Bài tập tiếng anh lớp 8 thí điểm lưu hoằng trí (bản word)Linh Nguyen
The document is a Vietnamese language practice test for English grade 8 that focuses on leisure activities. It contains multiple sections:
1) Phonetics exercises with words containing "br" and "pr" clusters.
2) Vocabulary and grammar questions about leisure activities, including filling in blanks and matching "text speak" to word definitions.
3) A reading comprehension section about a survey of teenagers' leisure time that requires filling in blanks with statistics.
4) A conversation exercise and passage about someone's weekend activities.
Tuyển tập 100 đề thi HSG môn Tiếng Anh lớp 8 (có đáp án). Hiện tại chúng tôi cung cấp các bộ tài liệu bồi dưỡng HSG môn tiếng anh THCS:
1. 40 đề thi HSG tiếng anh lớp 6
2. 3500 câu hỏi trắc nghiệm tiếng anh bồi dưỡng HSG lớp 6
3. Tuyển tập 100 đề thi HSG tiếng anh lớp 7
4. Tuyển tập 100 đề thi HSG tiếng anh lớp 8
Quý bậc PHHS và giáo viên có nhu cầu mua tài liệu, vui lòng liên hệ theo: Tel - 0919.281.916.
Key kiểm tra một tiết lần 1 lớp 11 năm học 2013Locninh
The document is a test answer key for an English exam for 11th grade students in Vietnam. It contains the exam questions testing various English skills like pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, reading comprehension, and more. The exam had two versions, De A and De B, and the key provides the answers to both versions of the test.
The document is a test for 6th grade students in Vietnam. It contains questions on phonics, vocabulary, grammar, reading comprehension and writing in English. The test has four pages and takes 120 minutes to complete. Students are to write directly in the test paper. It will be marked by two examiners who will sign the test with their names and examiner numbers. The test assesses students' knowledge of English pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, reading and writing abilities.
The document is a test for 6th grade students in Vietnam. It contains 5 parts testing different English skills. Part 1 is a listening test, Part 2 tests phonics, Part 3 tests vocabulary and grammar, Part 4 is a reading comprehension test, and Part 5 involves writing skills like correcting sentences and answering questions. The test has different scoring for each part and takes a total of 120 minutes to complete.
Bài tập tiếng anh 9 thí điểm lưu hoằng trí bản wordJung Yun
The document provides an introduction to a Vietnamese language workbook titled "English 9 Exercises - No Answers" intended for 9th grade students. It was compiled by Luu Hoang Tri, an English teacher, in collaboration with the National University of Hanoi Press and Pearson Education. The workbook contains exercises corresponding to each lesson in the textbook to help students practice their English communication skills, with a focus on speaking, reading, writing, and developing age-appropriate abilities. It includes various exercise types without answers to encourage self-study. The introduction expresses hope that the workbook will be a useful self-study resource and tool to improve students' English skills.
The document is a test paper for grade 6 students containing multiple choice questions and fill-in-the-blank exercises about English grammar and vocabulary. The test covers topics such as parts of speech, tenses, prepositions, and sentence structure. It contains 10 sections with a total of 100 points. The document provides the answers to the test at the end.
This document appears to be an exam for the subject of English given to students taking an entrance exam for Grade 10 at a high school in Đồng Tháp Province, Vietnam. The exam contains sections on listening, reading, language focus, and writing. It provides instructions for students on how to complete the different sections, which involve multiple choice questions, filling in blanks, sentence rewrites, and short answer responses. The exam is 4 pages long and students have 120 minutes to complete it.
Bài tập tiếng anh lớp 8 thí điểm lưu hoằng trí (bản word)Linh Nguyen
The document is a Vietnamese language practice test for English grade 8 that focuses on leisure activities. It contains multiple sections:
1) Phonetics exercises with words containing "br" and "pr" clusters.
2) Vocabulary and grammar questions about leisure activities, including filling in blanks and matching "text speak" to word definitions.
3) A reading comprehension section about a survey of teenagers' leisure time that requires filling in blanks with statistics.
4) A conversation exercise and passage about someone's weekend activities.
Tuyển tập 100 đề thi HSG môn Tiếng Anh lớp 8 (có đáp án). Hiện tại chúng tôi cung cấp các bộ tài liệu bồi dưỡng HSG môn tiếng anh THCS:
1. 40 đề thi HSG tiếng anh lớp 6
2. 3500 câu hỏi trắc nghiệm tiếng anh bồi dưỡng HSG lớp 6
3. Tuyển tập 100 đề thi HSG tiếng anh lớp 7
4. Tuyển tập 100 đề thi HSG tiếng anh lớp 8
Quý bậc PHHS và giáo viên có nhu cầu mua tài liệu, vui lòng liên hệ theo: Tel - 0919.281.916.
Key kiểm tra một tiết lần 1 lớp 11 năm học 2013Locninh
The document is a test answer key for an English exam for 11th grade students in Vietnam. It contains the exam questions testing various English skills like pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, reading comprehension, and more. The exam had two versions, De A and De B, and the key provides the answers to both versions of the test.
The document is a test for 6th grade students in Vietnam. It contains questions on phonics, vocabulary, grammar, reading comprehension and writing in English. The test has four pages and takes 120 minutes to complete. Students are to write directly in the test paper. It will be marked by two examiners who will sign the test with their names and examiner numbers. The test assesses students' knowledge of English pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, reading and writing abilities.
The document is a test for 6th grade students in Vietnam. It contains 5 parts testing different English skills. Part 1 is a listening test, Part 2 tests phonics, Part 3 tests vocabulary and grammar, Part 4 is a reading comprehension test, and Part 5 involves writing skills like correcting sentences and answering questions. The test has different scoring for each part and takes a total of 120 minutes to complete.
Bài tập tiếng anh 9 thí điểm lưu hoằng trí bản wordJung Yun
The document provides an introduction to a Vietnamese language workbook titled "English 9 Exercises - No Answers" intended for 9th grade students. It was compiled by Luu Hoang Tri, an English teacher, in collaboration with the National University of Hanoi Press and Pearson Education. The workbook contains exercises corresponding to each lesson in the textbook to help students practice their English communication skills, with a focus on speaking, reading, writing, and developing age-appropriate abilities. It includes various exercise types without answers to encourage self-study. The introduction expresses hope that the workbook will be a useful self-study resource and tool to improve students' English skills.
The document is a test paper for grade 6 students containing multiple choice questions and fill-in-the-blank exercises about English grammar and vocabulary. The test covers topics such as parts of speech, tenses, prepositions, and sentence structure. It contains 10 sections with a total of 100 points. The document provides the answers to the test at the end.
This document appears to be an exam for the subject of English given to students taking an entrance exam for Grade 10 at a high school in Đồng Tháp Province, Vietnam. The exam contains sections on listening, reading, language focus, and writing. It provides instructions for students on how to complete the different sections, which involve multiple choice questions, filling in blanks, sentence rewrites, and short answer responses. The exam is 4 pages long and students have 120 minutes to complete it.
International Trade - World Trade OrganisationSanmeet Dhokay
The document provides recommendations to increase India's exports. It notes that while China's share of global GDP and exports has tripled in recent years, India's exports have stagnated around $300 billion annually. It suggests that India needs to improve international competitiveness by reducing costs, improving infrastructure and productivity, and increasing access to finance for small/medium enterprises. Specific recommendations include regional trade agreements, identifying new export sectors and markets, increasing technological exports, and encouraging state governments to promote exports.
The document discusses marketing functions and identifies basic and facilitating functions. The basic functions include marketing research and product planning and development. Marketing research involves systematically collecting and analyzing data to facilitate decision making. Product planning determines what to produce based on identifying consumer needs. The facilitating functions support the basic functions and include activities like buying, assembling, selling, transportation, advertising, pricing, and insurance.
The document discusses the history and performance issues of an SME company in China from 1955-2000. It details how the company formed a new private ownership structure in 1998 but performance did not improve due to operational and capital inefficiencies. Bad debts increased and losses reached RMB 100 million. In 2000, the company initiated social research and decided to build an online B2B platform to address inventory losses, lack of monitoring and information sharing, and slow response to market changes. The new platform connected suppliers and customers in an automated and transparent manner, removing earlier drawbacks and creating new opportunities to expand internationally.
