1) Many April Fool's Day hoaxes are described, including a Swiss spaghetti harvest, instant color TV, renaming the Liberty Bell, and a left-handed Whopper burger. 2) Other hoaxes announced temporary reductions in gravity due to planetary alignment, flying penguins in the rainforest, and a man flying using his own lung power. 3) The final hoax claimed the body of the Loch Ness monster was found, weighing 1 ton, before it was confessed to be a bull elephant seal.