This document describes the narrator's journey as the "Chief Creative Inspector" overseeing three advertising campaigns in 2013 that caused marital strife. The campaigns included: (1) launching a new TV channel called AND Pictures using crowd-sourced movie scripts, (2) creating a citizen governance portal called DNA to engage Indians ahead of elections, and (3) a New Year's campaign for Signature Selfies encouraging youth to share bold selfies online. While professionally successful in conceptualizing and executing each campaign, the narrator acknowledges the toll it took on their personal life and marriage.