The document proposes establishing "British Accent Wednesdays" as a new American tradition where citizens can use British accents and slang without repercussions every Wednesday. It argues that this would break up the monotony of everyday American accents. Celebrities, coaches, and women endorse the idea and claim speaking with a British accent on Wednesdays improves sports performance and test scores. Studies show 9 in 10 Americans and doctors support the idea that using a British accent only on Wednesdays strengthens bones and health. Critics of the idea are called offensive names.

1. The Committee for British
Accents on Wednesdays in
America Coalition
(TCFBAOWIAC)
Call to Order
April 27, 2010
Legislation Proposal

2. Plan of Action
In the trite world of American accents, there must be one day that
stands out from all others. On this particular day, citizens should, no
must do something that breaks up the monotony of everyday life.
We propose a new American tradition – British Accent Wednesdays
– a day of celebration, joy, and general doddleness. On this day,
Americans will be allowed to employ British accents and slang as
they see fit without fear of repercussions. This privilege will be
limited to Wednesday, although citizens may use the previously
unmentioned six days in order to practice for British Accent
Wednesdays.
Wednesday, of course, comes after Tuesday but before Thursday. This
makes it the ideal time for British Accent Wednesdays.

3. Celebrities Galore!
I’m a jammy
gent to be able
to participate in
such a
splendid day.
“I’m a three-time
state champ, and
I speak with a
British accent on
Wednesday - so
should you!
The coaches agree that British
Accent Wednesday is a day on
which all Americans should
unite!
Testimonial

4. We’re hot. We speak
in British accents!
Need we say more?
Testimonial

5. Testimonial

6. When’s
Wednesday?

7. Other Benefits:
All of these women
speak with British
accents.
Enough said.

8. Glittering Generalities
Not to mention…
You’ll be good at sports!
*It all starts with a British accent (on Wednesday!)*

9. Ladies: Need a reason to join?
How about…

10. Transfer

11. Everyone is On Board!
• 9 in 10 Americans endorse speaking with a
British Accent on Wednesdays.
• Doctors have that speaking with a British Accent
on and only on Wednesdays strengthens bones
and keeps kids feeling greeeat!
• Studies have shown that children who speak
with a British Accent on Wednesdays do better
on standardized tests.
Bandwagon

12. Still not with us?
• Critics of British accents are
bloody plonkers
• Anyone who doesn’t speak in
an intellectual British accent
is simply a fowning
boil-brained minnow
• Emma Watson speaks in a
British accent
– Anyone who doesn’t think
she’s adorable is a
tottering weather-beaten
whey-face
Name Calling

13. Join Our Team
• “95% of the American upper class doesn’t speak with a
British accent on Wednesday. Who do YOU identify
with?”
• Prove America’s superiority!
-The American Revolution is over. Let Wednesdays serve
as a reminder as to what would have happened if we
hadn’t won.
• Don’t be a twat
-Everyone is doing it
• Be a champion
-British Accent Wednesdays worked for Sil. It can work for
you, too!