Breaking
Technologies


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Mixing
Technologies


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Story



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Perpetual
    Learner



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Constraints
   Suck



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Think Outside
  The Box



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Consider
The Following



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1889



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Naples, Italy



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Queen Margherita



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Raffaele Esposito



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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Galette_des_Rois.png




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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cheese_07_bg_042906.jpg




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http://www.flickr.com/photos/dolescum/6023925585/




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Think Outside
  The Box.


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Trolley + Suitcase


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http://www.unluggage.com/images/otherviews/kr001_1.jpg




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Foosball +
   Arduino +
    Cloud +
   HTML5 +
   CouchDB
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Perl + C


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cpp + v8 +
awesumsauce


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It’s intrinsic.



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Technology



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God Complex



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Users are worth
more than technology


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“All War is Deception”
                              —Sun Tzu




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For Instance.



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Polyglotism



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Taxi...



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Schadenfreude



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“Pleasure Derived from
   the misfortune of
        others”


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“We are not robots”


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“Use what makes sense”


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Rapid Rant



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Node.js



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PHP
    And the innovator’s dilemma




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Anyways...



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The Experiment



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Engineer.



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Open Source
 is my life.


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I <3 HTML5
           Kinda.




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I <3 PHP


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I <3 JavaScript


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I <3 WebSockets


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I <3 Python


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I <3 Erlang


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I <3 Technology.


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I had code,
But no time.


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“What if I could run
PHP from Node.js”  - Me on a friday night after many drinks




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Let’s show off.


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Conclusion.


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Breaking Technologies

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  • #25 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #26 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #27 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #28 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #29 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #30 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #31 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #32 We are merely owners of our own realms/reich\n
  • #33 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #34 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #35 - Disruptive, disagree with the status-quo\n
  • #36 - Disruptive, disagree with the status-quo\n
  • #37 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #38 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #39 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #40 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #41 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #42 - Semantics changes\n- Moving target\n- Predefined class names ... error class only on certain elements, not on div or em&amp;#x2019;s for instance.\n
  • #43 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #44 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #45 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #46 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #47 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #48 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #49 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #50 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #51 - Incumbents do not generally react to disruptive technology until it&amp;#x2019;s too late.\n- Up to a few years ago that was PHP.\n
  • #52 - If you were expecting an in-depth tech-talk I&amp;#x2019;m sorry but I sure hope that you take something back from this with regards to your language, your community and how thinking outside the box can create pretty cool things.\n