Colgate precision case study pgpmx mumbai group a dec2015Sanmeet Dhokay
The document provides background information on Colgate-Palmolive's launch of a new toothbrush, the PrecisionToothbrush, in the US market in 1993. It analyzes the oral care market and competitive landscape, segmentation of consumers, positioning of the Precision toothbrush for the target segment with therapeutic oral hygiene needs, and how Precision addresses consumer needs better than competitors through its innovative design.
Lab assignment competition law - sanmeet dhokay - pgpmx025Sanmeet Dhokay
This document provides an overview of competition law in India. It discusses key concepts like anti-competitive agreements, abuse of dominant position, and combinations. It describes the Competition Commission of India (CCI) and some important cases it has decided. It also briefly discusses competition law frameworks in the European Union and United States. The document contains details of the implementation of competition law in India so far, including statistics on CCI orders and penalties imposed.
The below document contains code to analyze data from 3 different CSV files:
1. Makeup purchase data with summaries of dollar amounts spent by product type.
2. Travel spending data with comparisons between gender and age groups.
3. Military officer placement data with analyses of salary by rank and gender.
Plots, histograms, boxplots and bar graphs are generated to compare variables and understand patterns in the data.
The document discusses issues facing the quality assurance manager of a pharmaceutical company regarding setting the proper fill target amount for bottles of a medication. It considers using a standard deviation rule but notes this could lead to underfilled bottles and production stoppages. Other factors to incorporate are the production process, costs of underfilled bottles, and maximizing profit. Analysis of costs per ounce produced and rejected is needed to determine the optimal target fill amount. The document recommends a target of 10.38 to 10.40 ounces per bottle would maximize profit per case while minimizing rejected bottles given production constraints.
WAC report Greenpeace - Managerial Communication Sanmeet Dhokay
Facebook faced criticism from Greenpeace over its plans to power a new data center facility using energy from a supplier that sourced 60% of its energy from coal. Greenpeace launched a campaign called "Unfriend Coal" to pressure Facebook to adopt cleaner energy policies. While Facebook could ignore Greenpeace or challenge its claims, it is recommended that Facebook cooperates with Greenpeace to find an alternative clean energy supplier. Doing so would help Facebook enhance its reputation and take a leadership position in addressing climate change by raising environmental awareness through its social network.
Fa term paper sanmeet dhokay - 2015 pgpmx025Sanmeet Dhokay
This document provides an overview of key accounting concepts covered over three days:
- Day 1 discusses accounting mechanics like journals, ledgers, trial balances, and financial statements. It also covers the differences between financial and cost accounting.
- Day 2 asks questions to consider in accounting and discusses accounting approaches, transactions, trial balances, and the balance sheet.
- Day 3 covers inventory, the manufacturing process, profit calculations, depreciation methods, and cash flow statements. It also discusses ratios, returns, and feasibility analysis.
The document aims to introduce fundamental accounting topics and how they relate to recording, classifying, summarizing and interpreting business financial information.
Sales Soft faces a dilemma on whether to continue developing its comprehensive sales automation software PROCEED or divert resources to a sales forecasting software called Trojan Horse. While Trojan Horse could generate quicker revenue, it would mean abandoning the original goal of becoming a leader in the high-end sales automation market. A long-term analysis shows that continuing PROCEED's development is more profitable, as it has no threats from competitors and is projected to generate over $30 million in revenue by 1998 compared to under $10 million for Trojan Horse. Therefore, to achieve its long-term objectives, Sales Soft should choose the PROCEED option over the diversion to Trojan Horse for short-term gains.
The document is a report submitted to Dr. Premraj Alva containing details of a group project. It includes the names and roll numbers of 10 group members and their assigned topics. Abhijeet Sankapal is identified as the group leader. The topics covered in the project are related to venture capital, including its meaning, definition, history, forms, advantages to investors and promoters, stages of financing, and risks associated with venture capital funding.
This document provides an overview of key concepts in organizational behavior. It discusses topics like OB applying at the individual, group, and organizational levels. It also summarizes theories such as social cognition, Hawthorne studies, Frederick Taylor's work on standardizing behavior, and Hofstede's cultural dimensions. Additionally, it outlines components of attitudes, differences between values and beliefs, types of organizational commitment, and theories of motivation including Maslow and McClelland. Key models of personality are also summarized such as the Big Five and psychodynamic theories. Transactional analysis concepts and Johari Window are briefly covered as well.
Aqualisa developed the Quartz shower valve over 3 years at a cost of €5.8 million. Sales of the Quartz were disappointing at 15 units per day, far below the target of 100-200 units. The CEO believed the Quartz could become a mainstream product, while other managers thought it was only a niche product. A recommendation was made to target plumbers to increase sales, as plumbers influence 73% of shower purchases and the Quartz only requires half a day to install compared to 2-3 days for standard showers. Offering apprenticeships and refunding plumbers for faulty units was proposed to appeal to plumbers. Reducing prices and targeting trade shops, showrooms, and developers was
Bosch India's financial statements from 2013-2015 were analyzed using various tools. The common size income statement showed that Bosch's revenue, profit after tax, and earnings per share all grew substantially from 2013-2014, unlike its competitors Motherson Sumi and Wabco. The common size balance sheet indicated that while Bosch's equity and assets grew well, liabilities increased at a faster rate. DuPont analysis showed Bosch's return on equity improved to 18% in 2014-2015. Liquidity ratios like the current, acid-test, and cash ratios demonstrated that Bosch maintained a healthy liquidity position. Analysis of solvency and leverage ratios such as debt to equity and debt to assets indicated that Bos
Costing evaluation for better productivity controlDevesh Singhal
This document presents a costing evaluation method for better productivity control in paper manufacturing. It summarizes the key differences between this method and conventional accounting approaches. Specifically:
1) It treats capital investments as money spent to generate future returns rather than assets on the books, and allows flexible depreciation based on actual resale value.
2) It considers inputs as consumed only when actually used rather than fully at purchase. Partial consumption is accepted.
3) It treats finished products as "sold" when produced rather than when invoices are raised, considering the finished goods warehouse as an intermediate customer.
4) Benchmarks are developed for waste paper yields, chemical and fuel consumption, and other variables to track against
Barco Projection Systems, the market leader in graphic projectors, was surprised by Sony's new superior graphics projector launching at a lower price. Barco needs to counter quickly by launching new superior models and re-pricing existing ones. The document analyzes Barco, Sony, their products and strategies, the projection systems market and customers, technological environment, competitors like ElectroHome, and collaborators like distributors. It considers Barco's planned digital BD700 launch and Sony's 1270 product threatening its leadership in graphics and data projectors.
Meaning and Significance of Physical EducationPriyanka Nain
This is a presentation about meaning of Physical Education and why it is significant, how it helps in wholesome development of an individual, all these questions are answered in this presentation.
This document contains a series of jokes and riddles with multiple choice answers. It appears to be from an online forum discussing jokes and puzzles. The jokes cover topics like wordplay, logical inconsistencies, and cultural stereotypes. The format involves setting up a brief scenario or question and providing multiple choice answers to solve the joke or riddle.
This treatment proposes a lyric video for the song "Kevin - Outro" divided into 3 scenes that correspond to the song's 3 verses.
The first scene shows a man wandering a city at night accompanied by slow motion shots of the urban environment. The second scene cuts to an empty bedroom where the man writes and crumples papers, looking exhausted.
The final scene shows the city at sunrise as the song conveys hope, accompanied by a boat sailing in the harbor to represent navigating a new destiny. The video's art style and colors will change throughout to match the themes in each verse.
This document contains a test for 6th grade English students. The test has multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank questions to assess students' English proficiency in areas such as pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar and reading comprehension. It begins with a pronunciation section where students must identify the word with a differently pronounced underlined part. Following sections include choosing the best option to complete sentences, providing the correct verb form, reordering words to form sentences, and identifying true/false statements in a short reading passage. The test concludes with an answer key detailing the correct responses.
