This document presents a series of quotes from various educational organizations throughout history complaining about students' dependence on new technologies. The quotes progress from the 1700s bemoaning students' reliance on slates instead of memorization, to the 1800s complaining about paper, to the 1900s criticizing the use of pen and ink instead of sharpened pencils. Later quotes lament the use of store-bought ink, fountain pens, ballpoint pens, and handheld calculators. The document concludes by noting we still use many of these technologies and now have computers, and that people will likely always find something new to complain about.