1) The document argues that trees are like humans in their ability to reproduce, feel emotions, rest, dance, and form relationships. 2) Each comparison is supported with an example of how trees' behaviors, such as bearing fruit, rustling leaves, or swaying branches, serve as a "testimonial to the same" as human behaviors and emotions. 3) The document ultimately encourages switching to electronic paper and modern technology rather than cutting down trees, which it claims would be like killing another human.

1. ETERNAL E-PAPER
Believe me. Trees astoundingly procreate like we do;
the fruits that they compassionately bear for times
immemorial; is an irrefutably invincible testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as equally emotional as us; the
whispers that they timelessly emanate into at the
tiniest insinuation of crackling thunder; is an
brilliantly undaunted testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees symbiotically defecate like we do;
the sporadically formed pools of moisture near their
stem; is an marvelously undettered testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees uninhibitedly diffuse into
unsurpassable happiness like we do; the beautifully
unfettered rustling of their leaves at the first rays
of golden dawn; is a regally vibrant testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees dance as vivaciously as we do; the
ebulliently enchanting swaying of their branches at
the onset of ecstatically blessed spring; is a
marvelously spell-binding testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees get as blissfully mesmerized as we
do; the impeccable sheath of poignant dew on their
leaves every milky midnight; is a unfathomably
impregnable testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees get as naturally fatigued as we do;
the pathetically drooping periphery of their demeanor
at impoverished sunset; is a spectacularly unshakable
testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees have as much unhindered sensuality
as we do; the freshly born tendrils unassailably
clinging to the branches under spurts of torrentially
rhapsodic rain; is a bountifully undeniable
testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as thunderously volatile as us;
their metamorphosing into an unimaginably anguished
scarlet at the sight of innocent being mercilessly

2. beheaded beside them; is an unflinchingly peerless
testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Tees are as uncannily secretive as us; the
surreptitiously mystical reverberating of their stalks
at the settling of darkness; is an incorrigibly
irretrievable testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as diminutively erring as us;
the intermittent oomph’s of frustration wafting from
their imperfectly corrugated persona all day and
night; is a supremely infallible testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as fantastically innovative as
us; the incessant unfurling of limitlessly panoramic
beauty from their visage every moment; is an
irrevocably unnerving testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees harbor the same sense of united
oneness as we do; their altruistically sharing their
fruit with organisms of every caste; creed and color
alike; is an immutably handsome testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are blessed with the same aura of
tireless perseverance as we are; their slowly and
slowly culminating into gigantically unparalleled
foliage from just a minuscule seed; is an indomitably
royal testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as insuperably eclectic as us;
their amazingly tenacious grit to acclimatize to every
season; storm and rain, singing; blossoming;
defending; sequestering; all at the same time; is a
pricelessly sacred testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as incredulously reactive as us;
the curling of their branches at the tiniest innuendo
of danger and unfurling of their leaves full throttle
at the first beams of fresh morning; is an
unbelievably miraculous testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as sacredly worshipping as us;
their inexhaustibly existing in synergy with God’s
unceasingly vivid environment; is a boundlessly

3. effulgent testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as much holistically breathing
as us; the wind perpetually exhaling from even the
most infinitesimal pore of their emolliently serrated
skin; is an unconquerably undefeated testimonial to the same.
Believe me. Trees are as immortally loving as us; the
unbreakable relationships that they form with every
conceivably philanthropic entity of the atmosphere and
beyond; is a timelessly exemplary testimonial to the same.
So. The Next time you think of chopping a tree for
“Paper” or spuriously turgid bonfires to passionately
enlighten your every dreary night; remember that you’d
be insanely annihilating one human of your own kind,
Instead. I’d humbly suggest friends. Please switch over to Lightening fast and non-
invasively state-of-the-art Modern Technology. Please switch over to the unlimitedly
bountiful Internet. Please switch over to harmlessly innocuous; yet majestically
sparkling and ETERNAL E-PAPER.