This document contains an exam for 6th grade English subject with multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank questions testing listening, phonetics, vocabulary, grammar, reading, and writing skills. It is divided into 5 sections: Listening, Phonetics, Vocabulary and Grammar, Reading, and Writing. The exam tests students' understanding of conversations, pronunciation of words, knowledge of vocabulary and grammar rules, ability to comprehend passages, and control of written English. It aims to evaluate students' English proficiency in various areas as well as their overall English skills.
International Trade - World Trade OrganisationSanmeet Dhokay
The document provides recommendations to increase India's exports. It notes that while China's share of global GDP and exports has tripled in recent years, India's exports have stagnated around $300 billion annually. It suggests that India needs to improve international competitiveness by reducing costs, improving infrastructure and productivity, and increasing access to finance for small/medium enterprises. Specific recommendations include regional trade agreements, identifying new export sectors and markets, increasing technological exports, and encouraging state governments to promote exports.
The document discusses marketing functions and identifies basic and facilitating functions. The basic functions include marketing research and product planning and development. Marketing research involves systematically collecting and analyzing data to facilitate decision making. Product planning determines what to produce based on identifying consumer needs. The facilitating functions support the basic functions and include activities like buying, assembling, selling, transportation, advertising, pricing, and insurance.
The document discusses the history and performance issues of an SME company in China from 1955-2000. It details how the company formed a new private ownership structure in 1998 but performance did not improve due to operational and capital inefficiencies. Bad debts increased and losses reached RMB 100 million. In 2000, the company initiated social research and decided to build an online B2B platform to address inventory losses, lack of monitoring and information sharing, and slow response to market changes. The new platform connected suppliers and customers in an automated and transparent manner, removing earlier drawbacks and creating new opportunities to expand internationally.
Colgate precision case study pgpmx mumbai group a dec2015Sanmeet Dhokay
The document provides background information on Colgate-Palmolive's launch of a new toothbrush, the PrecisionToothbrush, in the US market in 1993. It analyzes the oral care market and competitive landscape, segmentation of consumers, positioning of the Precision toothbrush for the target segment with therapeutic oral hygiene needs, and how Precision addresses consumer needs better than competitors through its innovative design.
Lab assignment competition law - sanmeet dhokay - pgpmx025Sanmeet Dhokay
This document provides an overview of competition law in India. It discusses key concepts like anti-competitive agreements, abuse of dominant position, and combinations. It describes the Competition Commission of India (CCI) and some important cases it has decided. It also briefly discusses competition law frameworks in the European Union and United States. The document contains details of the implementation of competition law in India so far, including statistics on CCI orders and penalties imposed.
The below document contains code to analyze data from 3 different CSV files:
1. Makeup purchase data with summaries of dollar amounts spent by product type.
2. Travel spending data with comparisons between gender and age groups.
3. Military officer placement data with analyses of salary by rank and gender.
Plots, histograms, boxplots and bar graphs are generated to compare variables and understand patterns in the data.
The document discusses issues facing the quality assurance manager of a pharmaceutical company regarding setting the proper fill target amount for bottles of a medication. It considers using a standard deviation rule but notes this could lead to underfilled bottles and production stoppages. Other factors to incorporate are the production process, costs of underfilled bottles, and maximizing profit. Analysis of costs per ounce produced and rejected is needed to determine the optimal target fill amount. The document recommends a target of 10.38 to 10.40 ounces per bottle would maximize profit per case while minimizing rejected bottles given production constraints.
WAC report Greenpeace - Managerial Communication Sanmeet Dhokay
Facebook faced criticism from Greenpeace over its plans to power a new data center facility using energy from a supplier that sourced 60% of its energy from coal. Greenpeace launched a campaign called "Unfriend Coal" to pressure Facebook to adopt cleaner energy policies. While Facebook could ignore Greenpeace or challenge its claims, it is recommended that Facebook cooperates with Greenpeace to find an alternative clean energy supplier. Doing so would help Facebook enhance its reputation and take a leadership position in addressing climate change by raising environmental awareness through its social network.
Fa term paper sanmeet dhokay - 2015 pgpmx025Sanmeet Dhokay
This document provides an overview of key accounting concepts covered over three days:
- Day 1 discusses accounting mechanics like journals, ledgers, trial balances, and financial statements. It also covers the differences between financial and cost accounting.
- Day 2 asks questions to consider in accounting and discusses accounting approaches, transactions, trial balances, and the balance sheet.
- Day 3 covers inventory, the manufacturing process, profit calculations, depreciation methods, and cash flow statements. It also discusses ratios, returns, and feasibility analysis.
The document aims to introduce fundamental accounting topics and how they relate to recording, classifying, summarizing and interpreting business financial information.
Sales Soft faces a dilemma on whether to continue developing its comprehensive sales automation software PROCEED or divert resources to a sales forecasting software called Trojan Horse. While Trojan Horse could generate quicker revenue, it would mean abandoning the original goal of becoming a leader in the high-end sales automation market. A long-term analysis shows that continuing PROCEED's development is more profitable, as it has no threats from competitors and is projected to generate over $30 million in revenue by 1998 compared to under $10 million for Trojan Horse. Therefore, to achieve its long-term objectives, Sales Soft should choose the PROCEED option over the diversion to Trojan Horse for short-term gains.
The document is a report submitted to Dr. Premraj Alva containing details of a group project. It includes the names and roll numbers of 10 group members and their assigned topics. Abhijeet Sankapal is identified as the group leader. The topics covered in the project are related to venture capital, including its meaning, definition, history, forms, advantages to investors and promoters, stages of financing, and risks associated with venture capital funding.
This document provides an overview of key concepts in organizational behavior. It discusses topics like OB applying at the individual, group, and organizational levels. It also summarizes theories such as social cognition, Hawthorne studies, Frederick Taylor's work on standardizing behavior, and Hofstede's cultural dimensions. Additionally, it outlines components of attitudes, differences between values and beliefs, types of organizational commitment, and theories of motivation including Maslow and McClelland. Key models of personality are also summarized such as the Big Five and psychodynamic theories. Transactional analysis concepts and Johari Window are briefly covered as well.
Aqualisa developed the Quartz shower valve over 3 years at a cost of €5.8 million. Sales of the Quartz were disappointing at 15 units per day, far below the target of 100-200 units. The CEO believed the Quartz could become a mainstream product, while other managers thought it was only a niche product. A recommendation was made to target plumbers to increase sales, as plumbers influence 73% of shower purchases and the Quartz only requires half a day to install compared to 2-3 days for standard showers. Offering apprenticeships and refunding plumbers for faulty units was proposed to appeal to plumbers. Reducing prices and targeting trade shops, showrooms, and developers was
Bosch India's financial statements from 2013-2015 were analyzed using various tools. The common size income statement showed that Bosch's revenue, profit after tax, and earnings per share all grew substantially from 2013-2014, unlike its competitors Motherson Sumi and Wabco. The common size balance sheet indicated that while Bosch's equity and assets grew well, liabilities increased at a faster rate. DuPont analysis showed Bosch's return on equity improved to 18% in 2014-2015. Liquidity ratios like the current, acid-test, and cash ratios demonstrated that Bosch maintained a healthy liquidity position. Analysis of solvency and leverage ratios such as debt to equity and debt to assets indicated that Bos
Costing evaluation for better productivity controlDevesh Singhal
This document presents a costing evaluation method for better productivity control in paper manufacturing. It summarizes the key differences between this method and conventional accounting approaches. Specifically:
1) It treats capital investments as money spent to generate future returns rather than assets on the books, and allows flexible depreciation based on actual resale value.
2) It considers inputs as consumed only when actually used rather than fully at purchase. Partial consumption is accepted.
3) It treats finished products as "sold" when produced rather than when invoices are raised, considering the finished goods warehouse as an intermediate customer.
4) Benchmarks are developed for waste paper yields, chemical and fuel consumption, and other variables to track against
Barco Projection Systems, the market leader in graphic projectors, was surprised by Sony's new superior graphics projector launching at a lower price. Barco needs to counter quickly by launching new superior models and re-pricing existing ones. The document analyzes Barco, Sony, their products and strategies, the projection systems market and customers, technological environment, competitors like ElectroHome, and collaborators like distributors. It considers Barco's planned digital BD700 launch and Sony's 1270 product threatening its leadership in graphics and data projectors.
