This document contains 4 riddles with their answers, followed by quotes on forgiveness. The riddles are: 1) A parrot in a shop didn't speak for 2 weeks despite its owner claiming it repeats everything, because it was deaf. 2) A runny nose, as it can run without tiring and irritate people without moving. 3) A keyboard, as it has keys that open no locks and space but no room can enter it. 4) A man was walking, not driving, so he didn't break any traffic laws by passing a stop sign, turning where prohibited, and going the wrong way on a one-way street.

1. 33) A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage
that said, "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought
the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a
word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he
never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
34) I can run constantly without ever getting tired.
When I run, I frustrate people and drive them crazy,
Yet I don't even have to move to irritate you.
What am I?
35) I have keys that open no locks,
I have space, but there is no room,
You can enter, but you can't go in.
What am I?
36) A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He
went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left
where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong
way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the
road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
Why not?
37) There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?
38) Did you know that if you live within 5 miles of a cemetery
you can't be buried there? Why?

2. ANSWERS TO CREATIVE TEASERS 5
33) The parrot was deaf
34) A Runny Nose
35) A computer keyboard, or typewriter
36) He was walking...not driving
37) 4 ( as shown : X X
XX )
38) If you're living you can't be buried.
Wise Quotes on Forgiveness
* The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of
the strong.
-Gandhi
* It takes a strong person to say sorry, and an ever stronger
person to forgive.
-Unknown
* When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you
sure do change the future.
-Unknown
* Forgive people because life is short, and you never know
when it can end...and nobody deserves to pay for their
mistakes for the rest of their life... -Unknown
* In the long run, it's not a question of whether they deserve
to be forgiven. You're not forgiving them for their sake.
You're doing it for yourself. For your own health and well
being, forgiveness is simply the most energy-efficient option.
It frees you from the incredibly toxic, debilitating drain of
holding a grudge. Don't let these people live rent free in your
head. If they hurt you before, why let them keep doing it year
after year in your mind? It's not worth it but it takes heart
effort to stop it. You can muster that heart power to forgive
them as a way of looking out for yourself. It's one thing you
can be totally selfish about. –Unknown