The document provides a review of performances from the 2013 Grammys by Dana. It summarizes Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, The Lumineers, Jack White, Katy Perry, Alabama Shakes, Carrie Underwood, Prince, Gotye, Kimbra, a Levon Helm tribute, Juanes, Frank Ocean, and the finale featuring LL Cool J as highlights and criticisms of the show.

1. 2013 GRAMMY’S –
PART DEUX
Watched and Reviewed by Dana

2. BRUNO MARS
 JT – you need to watch this because this is how it is done!
 Wait…. What….

3. TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN!
 Stop cutting away to Taylor Swift dancing!
Stop It!

4. BACK TO BRUNO
 You little dude can sing your itty bitty little ass off!
 Sting had you had Bruno around I might have been a Police fan!
 Reggae Music needs Pot! A bunch of Not High music superstars
dancing in their fancy couture is just AWKWARD!
 Rihanna & the Marley bros might have been the only ones high.

5. THE LUMINEERS
 Hey Ho I like you all!
 Wow that Irish diddy thing really caught on. I bet Floggy Molly is
pissed as all hell right now!
 What? Wow, Hey WTF Mellissa Etheridge cutaway? WTF with
that hair man, that is not a good look sweety!

6. TAYLOR SWIFT, AGAIN
STOP. THE. TAYLOR. SWIFT.
CUTAWAYS. NOW.

7. JACK WHITE
 He is one creepy looking dude. But he is surrounded by women who
are playing the tambourine, the cello, a violin, drums, and a slide guitar (?)
– And he makes it work! How? That should not work!
 Then he runs over and is surrounded by men and plays some crazy
typical Jack White thing. God he is one weird M.Effer.
 His talent must come directly from the devil, that is the only
possibility. Plus he just does not give a crap whether you like him or not.

8. KATY PERRY
 Put yo’ boobies away and go home! Shut the Eff up forever! I
hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Even Ellen is troubled by
you. Go away and never
darken this planet again!
Did I mention I hate you?

9. ALABAMA SHAKES
 Must be downloaded! She sang during the Levon tribute and she
was awesome!

10. HUNTER HAYES
 Go away dude – really, just go away. The world does not need
another Justin Bieber.
 Who cares if you toured with Carrie
Underwood? Not me that is for sure!
 Just GO AWAY!

11. CARRIE UNDERWOOD
 Stop with the dress theatrics – it was a little cool in the beginning than it just go
creepy!
 Here is the deal – go away for a year, be bad. Not kill anyone bad or contract an
incurable disease bad, but sort of Rih Rih bad (minus the Chris Brown biz).
 You can’t sing about whiskey soaked memories if you ain’t got some whiskey
soaked memories is all I’m sayin!
 You need to get yourself some secrets to hide before you sing anymore about
hiding secrets. See where I am going with this?

12. PRINCE
 Freaky cool little leprechaun
Which
one is
Prince?

13. GOTYE & KIMBRA
 Gotye, man dude, so uncool to drool over Prince like that – you
were kinda verbally humping his leg, like a little Belgian Chihuahua.
 Kimbra – great dress, I mean really that was awesome! Looked
like a fairy princess dress!

14. JAZZ BAND & SEACREST
 I know you all are famous and all, and that you are playing Dave
Brubeck piece, and he is dead and all, but really I FF right through
you.
 Only to end up with Seacrest – what kind of freaky kind of black
magic is happening?

15. LEVON HELM TRIBUTE
 Elton, Zac Brown, Mumford & Sons, T Bone Burnett, Mavis
Staples, Brittany (Alabama Shakes) – Now that is how to pay tribute
to someone! This was awesome!
 Elton, man you transcend all genres, I forgive you for those freaky
eyebrows.
 You even had Jack White up on his feet and it is a know fact that
Jack hates everything, even himself!

16. JUANES
 Oh, I see why all of the Hispanic gals like you so much. You are
one cute little papi!
 He is kind of a not so gay Ricky
Martin cute.
 Nice touch with English and Espanol
mixed in on the Elton song.

17. FRANK OCEAN
 I started with an open mind… Liked the intro…
 2 seconds in FF! He Sucks!
 Lose the effing head band dude!

18. FINALE
 LL Cool J, Chuck D, Tom Morello on the guitar, Z Tripp
MC’ing, Travis Barker on the drums – Now that is COOL!
 LL Cool J you need to be Jay Z’s VP – Nobody would mess with
us!
 Watch for yourself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfIC31g3frA