Meaning and Significance of Physical EducationPriyanka Nain
This is a presentation about meaning of Physical Education and why it is significant, how it helps in wholesome development of an individual, all these questions are answered in this presentation.
This document contains a series of jokes and riddles with multiple choice answers. It appears to be from an online forum discussing jokes and puzzles. The jokes cover topics like wordplay, logical inconsistencies, and cultural stereotypes. The format involves setting up a brief scenario or question and providing multiple choice answers to solve the joke or riddle.
This treatment proposes a lyric video for the song "Kevin - Outro" divided into 3 scenes that correspond to the song's 3 verses.
The first scene shows a man wandering a city at night accompanied by slow motion shots of the urban environment. The second scene cuts to an empty bedroom where the man writes and crumples papers, looking exhausted.
The final scene shows the city at sunrise as the song conveys hope, accompanied by a boat sailing in the harbor to represent navigating a new destiny. The video's art style and colors will change throughout to match the themes in each verse.
This document contains a test for 6th grade English students. The test has multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank questions to assess students' English proficiency in areas such as pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar and reading comprehension. It begins with a pronunciation section where students must identify the word with a differently pronounced underlined part. Following sections include choosing the best option to complete sentences, providing the correct verb form, reordering words to form sentences, and identifying true/false statements in a short reading passage. The test concludes with an answer key detailing the correct responses.
This document contains an exam for 6th grade English subject with multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank questions testing listening, phonetics, vocabulary, grammar, reading, and writing skills. It is divided into 5 sections: Listening, Phonetics, Vocabulary and Grammar, Reading, and Writing. The exam tests students' understanding of conversations, pronunciation of words, knowledge of vocabulary and grammar rules, ability to comprehend passages, and control of written English. It aims to evaluate students' English proficiency in various areas as well as their overall English skills.
This document describes Abrapalabra, a vocabulary learning app for children ages 6-9 learning a second language. It focuses on oral vocabulary acquisition through games involving matching words and pictures and testing pronunciation. The app is designed to incorporate scaffolding techniques like modeling words and providing feedback. It uses speech recognition and synthesis to test pronunciation at speed. Diagrams show the planned user interface, game mechanics, and data storage in an SQLite database. The goals are rote memorization of vocabulary through an engaging, scaffolded process involving speaking and listening practice.
This document contains a test for 6th grade English subject selection of gifted students. The test has 10 parts with a total time of 120 minutes. It focuses on phonics, grammar, vocabulary, reading comprehension and writing skills. Some questions require choosing the right answer among options while others ask students to fill in blanks or correct errors in sentences. The test aims to evaluate students' English language abilities in different skills.
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This document provides a collection of 10 practice tests and answer keys for a 7th grade English proficiency exam in Vietnam. It includes sample tests covering phonetic, vocabulary, grammar, reading and writing sections. Each test section has multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank and rearranging questions. The answer key provides the correct responses and guidance for scoring each part of the tests out of 10 or 100 total points. The document aims to help students prepare for the official 7th grade proficiency exam in English.
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This document contains a collection of jokes and riddles in Hindi/Urdu. It begins with introductions and invitations to join online groups. Then follows a series of short exchanges playing on wordplay, cultural references and nonsensical logic.
This document contains an exam for 6th grade English subject with multiple choice and fill-in-the-blank questions testing listening, phonetics, vocabulary, grammar, reading, and writing skills. The exam has 5 sections: Listening, Phonetics, Vocabulary and Grammar, Reading, and Writing. The Listening section contains multiple choice questions about a conversation. The Phonetics section tests pronunciation of words. The Vocabulary and Grammar section contains questions on vocabulary, grammar, verbs and prepositions. The Reading section includes a passage for comprehension. The Writing section evaluates errors and requires rewriting sentences and writing a short passage.
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- Omar decided he wanted to be a doctor after seeing a TV program about a doctor working in a rural area of China. He worked hard in school and university to become a doctor.
- After finishing his training, he found work as a junior doctor in a village in northern India. He worked with older doctors at the small village hospital and also helped at a nearby town hospital two days a week.
- One day at the larger hospital, a young man with a broken leg who Omar recognized from university came in, surprising Omar.
This document contains a practice test with multiple choice, fill-in-the-blank, and short answer questions about English grammar and vocabulary. The test covers topics such as parts of speech, prepositions, verb tenses and forms, sentence structure, and reading comprehension. It contains 10 sections with a total of 100 points possible. The test assesses foundational English skills.
The document is a test for 6th grade students in Vietnam. It contains questions on phonics, vocabulary, grammar, reading comprehension and writing. The test has multiple choice, fill in the blank and writing questions. It will take students 120 minutes to complete and consists of 5 pages.
Một số đề kiểm tra 1 tiết hkii tiếng anh lớp 7 (with key)Nguyen Van Tai
This document contains an English test with 7 sections and multiple choice questions. The test assesses listening comprehension, pronunciation, grammar, reading comprehension, and writing. It tests students on topics like free time activities, parts of a football match, verb tenses, rewriting sentences, and answering questions about a passage. The test is for class 7 and has a time limit of 45 minutes. The teacher will provide remarks and a mark for the test once completed.
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5. Editorial Team - Ankit Jhaveri & Sanmeet Dhokay
YEARBOOK
Lately, students in esteemed colleges like ours have been showing peculiar
behavior during the day. Researchers believe that these symptoms have been
evident in most of the students, except a few. It is generally seen that these
few have always been found on the first three benches in class, take a daily
dosage of the medicine called "Reference Books" after getting up and before
sleeping and always use the disinfectant called "Maska". The remaining major-
ity have been generally found on the last benches doing the following to coun-
teract this dreadful disease called "75% compulsory".
1 Reading every page of the newspaper (No matter which one..)
2 Forming a Mexican wave during the lecture.
3 Singing the worst item numbers in chorus.
4 Using special sound effects like "Maaaa..aaam"
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Well, if you are also suffering from the same disease and show the symptoms
of, using every ounce of your flesh in class(to wait for the attendance sheet),
battling against numerous mosquitoes that disturb you(when you are yawn-
ing) in class, witnessing your partner work hard (dozing off)in class, seeing
paper being used very efficiently (for paper balls and rockets) and hearing
people voice their thoughts (by singing rubbish)during class, then you have
probably guessed that this book is also product of the effort we put in during
our lectures. It is one of the most fruitful products of attending lectures.
Sanmeet and me realized the scope of a 'best-seller' in a season when the cre-
ativity of our classmates had reached its epitome. After this, I am convinced
that BE -Comps 2006 shows better creativity skills then any ART / Commerce
student.
Looking back into the past 4 years, I am sure we all will eventually miss our
life at Somaiya and the time we have spent here. From the workshop building,
6. which is secluded and cramped to the drawing halls, which are empty and airy,
from the Cafe with steel plated stools to the overcrowded canteen, from the
hungama during Symphony to the silence before our Vivas, from the water
cooler, which gave no water even after protesting to the labs that drowned due
to excess water (26/7), from the classrooms to the slope, from the unlimited
seminars we did not attend to the unlimited movie shows we attended instead,
from the decent behavior during placements to the unruly behavior while eating
'Idli Chili', from the copying of assignments to the originality while making
Jokes and songs, from the discrimination between 10 termwork
people and 24 termwork people to the unity we share while shouting 'BE-
COMPS' , from the scolding given by our profs. to ragging our juniors, from
'cutting chai' before lectures to 'Magix' during the lectures, from entering late in
class to coming on time during the fest, from waiting in line for railway conces-
sion to waiting in line for the results, from the student lift that rarely worked to
the Staff lift that always worked, from Tewariji to Pandeji, from the 'V' dog to the
cat it was always scared of, from 'Nirmal' to 'Nirmale', from football during the
rains in the dirty muck to the volleyball court that was never used, from the
'Informals' during Symphony to the 'in formals' during PCT presentations and
many countless things that will always be close to our heart.With everyone tak-
ing their own path in life soon, some to IT companies, others to Management
Colleges while others to Universities abroad, memories are the only thing we
will be left with the day we cross the gates of our second home.
