The document provides an introduction to a Catalan electropopfolk band called "Friends of the Arts". It describes each band member's role, appearance, personality traits and backstories in a humorous tone through images and text. The band members are introduced as Joan Enric (guitarist), Ferran (guitarist), Eduard (kazoo player), and Dani (pianist). The document emphasizes that the band has a unique and artsy style, and makes jokes about each member's talents and quirks.
1. dani
els amics de les arts
(aka els amics de les vides destruïdes)
ferran brought 2 u by
(n his shira n bojana n
creyz
f00t)
eduard
els amics de les
dumb lol
joan enric
a beginner’s guide aka finea$$
catalan men
2. about da band
the em0 early days
their name = friends of the arts
they sing electropopfolk? idk
so hardcore
these r their albumsssss
w0w so
artsy n
unique
3. about da band
they like instagram alot
theyre not afraid 2
embarrass themselvs
what up dawg
they like da beatles n barça
(they also like opera n jean-luc godard)
(theyre so cultured pep came to their concert)
(sometimes they speak english L O L)
4. joan enric barceló
aka catalan michael sheen plays guitar n all
the female voices
also resembles:
-owl
lived in scotland
qué exótico
doppelgänger wat a long word
both has a child
and is a child?
5. ferran piqué
like gerard piqué
plays guitar n the looks kinda scrawny
hearts of women but then
“ferran iz de wors
english speaker
evahh” –joan enric
does breakydance
wears sexy sweaters
falls a lot mare de déu
daaayum b0i
anytime babe
has a compulsion w
taking his shirt off
ferran falling @ tibidabo
bless da LAWD
hawt
6. eduard costa
basically
plays a fancy
mechanical
kazoo
gr9 dance moves
10/10 would
recommend
his laugh will
haunt u in ur
dreams
won an award 4
being from
banyoles molta passió
7. dani alegret
always cleanshaven aka “el nostre messi particular”
How Does He Do It
is a loquel n knows all the sacrets of
barthelona
plays the piano like hes makin sweet
love to it
rolls his rs a lot 4 maximum
unf appeal
sexy n he “haha very funny hands off
kno it ma keyboard bitchez”
8. conclusion
they r really fun and cute so if u need some spice in ur
life listen 2 them
warning u might lose da will 2 live