ofer was always loved
He had a vision
But Yuval, his big brother, made sure
he knew his position in the family
Ofer started embracing eating habits
of an emperor
Found a wand that suites a king
Even summoned a court jester
He tended to drive expensive formal
vehicles
He understood that the globe can be
in his grasp
In order to build his strategy to accomplish this
goal, Ofer would stray in the wilderness
He started planning defense scenarios
“Seder night”

and his Grandfather taught him how to liberate
with a “mighty hand and an outstretched arm”
From early age, he started polishing his rhetorical
skills and practiced giving speeches to the nation
After the speech he used to drink wine
to wet his dry throat
And like every king, he had weird
caprices of his own
Ofer knew that a good king needs to
show affection to his citizens
Your highness!
There is
someone trying
to take over the
dance floor and
even stares at
the ladies…

What?!?!
It cannot be!!
This leaves me
no choice but to
go out there and
show him who’s
the king!

he always was concerned for the kingdom’s
safety and had ears in every corner
“Do not forget who rules the dance
floor!!!”
Ofer = deer
in Hebrew

Annually, in honor of his birthday there was
the “king’s cake” tournament among all his
subjects
The victor would be
awarded with a
personal portrait of
the king colored in
castor oil colors on a
Tigris leather sheet
After reaching maturity, and the
kingdom was ruled in stability, Ofer
went on a journey where he was
present in many weird experiences,
but was always surrounded by his
good friends, that watched his back…
After returning from
a cruise with Jack
Sparrow
During this journey Ofer discovered a
lot of special skills that he easily
mastered…
Cooking for example…
A little bit more cooking…
And…
some more cooking…
He liked playing drums and discovered
musical talents
Learned how to climb on trees
Even tried flying…
Didn’t give up on flying…
And discovered some acting skills…
…

He learned from the best how to be a
seasoned merchant…
After each successful deal, he liked
smoking hookah
When closing very successful deals he
went wild and smoked a Cigar…
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He managed a startup
And learned sorcery crafts from a
great local shaman
Distance from his kingdom, didn’t
prevent Ofer of showing his excellence
in winning any challenger…
He even dueled the best of all
gladiators…
And was victorious…
A rare image that reveals his energy
source before each duel
He scouted the edge of the world
Conquered the highest mountain tops
Crossed barren deserts
Slept in caves
Dipped in great waterfalls and rivers
But something was still missing…
He reached satiation from his journey
“Find yourself
a woman and
build her a
house…”

Then Rafi, his dear father, gave him life
changing advice
:

Ofer took his advice and executed
essential preparations
And began his expedition for finding
the love of his life…
Meanwhile, in a far kingdom,
a little princess was born...
She was named Gabrielle
Since she was a child she also
established her guide lines for life
Ice skating for
example…

She had her unique hobbies
As a princess she learned how to ride
noble horses
Had Healthy Royal meals
She also loved going to the nature to
find some peace
And she knew that in order to be a good
queen she needs to get proper education
After Gabi had it with the Austrian
Schnitzel
She left for a big trip to explore and to
have her own experiences
She visited different places
Even met Ali Baba…
And she was always surrounded by her
best friends…
But eventually, Gabi wanted what every woman
wants:
meet the man of her dreams
–

And in one of the deserted place she
visited – land of the Falafel - she met Ofer
At the beginning they were a little bit
surprised…
Ofer tried everything
to make Gabi Like
him… even a total
“Make Over”
And Gabi did the
same…
Maybe even got carried away
–

Finally they found the perfect solution:
make Ofer shut up and Gabi hidden
Love began to
flourish
The young couple loved traveling
together and enjoy the good life
Ofer finally
decided that
Gabrielle deserved
the Royal Crown
The ring he chose carefully
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And today they are a married couple –
King and Queen
Important massage:
The wedding guests Time!!! to participate
Party are invited
in the “Best Dancer” contest where the luck
winner gets an updated portraits of the royal
couple!

Final