1. A massive global farting event occurred when millions of people and animals all farted at the same time due to eating certain gassy foods and drinking soda. 2. The simultaneous farting caused chaos as dogs jumped higher, pigeons fell from roofs, runners finished races incredibly fast with no one left to cheer, and paint was blown off cars. 3. The massive fart cloud changed clothes on people and animals and carried fish into swimming pools before the wind eventually blew it away, only to deposit it in the next town.