This document summarizes Chris Hylton's experience in an active living program. Some of the benefits he experienced include improved fitness levels, making new friends in running groups, and building a running shoe collection. However, he also faced skepticism from neighbors and developed a mysterious illness. After ruling out other causes, his doctor diagnosed him with arrow phobia based on his exposure to arrows in the program's fitness tests and materials. Chris eventually concluded that exercise is unnecessary and people can celebrate health indoors without it.