While Google remains one of the Internet's most useful tools, it does have its limitations and frustrations. With its focus on the bottom line, Google has no qualms about discontinuing your favorite tools (e.g., Google Reader, iGoogle, etc.) or search features (e.g., Translated foreign pages) with (relatively) short notice. Additionally, Google Search doesn't (yet) find absolutely everything, so it's good to have multiple tools and strategies in your reference librarian tool belt. This program will provide some alternatives to the Google gargantua and describe how, when, and why to steer clear of it and navigate to other ports of information. Presented at the Ohio Library Council Chapter Conferences 2014.