We have tried our best to put down as many memories as possible into this
book, and I hope you all will cherish this all your life. This book, would have
never been possible without the significant contribution given to Sanmeet and
me by Devi,Anubhav,Pranali,Tanuja & Rajeev. Lets hope that this bond always
remains within in us, because it has two essential elements in it - 'Somaiya' and
'Memories'.
From the editorial team
Ankit Jhaveri Sanmeet Dhokay
BE - Comps 2006 BE - Comps 2006
7. YEARBOOK
TABLE OF CONTENTS:-
1. Personal Details Database............................................
2. Fullee Faltoo - PJ's & Riddles......................................
3. 101 ways to get 23 in Term-Work.................................
4. 101 ways to get 10 in Term-Work.................................
5. Famous Somaiyaite Engineering Quotes....................
6. B.E. Comps Lingo..........................................................
7. They said it.....................................................................
8. Famous Professor-Student Encounters.....................
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9. Lifetime Achievement Awards.....................................
10. Future Careers.............................................................
11. Gaana Bajana...............................................................
12. Other Stuff....................................................................
13. Middlenames...............................................................
14. Message Board...........................................................
8. 1.
Details
Personal
Database
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 PERSONAL DETAILS DB
14. 2.
PJ’s & Riddles
FULLEE FALTOO
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 FULLEE FALTOO
15. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?
FULLEE FALTOO
A Adidas.
Marte hue aadmi ko kya dene kaa?
A Birla Plus Cement(Kyun ki is cement mein jaan hain!!)
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,
3+3=8
Kaise...............socho socho
...
...
...
... A
A Abey Bewakoof.............Galti se !!!!
Why does a sardar use an Earbud to clean a wall?
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
A Kyun ki usne suna tha ki “Deewaron ke bhi kaan
hote hain”
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and
the water level of the pond increases. How?
A A - The other 9 fish are crying.................
16. Ek Ladka lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti
FULLEE FALTOO
hai.So he goes to the canteen.Canteen mein woh ek pav leta hai. Jaise
hi woh pav khane keliye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.Ab aapko yeh batana hai ki woh jiska lecture attend
karke aa raha hai! ,us professor ka naam kya hai???
A Ishq Ki Chhaon.
(Reason :- Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....)
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?
A Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
A sardar keeps 2 glasses of water next to his bed while sleeping, one
with water and the other without water. Why?
A 'Pyaas' ajeeb hai kabhi lag sakti hai, kabhi nahi lagti.
One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a 'popat' sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?
A Ans. Because 'popat' was the name of an elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?
A One of them is a widow
17. Which Gutkha do giraffes like the most?
FULLEE FALTOO
A A. Manikchand (Oonche log oonchi pasand)
Once a man whispered something into a Sardar's ear.After hearing it
,the Sardar died.
What did the man say to him?
A A. DHISHKYAOO!!!
What is the name of Jackie Chan's Mother-in-law?
A A. D-COLD Total (Chan ki Saans!)
Now what is the name of Jackie Chan’s Daughter-in-law?
A A. D-COLD Total (Kyunki Saans bhi kabhi Bahu thi!!)
What are the three versions of JAVA software?
A 1.) Mar JAVA
2.) Mit JAVA
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
3.) Kar JAVA
Paani ka 'popat' kaise karne ka ?
A Paani garam karke..nahne ka nahi
Aur ek baar Paani ka 'popat' kaise karne ka ?
A Nal khol kar ... Bucket nikal do.
18. On the border of India and Pakistan there is tremendous tension but
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none attacks. Why ?
A Because Dishum Dishum toh Pepsodent ka kaam hai.
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.
Why ?
A Because Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for HSC. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into VJTI and the Hare does not. How?
A Sports Quota
Ram and Laxman go to the jungle. They need to climb a tree for
fruits. Ram climbs easily. Why?
A Because Ram is GOD.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Laxman tries climbing.. but cannot climb. Why ?
A Because he is V.V.S Laxman.
Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?
A Ans. Because he was walking.
19. FULLEE FALTOO
5 solutions anyone ?
Cigarette-Boat Series
2 men are sitting in a boat and have only 2 cigarettes, but no match-
sticks or lighter, but want to smoke. How do they do it ?
A They throw one cigarette in the water , so the boat becomes
LIGHTER.
A Kisses one cigarette - Toh Doosra Jal Jaata Hai
A Throws one cigarette in the air and catches it. Catches win MATCHES.
A Sprinkles some water on one cigarette - (Tip Tip Barsa Paani, Paani ne
AAG lagayi)-(w.r.t MOHRA)
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
A Draws a line with a cigarette on his body which leaves a mark- (w.r.t
DAAG - The Fire).
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
A Hasina.
What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?
A Pushpa.
20. FFULLEE FALTOO
ELEPHANT-BANANA
Series
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat
UL EE
the bananas. Why ?
A Because the bananas are made of plastic.
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
A Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
Why ?
A Because the bananas are in the TV.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
cannot eat it. Why?
A Because they are on different channels.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
A Because the TV is off.
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
A Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane do
naa bichare ko!!!
21. FULLEE FALTOO
Once a cockroach was singing a song while he was walking on the
road.But all of a sudden he died.Why?
A A. B'coz the song he was singing was HIT!!!
A lizard is on the wall of a theater. After the show,
the lizard falls. Why ?
A Because it starts Clapping
(Note:- In Marathi,a staircase is called 'Jeena')
A boy and a girl look into each others eyes on a staircase and then
find themselves in Sahara Desert.Why?
A Aankhon hi aankhon mein ishara ho gaya,
Baithe Baithe 'Jeene' ka 'Sahara' ho gaya.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Kareena Kapoor does not allow anybody to use the stairs of her apart-
ment.Why?
A Coz 'Jeena' Sirf Mere Liye!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural?
A ICICI Bank
Why?
Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
22. An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the
FULLEE FALTOO
she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our
elephant was very depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him,
and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
A Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."
One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad
deeds.He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the prob-
lems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the
door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing
there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.
What was he thinking?
A Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
What will you call a person who is departing from India?
A Hindustan Lever
If he comes back to India very soon.What is he called?
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
A Hindustan Lever Limited.
Who is Joe?
A Kambakt ishq... Because "Kambakt ishq hai Joe!”
Once there was a person who hated evryone....naaa use kisi se pyaar
thaa.........naa uska koi yaar thaaaaaa..but strangely !!! he faced one
big major problem.Whenever he used to buy some trousers,jeans from
market, immediately thezip of that particular thing
used to disappear.
Why?
A Yaar bina "chain" kahan re!!!
Pyaar bina "chain" kahan re!!!
23. FULLEE FALTOO
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
A Aamir Khan
What will you call a bird who eats stone?
A Simple….A stone-eating bird!!
A man is walking on the road with a milk bottle and a car comes
speeding from behind and honks.The man starts drinking the milk.Why?
A Because the horn says 'Pee Pee'(Drink Drink)
Elephant and mosquito get married but the mosquito dies on the wed-
ding night.Why?
A B'coz the elephant puts on 'Good-Night'
What is the opposite of Dominos Pizza?
A Domi 'doesn't know' Pizza.
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain,toh uska naam kya rahega?
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
A Jal-andar Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?
A Abey akal ke dushman, soch maat.Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam
kaise change hoga!
Three persons (American,Japanese & Indian(Sardarji)) are flying in an
aeroplane.They think of an idea of hitting a target on the ground by
using a stone.Now first American tries his luck…and hits the
target.Now Japanese also tries his hand..but he misses by some dis-
tance.Now its sardarji's turn ..and he too throws the stone aiming at
the target..but his stone doesnt even reach the ground..why?
A Remember the Stone-eating bird? The bird eats the stone .
24. FULLEE FALTOO
Mangal Pandey Series
What would have been the name of the movie 'Mangal Pandey'….
A If Aamir Khan was a bachelor?
SINGLE Pandey.
If Aamir Khan wore 'Chudiyas'?
BANGLE Pandey.
If it was released during 1993 riots?
DANGAL Pandey.
If Aamir Khan was shown as a WWE Wrestler?
RUMBLE Pandey.
If Aamir Khan was shown at the Gym?
