The choral speaking performance summarizes the story of a group visiting a haunted house. They encounter various scary creatures inside like a clown with a fiery red eyes and axe, a witch on a broom, dancing skeletons, and Frankenstein monsters. They decide to make a run for the brightest exit, demanding a refund for their uneventful trip.

1. Choral Speaking
Choral Speaking Text:
Life at School
Notes: G (group) S (solo) G1 (first half the group) G2 (other half of the group)
Students enter in small groups, SCENE of undisciplined students entering class as they wish and
doing what they like. 4 groups do whatever you like. Enter in droves.
S-Class, books! Turn to page eighty-eight. [DHIVA]
G-YES SIR!
G – A good morning and a good day to everyone,
We’re here to tell you about something very, very fun;
It’s all about life at school – what we learn, see, hear and do, every moment and every mischief
we get into…
G-It’s 7.30 a.m. and assembly’s starting
S-Order please! I want poker straight lines! NOW! [JIA BAU] *whispers* *talking*
S-Silence please! Silence please! [sissy] [GORDON]
G-Here comes that probate again!
S-Eh! Stop talking PLEASE! [GORDON]
G-Time to pay attention and start singing our National Anthem!! Let’s sing our heart out for our
beloved country! To be thankful of our peaceful nation! *Sing Negaraku*
G-And here comes the speech from the principal…
G1- Attitude!
G2- Cleanliness!
G1- Theft!
G2- Recycling!
G-And as usual, GO FORWARD MBS … *everyone claps*
S- Boys, please remember not to clap after an announcement [KEVYN] *Line 3 claps *
G- Excuse me boys. [KEVYN] *Pin drop silence*
S- Hey boy! What are you doing outside the class loitering around? [MIKE]
S- So-So-sorry SIR! I’ll head right back to class now. [PENG CHEE]
S- No, no, no young man. You are following me back to the office. [MIKE]
*very noisy, people going out of line*
G- The lessons have started! Quick get into the class!
S- The teacher is in! [YUAN YAO]
S- Stand up, class! [ZHENG WENG]

2. *slow and sleepy*
G-Good Morning Teacher…
S- What?! Why are you singing to me?! [BRYAN YOON]
S- Guys, greet properly… [ZHENG WENG]
*fast and lively*
G- Good Morning, teacher!
G1- Teacher! May we have a sip?
S- Dei! Otak tak centre punya budak! I can drink, you can’t! [DHIVA]
G2- Chemistry lesson!
G1-Potassium plus water is…?
G- KABOOOM! *coughs*
S- Ei boys, have you done your add maths homework? [MUN YEW]
G1- No, teacher…
S- No? Pay 1 ringgit lorh. [MUN YEW]
S- Class, please don’t hand in slip-shot work. Understand? [ENG LEE]
G1- Yes teacher…we’re in set 1, of course we understand.
G2- You think you’re in set 1, you’re hell’uva great?
S- Boys, I’ve brought my scissors. Your hair is “too short”. Let me give it a trim. [BRYAN
ONG]
G2- OH MAN! Don’t cut my beautiful hair!
G-And now, the TORTURE!
S-Oh no! My Bag is so heavy! [CHENYUE]
S-Aiyo, why so many books one? [XIAN MING]
G1-Exercise books…
G2-Textbooks…
G1-And Activity books…
G- So exam-oriented!
G- Please! Give us a break! Our backs are breaking and our bags are bursting! Less books, less
homework, that’s all we are asking!
S-Oh man, when is that bell coming? I’m starving! [WEI XIONG]
G-Our stomachs are growling and grumbling!
G-Sniff…sniff …
S -What’s that smell? [WAI CHUN]
S-It’s food! Look at that! Hamburgers! [CHEE WAI]
G-Yummy!
S-I’m so hungry! Come on, let’s go eat! [EDWARD]
S-Aunty, Char Kuey Teow 1 plate! [Cantonese] [CHI WAY]
G2-Shhhh! Don’t yell, and don’t grab!
S- Guys, eat faster…and return to class. [ALEX]
G1-Can’t you see we’re eating?

