This document is a collection of buzzwords and their definitions posted by Dawn Parzych, Director of Product and Solution Marketing at Catchpoint. It includes definitions for terms like "digital transformation", "ninja", "rockstar", "disruptive", and "next-generation". The document mocks overuse of buzzwords in job postings by providing a fake example of a job ad seeking "rock stars" to work "synergistically" building the "next-gen service" that will disrupt the industry by being "like Uber for Whisky".

1. Buzzword
Bingo
Dawn Parzych
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2. Who am I
Director of Product and Solution Marketing at Catchpoint
Writer
Speaker
Hater of buzzwords
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“The definition of genius is taking
the complex and making it simple.”
-Albert Einstein

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Digital
Transformation
Applying technology to enable
new innovation not just
enhance or support traditional
methods.
“Transformers Evolution 2 Pack Evasion Optimus Prime” by Johnnywashngo

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9. Ninja
A person who moves
and acts without being
seen and usually carries
a short sword
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10. Rockstar
A person who is treated
as a celebrity, especially
in inspiring fanatical
admiration.
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11. Resources
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Lake Superior by widnr

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14. Disruptive
Causing trouble and
therefore stopping
something from
continuing as usual.
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Next-
Generation
The next stage of
development or version of
a product, service or
technology.
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19. I’m looking for a team of rock stars
to come work synergistically for the
next unicorn disrupting the DevOps
scene. Come build the next-gen
service, it’s like Uber for Whisky.
@dparzych

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