2. Burt: “Do you promise to let our daughter be fat or skinny or any weight at all? Because we want her to be happy, no matter what. Being obsessed with weight is just too cliché for our daughter.”
3. Verona: “Yes, I do. Do you promise, when she talks, you'll listen? Like, really listen, especially when she's scared? And that her fights will be your fights?”
4. Burt: “I do. And do you promise that if I die some embarrassing and boring death that you're gonna tell our daughter that her father was killed by Russian soldiers in this intense hand-to-hand combat in an attempt to save the lives of 850 Chechnyan orphans?”
41. Where are the Maya Rudolph women that know who they are and won’t marry john krasinski when he’s having a crazy spell because she knows what she believes?
42. Or the john Krasinski men that go down on their girlfriends enough to know when they taste different?
43. Or the Maya rudolph women that are mature enough not to judge their partners when they code-switch while talking to their boss?
44. Or the John Krasinski men that will call their partners cuntsuckersloudly on a crowded train?(to get the baby’s heart rate up, duh…it’s really a sweet scene.)
52. But my frustration lies in the fact that we focus so much on these emotional highs and lows, with images of the crazy bombarding our eyes and heads and hearts,