3. G-Soon, recess is over!
S-Oh, no! I forgot to do my homework! [JONATHAN]
G1-Ooooorrrhh! You’re so lazy!
G2-Uh-oh! Here comes the teacher…
S-I’m sooooooo DEAD!!! [JIA BAU]
G1-Class, please hand in your assignments given out last week.
S-Teacher, may I go to the toilet? [SHON YIN]
S-Teacher, I was absent that day. [ZHONG YAO]
S-Teacher, I sold it to the Paper Lama man. [DHIVA]
*mimic paper lama sound*
G-School has just ended!
G1-Now clean the class! We should clean, sweep, and wipe till there is not a single speck of
dust!
G2-AWWW….noooooo…
S-Can you get rid of these bat droppings? [GORDON]
S-No way, they’re so disgusting! [CHENYUE]
G-Well, let’s do it together!
G1-tick-tock-tick-tock…
G2- There are so many things to do, with so little time on the clock.
G1-So let’s do it, and cut the talk!
G2-Let us sweep, sweep, sweep and dust, dust, dust!
S-Achooooooo! [CHI WAY]
S-Bless you! [MUN YEW]
G1-Come on, let’s go home now.
G2-See you tomorrow morning!
G-It’s been fun to tell you about our typical day at school,
But time flies when you’re having fun, it’s the rule,
That means it’s goodbye for now.
Remember, life at school isn’t as dull as you think,
In fact, each day passes faster than you can blink,
And before you know it, you’re wishing you’ve never left school,
And watching students go by with a slight drool….
Well, that’s all for now, this is where we stop.
We’ll make our leave, with our farewells at the top.
Thank you.

4. HOSTEL LIFE
Good morning
Honourable judges, teachers and fellow friends.
Today ! We are proud to bring you to the world of...Hostel Life!
Do you know what is a hostel exactly ?
Hostel is a welfare home...
What ? Welfare home ?
No..no..no..no..no..
Hostel is a place for a chosen people like us...
You know hostel life seems very amazing.
First ! We will meet
Jeng...jeng...jeng...
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
There are many types of people here, such as
thin, fat, tall, short, cute, pretty and the most peculiar is...the nerd !
Any nerds here ?
If we have a huge problem
Our beloved family and parents will try to solve it
But...in the hostel we depends on our friends....
Excuse me ! Who will look after all those students in the hostel ?
Oo...Our beloved mama and abi
Because they are our wardens...
We were scared when we first meet them....
Uu...Why scared ?
Ish... ish... ish... ish...
The wardens are very nice, kind, helpful, polite and
responsible person.
But ! If we do not obey the rules and diciplines
O..o..all hell will break loose !
The duty of the warden is to teach and guide the students
anytime and anywhere.
Wardens are our foster parents
So ! Don't you ever, ever, forever, ever, forever, ever forget
to thank them for their guidance.
Tik, tok, tik, tok, Kringgggggg....
Wake up ! Wake up ! It's already 5.30 am
Today is school day
You need to take your bath.
Huargh....
Hurry up ! Take turns to shower or go to the loo..
You might be late..
Huargh...We are really sleepy...
We want to sleep some more

5. Don't disturb me...please...
Hey ! Are you out of mind ?
We need to hurry
It's 6.00 am...It's time for subuh prayer...
If you are late...Watch out...
You will get a wack from abi
Piap...Ouch...
Do you know something ?
What ? In the hostel there are many ghost stories....
Hee...hee....heee ( bunyi hantu mengilai )
Everybody in the hostel say
Aaaaa....Help ! Help ! Run ! run !
Hey ! Relax...That just our imagination...
You know ! One day, We ate Maggie mee...
Urm...Yummy...slurrrppp..
Maggie mee fast to cook, good to eat...
But...Oh no...The warden caught us red handed...
We were unlucky that day...
Attention to hostelies !
Today ! There will be gotong - royong starting at 9.00 o'clock sharp !
If you are late...your name will be taken by the prefect...
Ee..ish...we hate work...
Like it or not...up, up, you go....
Clean the dorm, sweep the floor, clean the windows, hang the cloth...
If not the cloth will be thorwn by the prefect onto the badminton court !
Shu...pap...Oh no ! My cloth !
Now...the best part of hostel life is...meal time...
Kroak...kroak...kroak....
My tummy is grooring....
What's for lunch today ?
Any chicken ?
Yes..chicken...
Urm....Ice - cream....
Don't forget to put your plates and glasses into the basin....
Saturday...and Sunday....
Times to relax...
The most exciting activity is....wacthing television...
Hey guys...What are today's movies ?
Mohabbatin...aaaaaa.......
Kung Fu Hustle...Watcha !
Spongebob Squarepant....
Are you ready kids ?
Alright captain....
We can't hear you....