DUMBELL Pandey.
If Dialogues would not be audible?
MUMBLE Pandey.
If it was released during Christmas?
JINGLE Pandey.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
If Aamir Khan was wearing a blanket instead of a coat?
KAMBAL Pandey.
If Aamir Khan gets an infection during shooting?
FUNGAL Pandey.
If something evil happens while watching the movie?
AMANGAL Pandey.
Now that the movie is a flop, what should be its name?
BUNDLE Pandey.
25. What is the Center of Gravity?
FULLEE FALTOO
A its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants her to call
him up?
A Ring De Basanti
A man asks for Priyagold biscuits from Inzamam.Why?
A 'Haq' se mango!!
If Emraan Hashmi is serial kisser,Who is a parallel kisser?
A RAVAN
Once there is a peacock who rides a bike.Every hour he comes to a
tea stall where some people are sitting.He gives them a smile and goes
away.He does this every hour.Why?
A Coz he's riding a TVS Victor("More" smiles per hour)
A boy eats only the inner part of samosa.Why?
A Because his mother had told him - "Bahar ka maat khao".
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Ek baar ek murgi ped pe chad ke,oodne ki koshish karti hain.Lekin woh
gir jaati hain.Doosri baar woh phir oodne jaati hain .Yeh baar who ood
sakti hain.Kyun?
A Pehli baar girne se uska 'popat' hota hain.
26. 24 IN TERM-WORK
2.
101 ways to
score 24
in Term-Work
- Niranjan Khandekar
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
- Sanket Joshi
KP Khandekar Publications
27. 1.Change your surname
Available options:Joshi,Kamat,Khandekar.
24 IN TERM-WORK
2.Ask questions even if you know the answer.
3.If you come late for a lecture ,tell the professor that you won't sign the atten-
dance sheet.
4.Always bring reference books to class.
5.Always sit on the first three benches.
6.Try to convince the professor that you are the only one who is interested in
the lecture.
7.Always be the first one to submit the assignment.
8.Always write assignments and write-ups on our own.
9.Always ask the professor for notes even if you are not gonna refer them.
10.Say that you dont want a question bank for the Term-Test
11.Ask the Prof. to take make-up lectures.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
12.Wish the Prof. on his/her B’day
For More Logon to
www.chaatugiri.com
28. 10 IN TERM-WORK
4.
101 ways to
score 10
in Term-Work
- Amit Kaul
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
- Vivek jain
CP Chaudhari Publications
29. 10 IN TERM-WORK
1.Change your surname
Available options:Jain,Kaul,Chaudhari
2.Always sit on the last three benches
3.Do not carry any books to college
4.Sleep during the lecture until you get caught.
5.Shout 'Maaaa'aammm/Siiirrrrrrrr' as soon the lecture starts.
6.Use only one book for our entire engineering course
7.Make a Mexican Wave such that the professor notices it.
8.Make different types of sound effects
9.Always be the last one to submit the assignment
10.Never write assignments and write-ups on our own
11.Do not give any of the Weekly/Term tests.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
12.Order of Preference :- Cricket Test >>>Term Test
For More Logon to
www.faltugiri.com
30. 5.
Quotes
Famous
Engineering
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 ENGINEERING QUOTES
31. ENGINEERING QUOTES
On Being Late
(Standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)
"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
IC "I was searching for the Classroom"
SS
C LA
" Train was late"
During the lecture
"Khandekar ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home
now!!!"
IC "Journal sheet hai??"
SS
C LA
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"I thought it is a wednesday" (lab starts at 10:45 on
wednesday)
"Karna kya hai??"
IC Arre.. mere liye bhi ek copy print nikal.
SS
C LA
32. Unit Test
ENGINEERING QUOTES
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
For attendance
(Less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye
bahane)
IC "I forgot the I-card , so watchman dint let me in"
SS "Symphony (college festival) marketing"
C LA
Late submission of assignments
"Maine Abhijit ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath
mein Submit kar dena"
"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
IC "I dint know the last date"
SS
C LA
Late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
C "Printer is not working today"
SI
AS
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
CL "Friday ko light nahi tha"
VIVA (after exam)
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"
"Oh!!! to exam mein yeh likhna thaa kya..... (may be 37 now!)"
" What was she asking ??"
33. VIVA (Before exam)
ENGINEERING QUOTES
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak
preparation nahi hua hai......"
VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh
nahi poochhnewaala ,then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
IC "Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
SS
C LA "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
"Jake Seedha internal ke samne baith"
IC
"External badla le raha hai, kyun jab apne college ka prof unke college
ASS
CL
mein gayatha external banke tab usne unke students ki vaat lagayi thi"
"Please file mat khol .. aur please please program mat pooch !!!!"
"My lab partner has done the program. I was absent."
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
"Reference book se pooch raha hai ?????????? "
"Kuch nahi hua toh internal ko dekh..."
Submission
" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Tujhe Harale ka sign aata hai kya?"
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
IC "Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa
SS
LA
C raha hai uska drawing nikal""Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
34. ENGINEERING QUOTES
"Maine Ashish se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi
kar."
IC "Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
SS
LA
C hai woh chhod de."
" Arre ... Certification ke din pe Madam kaise bimar pad sakti hai."
"Submission in one hour-- Number kab ayega.. entire file has to be cor-
rected."
"Anyone with an extra index sheet ????"
IC "Page numbers bhi copy mat kar. Maine bhi Siddharth se liya hai."
SS
C LA "WHAT A WASTE !!!! "
"Point kya hai paper , ink aur energy waste karneka.. "
EXAM
IC
SS "Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai jo nahi aata hai woh
C LA
aata hai"
"Ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
B.EB.C. C O MPS 2002-200 6
"Ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"Tere paas Vidyalankar ke notes hai??"
" Woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks.....(facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"
" Nahi samjha to rat le "
(When someone is intensively doing his
last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!" . E O MPS
35. 6.
Lingo
B.E. COMPS
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 B.E. COMPS LINGO
36. '
Chance Pe Dance'
-To make full use of opportunity
B.E. COMPS LINGO
'Mauka Dekh ke Chauka'
-Same as above
'Chaatu'(adj)
-One who …….(u know it!!!)
'Chaatugiri'(n)
-It is an art at which Chaatu's are expert at.
'Linking-Loading-Compiling'
-Art of Match-Making
'Total'(pronounced as 'Toaaaatal)
-Vasool, Fultoo
'Asli Cheez'
-Man of Honour.
'Naqli Cheez'
- Opposite of above.
'Yeh kya ho raha hain bhai?'
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
-Often heard in the middle of a boring lecture.
'Parasgiri'
-Art of mixing Hindi & Marathi to make a meaningful sentence
‘Sii..................rrr’
-Madam has entered class 15 minutes before.
‘Batsman’
-Flirt
‘Agentgiri’
-Art of convincing the mass into a deal.
37. B.E. COMPS LINGO
‘BE Comps.. BE Comps’
- Nothing else to say
‘Magix’
-Supplements to survive the lecture.
‘Cafe’
-Playground for injuring classmates by giving bumps.
‘Practicals’
- !@$#$%&% ????????
‘Triple Schzewan Rice’
Synonym:- ‘Idli Chilly’
- Cause of Junglee Behaviour
‘Item’
-Any human remotely resembling a female.
‘Project Day’
- Holiday
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
‘Assignment Writing’
-Art of replicating
‘PPM’
-Pages per minute (unit used for replicating assignments)
‘Proxy Server’
-Samaj Sevak
‘Attendance’
-Reward for surviving torture
‘Double lecture’
-Two signature on attendance sheet ( for Back benchers )
-Means to reach the goal of 24 (for Front benchers)
38. ‘R Mall’-First Floor Boys Toilet
B.E. COMPS LINGO
‘Mess’
-Unlimited Khanna.. Budget mein
‘RSDK’
-Roti Shoti Daba ke’
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
39. '
7.
They Said It
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 THEY SAID IT
40. Ankit Jhaveri
'Chala Chala Chala…………………….
…………………..Jaooya Jaooya!!!'
THEY SAID IT
Vivek Jain
'Aadonno'(I Don't Know)
Sanjay Pai
'Kya Bhaieee……..Kuchch Bhii!!!'
