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What it means to be a Karl Culp
(and why I should be accepted
         into Collins)
           By Karl Culp
            Starring Karl Culp
             Produced by Karl Culp
                       Karl Culp
                 Entirely too small of a font to use
I will be starting my presentation with
                 this slide
• The next slide has an acrostic poem describing
  me as I saw best fit
  – Prepare for the ride of your life
     • interesting fact
        – My full name is Karl Clifford Culp
           » So my initials are KCC
                • But if you changed the middle “C” to an “F”
                     • I’d be
                          • KFC
                               • Karl
                               • Fried
                               • Culp
K harismatic (did you even notice I used a “K” and not a “C”? It’s because I’m so charismatic; and my name is Karl)




A rtsy
R eally really good looking
L ikes pugs, a lot a lot                                        a lot a lot a lot a lot
C ares for many things                                        (like people and music!)




U ndulating           (you think of a better “u” adjective)




L icentious    (just kidding)




P robably won’t do really stupid things
Things I can do good
• Doodles on notes, DOODLES EVERYWHERE
• Procrasti
    – sorry, I didn’t feel like finishing that
•   Play the euphonium (the most underrated brass instrument)
•   Do well academically (Dat 3.5 GPA)
•   Eat
•   Eat
•   Works well and has fun with others!
SORRY
In hindsight, most of the those things aren’t list-worthy
            But that doesn’t make me any less of an alright guy
Here is a graph to prove that I know
       what I’m talking about
     # of Karl Culps in Collins    1




                                  0.5



                                                                   Amount of Karl Culps


                                   0
                          Arbitrary Units of Happiness
In conclusion: The amount of myselves admitted into Collins directly correlates
directly to the direct amount of happiness that Collins LLC members and myself
                                  directly receive. One Karl = Lots of direct happiness for all!
Basically what I’m trying to say is
So what am I doing in college?
I want to either pursue something in a field of
              biology or fine arts




          My perceived disparity in majors will cause that^
           gratuitous picture of myself for probably all of
                         my freshman year
Why exactly does Karl want to join Collins?

• Joining Collins means I can be with friends and
  meat meet new people with similar interests and
  prospects for the future
• Harry Potter
• I might be able to pick up on fashion and stop
  looking like a hobo
  – Did you know I only wear T-Shirts and gym shorts
     • I’m serious
         – I don’t even have flannel
              » Or a scooter
                   • I heard people ride scooters here
This is a badly formatted
page meant to hurt your
           eyes
                 •I’m really
      sorry              for
                     Isn’t that the^
                     worst
                     kerning>
                     ever? v



                  •T h i s
So what can(‘t) Karl do for you???
• I can make you laugh
    – No really, I can
    – Laughing improves lifespan
        • I’m not sure if this is true, but I’ve heard it before
              – You’re probably in good health as it is, so why does it matter?
• I can listen
    – I am good at listening
        • I’m like a therapy dog
              – You can even pet me
                   » People say my hair is soft
                          • I won’t even mind if you pet me
                                • Well maybe a bit
                                      • But that’s okay, because I'm understanding like that
• I can’t cook very well
    – But I can try
        • But I am a liability in a kitchen, so
• I can do the dinosaur
    – Get on the floor
The End
           Coming soon:
  Karl Culp 2: The Revenge of the Karls
Just Kidding, this is the end
                        my only friend
                           the end




• I hope you take some of this with a grain of
  salt
  – But not if you’re on a low sodium diet
     • Zing

• Thanks for taking the time to consider me for
  the Collins LLC 
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Collins presentation

  • 1. What it means to be a Karl Culp (and why I should be accepted into Collins) By Karl Culp Starring Karl Culp Produced by Karl Culp Karl Culp Entirely too small of a font to use
  • 2. I will be starting my presentation with this slide • The next slide has an acrostic poem describing me as I saw best fit – Prepare for the ride of your life • interesting fact – My full name is Karl Clifford Culp » So my initials are KCC • But if you changed the middle “C” to an “F” • I’d be • KFC • Karl • Fried • Culp
  • 3. K harismatic (did you even notice I used a “K” and not a “C”? It’s because I’m so charismatic; and my name is Karl) A rtsy R eally really good looking L ikes pugs, a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot
  • 4. C ares for many things (like people and music!) U ndulating (you think of a better “u” adjective) L icentious (just kidding) P robably won’t do really stupid things
  • 5. Things I can do good • Doodles on notes, DOODLES EVERYWHERE • Procrasti – sorry, I didn’t feel like finishing that • Play the euphonium (the most underrated brass instrument) • Do well academically (Dat 3.5 GPA) • Eat • Eat • Works well and has fun with others!
  • 6. SORRY In hindsight, most of the those things aren’t list-worthy But that doesn’t make me any less of an alright guy
  • 7. Here is a graph to prove that I know what I’m talking about # of Karl Culps in Collins 1 0.5 Amount of Karl Culps 0 Arbitrary Units of Happiness In conclusion: The amount of myselves admitted into Collins directly correlates directly to the direct amount of happiness that Collins LLC members and myself directly receive. One Karl = Lots of direct happiness for all!
  • 8. Basically what I’m trying to say is
  • 9. So what am I doing in college? I want to either pursue something in a field of biology or fine arts My perceived disparity in majors will cause that^ gratuitous picture of myself for probably all of my freshman year
  • 10. Why exactly does Karl want to join Collins? • Joining Collins means I can be with friends and meat meet new people with similar interests and prospects for the future • Harry Potter • I might be able to pick up on fashion and stop looking like a hobo – Did you know I only wear T-Shirts and gym shorts • I’m serious – I don’t even have flannel » Or a scooter • I heard people ride scooters here
  • 11. This is a badly formatted page meant to hurt your eyes •I’m really sorry for Isn’t that the^ worst kerning> ever? v •T h i s
  • 12. So what can(‘t) Karl do for you??? • I can make you laugh – No really, I can – Laughing improves lifespan • I’m not sure if this is true, but I’ve heard it before – You’re probably in good health as it is, so why does it matter? • I can listen – I am good at listening • I’m like a therapy dog – You can even pet me » People say my hair is soft • I won’t even mind if you pet me • Well maybe a bit • But that’s okay, because I'm understanding like that • I can’t cook very well – But I can try • But I am a liability in a kitchen, so • I can do the dinosaur – Get on the floor
  • 13. The End Coming soon: Karl Culp 2: The Revenge of the Karls
  • 14. Just Kidding, this is the end my only friend the end • I hope you take some of this with a grain of salt – But not if you’re on a low sodium diet • Zing • Thanks for taking the time to consider me for the Collins LLC 