The document describes several embarrassing situations: falling asleep during a meeting, the best man at a wedding mistakenly calling the bride by her husband's ex-wife's name during a toast, vomiting on stage while receiving an award, coming out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to one's shoe, walking into an elevator door while turning to talk to someone, and a swivel chair moving unexpectedly so that one ends up on the floor. Each situation is followed by descriptions of how embarrassing, humiliating, mortifying, etc. it was and expressions of wanting to disappear or hide from embarrassment.