Protik Mukhopadhyay
'Arey who sab naqli hai,
Asli cheez toh idhar hain'
Amit Kaul
'Oye,kya sexxy mazaa aa gayee'
Anubhav Bhargava
'Arey Pandu ke paas dala hai'
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Kaiwalya Kher
'Susaaaat aahe te'
Rohan Kapoor
'Chalo yaar,thoda Naasta Vaasta ho jaaye'
Ganesh Dabholkar
'BECOMPS!! BECOMPS!!'
Jayaramakrishnan Venkateshwaran
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'
41. Nikhil Attarde
THEY SAID IT
'Kaay dhammaal aali yaar!'
Amrut Budihal
'Kya Karu?? Bol naa yaar!!'
Shashank Karnik
'Ayeeeeeeeeeeeee…………..'
Nikhil Wethekar
'Ye kya hai bossss'
PK
‘%&$%*&(^)R!@!#$@*’ -- (Dont try, you can never understand what he talks )
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Santosh Lokhande:-
Are Vrushali kuthe aahe re??....
Chetan Khade :-
Lecture samplyavar mala uthav…
Rajeev Kamble :-
Koi to bhi "chaipani" karo yaar
42. Pranali Lad
"How mean!"
THEY SAID IT
Urvi Shah
"Chod na....kyon tension lene ka?!!"
Unmesh Kapil
‘Scolors ... Scolors.. scolors’
Prasad Kalmatkar
SYSTEM ERROR: Please input text in English and not Marathi.
Sanket Joshi
‘Har ghadi badal rahi hai.. (singing Kal Ho na Ho)’
Vivek Gupta
‘Today Sensex touched 9,000.. start investing into Reliance’
‘Hey.. Zinia .. lets go to GOA’
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Paras Mantri
‘Allah ke bande..’
Guruprasad Iyer
O..A..E..I..O...A...E..O
Niranjan Khandekar:-
Kaay ghetoys khayla ?? .. Idli Chilli ??
Unmesh Kapil :-
No maam,its not like that..u know..its just..like that..okay..
43. Mischelle Lobo -
“Jhooth nahi bolneka..mummy ne bola hai !!”
THEY SAID IT
Tanuja Varkanthe-
" Mujhe vada sambar mein budavke nahi chahiye"
"arey patta pis pis ke vato yaar"
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
44. 8.
Famous
Encounters
Prof-Student
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 FAMOUS PROF-STU ENC
45. FAMOUS PROF-STU ENC
Encounter no. 1:-
Prof:-"Protik,I told u naa,not to attend my lectures"
Protik:-"Ma'am,its all done.Everything is sorted out".
Encounter no. 2:-
Prof:-”What is this Amit?Tell me what is bubble sort?”
Amit Kaul:-”Ma’am,Ma’am,Ma’am,Ma’am................”
Encounter no. 3:-
Prof:-”Salil,show me what have you done so far in the practs”
Salil:-”Ma’am,doing,doing”(Scrolling up & down an already existing C program).
(Scenario:-Term Test.No one has studied for it(as usual).Nikhil Wethekar gets
caught while copying)
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Prof:-”Nikhil,what are you doing?Give your paper and leave”
Nikhil:-”I was not copying.Yeh naa insaafi hain.I’m sincere,I want to score.”
46. 9.
Awards
Lifetime
Achievement
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
47. Award For 'Best Singing Talent'
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
-Sanket Joshi
Award For '100% Attendance'
-Niranjan Khandekar
Award For 'Best Java Programming'
-Kaiwalya Kher
Award For 'Hitting max. no of sixes & fours
-Prashant Gokhale
Award For 'Best Classroom entry'
-Shashank Karnik(Male Category)
-Richa Lehar(Female Category)
Award For 'Best Balancing Act-Studies & T.P.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
-Kinshuk Mishra
Award For 'Best Lecture Time Utilisation'-
Jayaramakrishnan Venkateshwaran(Male Category)
-Sharayu Sarode(Female Category)
Award For 'Best Agentgiri'
-Ganesh Dabholkar
Award For 'Mesmerizing the professor with a killing smile'
-Ankit Jhaveri
48. Award For 'Best Musical Talent'
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
-Rajeev Kamble
Award For 'Taking Max. no of Pangas with professors'
Shared jointly by
-Sumeet Chaudhari
-Amit Kaul
Award For 'Best Linking-Loading-Compiling'
-Shared Jointly by
Devi Chandrasekar
Reena Gupta
Award For 'Best Voice Amplification Quality'
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
-Ruchita Bansal(Female Category)
-Guruprasad Iyer(Male Category)
Award For 'Spending max. time on football ground'
-Akshay Darmwal
Award For 'Cracking Max. no of Pathetic Jokes(PJ's)'
-Salil Jamdar
Award For 'Receiving Max no. of Birthday Bumps'
-Vivek Jain
49. Award For 'Best Laughing Talent'(Navjot Singh Sidhu Award)
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
Shared jointly by
-Meghana Bhavsar
-Divya Hariharan
Award For 'Preponing Max no. of lectures'
-Namita Modak
Award For ‘Most Sincere Student’
Divya Kapoor
Award For 'Best Story Telling Talent'
-Protik Mukhopadhyay
Award For 'Having the Largest Fan-Club'
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
-Tanuja Varkanthe
Award for 'Best Style Icon'
-Rohan Kapoor
Award for 'Max no. of hand movements'
-Amit Panhale
Award for 'Max no. of visits to Xeroxvala'
-Anubhav Bhargava
50. Award for 'Best Hindi-Marathi Fusion'
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
-Paras Mantri(Male Category)
-Tanuja Varkanthe(Female Category)
Award for 'Having Lowest Attendance'
-Salil Jamdar
Award for ‘Writing Neatest assignments’ -
-Shraddha Chaudhari
Award for ‘Giving most roses on rose day’
Shared Jointly by
- Ashish Desai
- Vivek Gupta
Award for ‘Longest GRE prep leave’
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Anand Shenoy
Award for ‘Quietest student in class’
Ashish Nirmale
Best award for surviving in batch of diploma students:-
Unmesh Kapil
Best award for "LAMPATGIRI" :-
Jointly Shared by
Santosh Lokhande
Prasad Kalmatkar
51. 10.
Future
Careers
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 FUTURE CAREERS
52. Ganesh Dabholkar - Agent (LIC/Estate)
Salil Jamdar- Indian Idol
Anubhav Bhargava- Xerox
FUTURE CAREERS
Ruchita Bansal - Prime Minister
Ankit Jhaveri- Speaker(Lok Sabha)
Amit Panhale- News reader for the deaf and dumb
Sanmeet Dhokay-Cyber Café/Canteen
Vivek Gupta- Mobilewala/Big bull/Broker/Palm reader
Reena Gupta-Hafta vasooli
Niranjan Khandekar - Head of CHATU oops CHATE classes
Pranali Lad- Head of FIGHT CLUB
PK- Dhongi Baba
Akshay Daramwal-Defence Minister
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Surekha Deshmukh- Home Minister
Sumeet Chaudhari- Gym Instructor
Archana Deokate- Mrs India
Kinshuk Mishra and Divya Kapoor-"Kajra re" dance academy
Amit Kaul-Member of "Daler chaddo…saanu dekho" club
Guruprasad Iyer- Amplifier
Meghana Bhavasar and Divya Hariharan- Judges of THE GREAT INDIAN
LAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2020
53. Nikhil Attarde- Hair Salon
Sudeep Kamat- Owner of FEVIQUICK
FUTURE CAREERS
Kaiwalya Kher- Cyber cop
Prashant Gokhale-Host/Analysis on EXTRA INNINGS
Ameya Karkhanis- Asian Paints LTD/Vada-Dosa dinner
Aniruddh Saraf-Questions.com
Minal Dongre- Negotiator
Vivek Jain- Principal of KJ Somaiya College of Commerce
Zeenat Shaik -Go goa.com
Protik Mukhopadyay- MacDowells owner
Roland -Jholer(Controller) of examinations.
