This document outlines a 4-phase consumer segment report for a cafe called Brainwash Cafe. Phase I targets "Contemporary Dads" who are well-rounded, knowledgeable and revolutionary. Phase II focuses on "New-Gen" customers who are tech-savvy, childish but flirty, and rebellious. Phase III profiles "Toned-down Ozzys" as raw, devoted to rock, and slightly creepy. Phase IV describes "Modern Cool-Guys" as casual, a bit edgy but more refined than the other segments.