6. Alrigth captain !
And... wonder pets...
What gonner work ?
Team work !
What gonner work ?
Team work !
Hollywood...Bollywood...Malaywood...Playwood....
Ha ? Playwood ? What types of story ?
Hehehe....Just kidding....
Watch together....Laugh together...
Hahahaha...
Like a big happy family....
Hostel life has it's up and down....
You may realize the significant of this life
Once you leave it, you might find that...
There is no other life like hostel life....
Till then...
Thank you !

7. Choral Speaking :
Good afternoon,
We would like to present to you .... ( howl )
A trip to the little.... Eeee..
Scared ? Don't be ...
But look out for something strange and mysterious ...
Are you ready? .... eeee
A narrow path, guide us to a place which is unknown ..
We are going to explore it ...
So let's see what's far deep inside there ..
( Shhh ... wind sound )
( howling sound )
What was that ?
With full of doubt in our mind, we followed the path ,
As we walked and walked ... We started to wonder .
Where are we going ?
Where are we going ?
Where ARE we going ?
The path brought us to a mangrove swamp .
Hey, let's go to the little house on the hill ..
With a hip and hop, we set off to the little house .

8. There it was, with a full moon behind the house that stood
Alone on the hill top ... The HAUNTED house!
( scream )
As we opened the door
( Eiiikkk ... creaking sound. dum! )
Count dracula
Count dracula
Count Dracula
Dim lights, PIERCED the dark!
And an eerie silence crept through
Slam!
( howling )
What was that ?
At once our hearts went.
dup, dup
dup, dup
dup, dup
dup, dup
dup, dup
dup, dup
...

9. And then,
We saw the strangest thing
A shadow at the doorway ..
Aaaaa ( scream )
Is .. is .. is that ?
A GHOST ?
No~ it's just a clown .
Ahh~ just a silly clown .
But wait .. wait!
This isn't an ordinary clown .
This one has fiery red eyes .. long hair .. And .. And..
And a face always in a frown ..
What's that he's holding ?
I think it's an ..
an..
an AXE in his hand!
Ahhhhhh........
Oh, I'm so scared!
Mummy, I want my mummy!
Help! somebody help me!
Hey look! Oh my god,

10. who's turn now ?
yeee.. haa..
It;s our hero! HARRY POTTER,
Harry Potter?
What? who is he ?
You don't know whois Harry Potter?
Which planet are you from?
He's the father of magic,
from the hogwart's school , of withcraft and wizardry ..
wow~ he's my hero~
EHEM! ENOUGH!
Look at the clown!
Up and down the clown jump!
jumping here. jumping there..
jumping EVERYWHERE~
he's so funny, but with that fiery eyes.
scaring us, EVERYWHERE!
Hey look! He's lifting his axe!
let's scram before it's cracks!
Runnnnn~
SILENCE!
Emm.. let's think this through!

11. want to scram or run ?
(pisp) .. i think we should .
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But wait.. wait!
What's that ?
Something there ..
the room was old and grey.
the air was dry and musty .
and EVERYTHING was rusty!
As we passed and old panting.
Stop! ..
Now what?
there's there's ..
here she goes again~
Lohanya swore she saw something floating in the air!
SILENCE!
Mummy! I can't stand this anymore!
You don't want to stand ?
then sit down!
Lurking in the corner .
is a witch! with her broom!
swooping down and CACKLING!

12. (hehhehehehe)
I'll get you without a hassle!
She chased us down the LONELY and EERIE path!
we RAN and RAN and
STOPPED!
Ahhhhhhhh.....................
Skeletons dancing!
( eyes pop out )
seven frankenstein stomping!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
Several evil clown jumping!
JUMP!
JUMP!
JUMP!
JUMP!
Some werewolves howling!
(howl)
Seventy draculas flying!
(hahaha)
(slurp!)

13. Who's going to help us now?
GHOST BUSTERS
What ? you can't be silly!
No~ They had resigned!
Then who?
WHO?
WHO?
The Lord Of The Ring!
(feewiit!)
Hello~ this is serious
Anyone with a suggestion?
SPIT IT OUT!
it's NOW or NEVER!
What if we get away from here?
But. where's the exit door?
there .
where ?
there .
here ?
not here . there!
Any suggestion Amin and Aswan ?

14. Ohhh.. we thought . there .
where ?
the brightest path over there!
ALL RIGHT!
That's it!
Let's scram before it's too late!
and DEMAND for a REFUND for the MOST UNHAPPENING trip!
Yes! I want my money back!
here! take this.
thank you!
who said that?
Oh no!
She's back! She's holding a dead rat!
Ahhh........
Runnnnnnnn.....
Hey! wait for me!
( panting )
We hope you have enjoyed our story! Thank you!