Santosh :- Laundry
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Devendra :- Visual Basic Expert
Anil :- Computer Assembler
Chetan :- Chaiwala
Unmesh :- Publications
Ashish Desai- Customer Care services
54. 10.
Gaana
Bajana
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 GAANA BAJANA
55. GAANA BAJANA
Our Anthem
Saluting the spirit of BE Comps !!
Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aaya
Ke dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga
Battiyan bujhaa do ke neennd nahin aati hai
Battiyan bujhane se bhi neend nahin aaegi
Battiyan bujhane vaali jaane kab aaegi
Shor na machao varana bhabhi jaag jaaegi
Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aaya
Ke dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga
Aakhir kya thi aisi bhi majaboori
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Mil gaye dil ab bhi kyon hai ye doori
Are, dam hai to unase chheen ke le aayenge
Di na ghar vaalon ne agar manzoori
Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aaya
Ke dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga.
56. Kaiwalya Kher
Mar Java ,Mit Java ,Kar Java
College mein sirf ye,Karta hain programs
In Java Java………
GAANA BAJANA
Prashant Gokhale
Ye hain Mister Prashant Gokhale,
Somaiya college ke ubharte sitaare,
Life mein inhone sirf maara chauka,
Waited for loose ball,Mila dher saara mauka,
Class mein rahi inke liye har position khali,
Har ek ladki ke saath inhone apni pehchaan karayi,
GRE dekar inhone aandhi machayee,
Apni critics ko ungli dikhayee,
Aaj bhi hain pakde ye umeed ki dori,
Don't lose hope is the moral of the story,
Jisne bhi shikha inse kabhi bhi naa ruknaa,
USA mein jaake milega bhaiyya UMEED SE DUGNA!!!
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Ashish Nirmalye:-
(To be sung like 'Khalbali' tune)
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,
Hain Nirmalye,
Lamba-Gora dikhta hain,
Shant-Shant ye rehta hain,
Poonam pe line marta hain,
Hain Nirmalye,
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye.
57. Amrut Budihal
Kya kare Kya naa kare,
Ye kaisi mushkil haaye,
Koi toh batade iska hal oh mere bhai.
GAANA BAJANA
Aniruddha Saraf
Jaane Kaise Kab Kahaan,
Ye questions poochta hain,
Hum answer karte hain,
Aur yeh poochta rehta hain.
Vivek Gupta
Woh hain albela,sau mobile-wala,
Jiski deewani somaiya ki har bala,
Woh Gupta hain,woh gupta hain.
Akshay Darmwal
Naa hum Sanket Joshi ,naa Kinshuk Mishra,
Naa kisi teacher ko chaate,
Hum hain sidhe-sadhe Akshay Akshay,
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Kabhi lecture kabhi football aise Akshay Akshay.
Vivek Jain
Patli kamar,2D badan,
Commerce ki shakal hain,
Cafe mein maar khane ki iski aadat hain.....!
Sanjay Pai
Ruk ruk ruk,arey Pai ruk,
Project ke liye saath hain Kinshuk,
58. Prashant Krishnan:-
(to be sung in the tune of main ramta jogi)
Main ramta yogi main ramta yogi hoy hoy
Main yoga camp mein ho aaya
GAANA BAJANA
Ramdev Baba se mil aaya
Saare aasan main sikh aaya
Ek pal mein showoff main kar aaya
Main PK Baba PK Baba hoy hoy
Sudeep Kamat
(to be sung in the tune of jab bhi koi ladki dekhun)
Jab bhi koi Divya dekhun
mere dil deewana bole
chipakle chipakle chipakle chipakle
Dekhkar mujhko dono Divyas bole
Katle katle katle katle
Kinshuk Mishra
(to be sung in the tune of kajra re kajra re)
Kinshuk ka chain vain sab ujhda
Divya ne maara jab jhatka
Barbaad ho gaya Sudeep
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Aur Archit bhi hai latka
Kinshuk ki angdaai na tute DK aaja
Kajra re Kajra re BE COMPS ka kajra re
Salil Jamdar
(to be sung in the tune of jab pyar kiya toh darna kya)
Jab batting kiya toh darna kya
Jab batting kiya toh darna kya
Batting koi chori nahi ki Salim Divya
Batting kiya koi chori nahi ki
Chup chup gaane gaana kya
59. Anubhav Bhargava:-
(to be sung in the tune of dil dil main tere pyar
mein)
Xerox Xerox Xerox
GAANA BAJANA
Maine pandu ko diya hai
Mujhe concession bhi mila hai
Main kya karoooo
Dil dil dil
Maine diploma girls ko diya hai
Unhone pyar se le liya hai
Main kya karoooo
Niranjan Khandekar:-
(to be sung in the tune of main toh raste se ja raha
tha)
Main toh college mein aa raha tha
100% attendance bana raha tha
Proffesors ki main chat raha tha
Pranali ko line de raha tha
24/25 termwork la raha tha
ISTE chair bana toh main kya karooo?
Jayramakrishnan:-
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
(to be sung in the tune of aaja piya tujhe pyar dun)
aaja JR tujhe khaana dun
Idli chilli aur vada dun
Sab kha ja tu sab kha ja
Tere liye khana tere liye ho ho
Guruprasad Iyer:-
(to be sung in the tune of tujhe kes bhuru bhuru)
Tera naam guru guru
Tere baal bhuru bhuru
Kab hoga tu shuru
Ab toh bol
60. Shreya upadhyay:-
stare kare ho Hitler stare kare,
Stare kare ho Hitler stare kare,
Questions bhi pooche, Sataye,
GAANA BAJANA
Bad PJ's bhi mare ,
Bich lecture mein hay naam mera pukare
Ho karke ishare,
Ho hitlet stare kare…..(now keep guessing who the Hitler is!!)
Protik Mukhopadhyay:-
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Naa Reference book,Naa kisi prof ka notes
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Aaya tha woh somaiya mein sapnon ka ek baadal
Thana ki ladki tot bahut thi ,man mein machi thi hulchul
Saath jiyenge,saath padenge saath chalenge paidal
Par pata chala ,nirmalye use utha ke le gaya aa kar
Vaat lag gayi yaar ke toota sapnon ka mahal
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Naa Mech ka haath ,Naa Porineeta ka saath.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Driver tha uska bada harami,
Protik ka toda Corolla,
Final year phir aaya gale mein dalke haath apna,
GRE bhi uski khaas nahi thi,
ROLA mein pad gaya jaana,
IInd class mein travel kar raha,
Jhooth hain uska hasna,
Bail mil gayee yaar toh kya hain banega naya mahal,
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Naa Visa ka pata,Naa project ka data,
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
61. 10.
Other Stuff
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 OTHER STUFF
62. Kaul ke saath panga kyun nahi lene ka?
A:-Kyunki
1.Woh Kashmiri hain
2.Jammu se aaya hain
OTHER STUFF
3.Aur hostel main rehta hain
Hair Raising Experience - Kisna
All India Radio - Meghana
Candid Confession - Sanjali
Creativity Personified - Hemali
Laughter Champion - Anubhav
Ye dosti hum nahi chodenge
Guruprasad & Salil
Anubhav & Ashish
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Pratibha & Pooja
Zeenat & Faizaa
Aarti and Poonam
Nisha and Sheetal
Rohan- Mithun
63. Famous Books written by BE Comps Junta
Reena - Most "ASTHETIC" dance moves
OTHER STUFF
Namita Modak - Tips to Complete aasignments & journals b4 time
Namita Pradhan - Presenting writeups
Ashish Desai - All about making girls accept roses
Niranjan - Paise bachane ke 100 tarike (Courtesy ISTE)
JRK - WHY BOTHER?!!!
Sumeet - 101 ways to flirt
Hemali - Best Rangoli & Mehendi Designs
Sanket - The Raagas
Kaiwalya - Java in the "SUSSSSAAAATT" way
Anubhav - Principles of Diploma Management
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
PK - Yoga at its Best
Ruchita - Cricket or Politics - Which is a better Deal?
Pranali - 101 Ways to marofy lines on paper
Vaibhavi - Innocence Personified (??????)
Anjali - Tips to Dress Best
Vivek Gupta - Hazaar Tarike Pakaane ke
Salil - Jhankaar Beats