This story is a humorous bedtime story addressed to a hygienically challenged child, urging them to brush their teeth, take showers, wash their hands, and keep their room and body clean. The narrator describes the child's bad breath, body odor, dirty room and dreadlocks in an amusing yet stern manner, emphasizing the importance of personal hygiene for social and physical well-being.

1. B R U S H
/ Y O U R
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K I N G /
T E E T H .
A BEDTIME STORY FOR HYGIENICALLY CHALLENGED KIDS.
R A C H A E L W A C H S T E I N
# B Y F T

2. M Y B E A U T I F U L
K I D I S G R O W I N G
U P .
S O I A S K Y O U
M Y C H I L D , W H A T
T H E A C T U A L
F * % K ? !
B R U S H Y O U R F U C K I N G T E E T H

3. Y O U D O N ' T
B R U S H Y O U R
T E E T H , Y O U R
T O O T H B R U S H I S
D R Y
A N D T H E S M E L L
O F Y O U R
A R M P I T S B R I N G
T E A R S T O M Y
E Y E .

4. A N D W H A T D O
Y O U H A V E
A G A I N S T
T A K I N G A
S H O W E R ?
Y O U C A N S P A R E
A F E W M I N U T E S ,
I ' M N O T A S K I N G
F O R H O U R S .

5. T H E W O R S T O F
I T A L L M A Y B E
Y O U R F O O T
S M E L L .
I T ' S L I K E
R O T T I N G
C O R P S E S O R
S O U L S B U R N I N G
I N H E L L .

6. Y O U R R O O M I S
U N T I D Y , Y O U
D O N ' T S E E M T O
C A R E .
I S T H A T A
D R E A D L O C K I
S E E I N Y O U R
H A I R ?

7. I R E A L L Y D O N ' T
G E T I T ! W H Y
C A N ' T Y O U K E E P
C L E A N ?
Y O U ' R E S O V E R Y
A W E S O M E . I ' M
N O T B E I N G
M E A N .

8. J U S T B R U S H
Y O U R F * % K I N G
T E E T H E V E R Y
O N C E I N A
W H I L E O R Y O U R
F U T U R E F O R
S U R E I S A B I G
G U M M Y S M I L E .

9. W O U L D I T H U R T
T O B A T H E A F E W
T I M E S A W E E K ?
I F Y O U D O N ' T
I ' M A F R A I D
S O C I A L L I F E
W I L L B E B L E A K .

10. A N D
G O D D A M M I T K I D
F L U S H T H E
T O I L E T , W A S H
Y O U R H A N D S .
I S T H I S A S H O W
O F S O L I D A R I T Y
W I T H K I D S I N
3 R D W O R L D
L A N D S ?

11. D O Y O U W A N T
T O B R I N G B A C K
T H E P L A G U E A N D
C O M M U N I C A B L E
D I S E A S E S ?
T H E N C L E A N
Y O U R S E L F N O W ,
D O N ' T W A I T T O
H E L L F R E E Z E S .

12. I L O V E Y O U , I
L O V E Y O U , I
L O V E Y O U , I D O
B U T H O N E S T L Y
H U N Y O U S M E L L
L I K E A Z O O .

13. S O H O W A B O U T
Y O U B R U S H
Y O U R F * % K I N G
T E E T H B E F O R E
S L E E P I N G ?
A T L E A S T T H E
O N E S Y O U
I N T E N D O N
K E E P I N G ?

14. S T O P !
B E F O R E Y O U
C U T O F F T H E I R
F E E T , T R Y T H I S .
1 5 M I N U T E F O O T S O A K
A D D 1 / 3 C U P O F A P P L E C I D E R
V I N E G A R T O A B U C K E T O F
C O O L W A T E R . T H E A C I D I N
T H E V I N E G A R W I L L
N E U T R A L I Z E T H E O D O R A N D
H E L P K I L L B A C T E R I A .