The document provides an update from Court Guinness on his health, website analytics, blogs, podcasts, projects and requirements. It summarizes that in August 2023: (1) Court continues to experience poor health with high pain levels and limited mobility; (2) his website saw over 30,000 visits per month and he published several new blogs and podcasts; and (3) he urgently requires a new electric wheelchair/scooter and requests contact from anyone able to provide one.

1. The Court Guinness Update
August 2023
Trial Format Change

2. Court Guinness
https://courtg9000.wordpress.com

3. Welcome
I thought I would try doing the
regularish updates that I post to the
Website a different way for August
2023.
August 2023 has been a standard
August. The month from hell.
Too much ends up happening in
August which every year ends up in
a health/ME Crash.

4. Welcome - 2
Apart from that not much has
changed since my last update.
Some of you will be aware that I
design houses in a particular
software package to take my mind
off the pain. The latest design is
included at the back of this deck.
I am pretty pleased with it!

5. Health
• Still Crap
• No Mobility
• Housebound
• Sleeping More
• Average Pain Grade 9
• Continuous Headache : Over 320 days
• No emergency hospital visits since last update

6. Website
• Total Actions 730,002 since 2020
• Over 30,000/Month Consistently Now!
• 10 year target is 2,000,000
• Podcast: 57,798 Listens. Currently on Season 9
• 5 Internet Stalkers!
• Over 90 Content Items New This Month

7. Latest Blogs
• Beating the £27,000 Trap, How To Potentially Get A Better Career for £27k Than
Going To University
• Lets Talk Lucy Letby
• The Place For MLM In Telecoms and Utilities
• Duel of Legends: Porsche 944 vs. Lotus Excel – A Thrilling Road Test
• The Micro Private Equity Sector: Unleashing the Potential of Small-Scale
Investments
• Commodore Amiga vs. Atari ST: A Battle of 16-Bit Titans
• A Comprehensive Comparison Between the Sealine
S38 and Princess V39: Yacht Versatility and
Performance Unraveled

8. Top Podcasts
• How I got big in Lingerie!
• Lets Have a Look At The Metropolitan Police
• So What Do Me and Jeremy Clarkson Have In Common?
• Second Open Letter To Mr Nick Slape In Two Days
• Ford Mondeo Gone! Give Me Five Minutes!
• Mobile Technology has it got better or has it got worse. Part Three.
• I am So Glad The Metropolitan Police Has Been Placed Into Special
Measures!

9. Events
• 12th September
• Online Event
• Reunion: SystemNet Data, Ewell/Wimbledon Systems, Naytencourt,
Esgil and Court Capital Partners
• Open To Staff, Partners, Associates
• Contact Me For Joining Details

10. Projects
• Relocation. No Change On Previous Update.
• Dealexa Base Available Now
• Still Learning Python Sporadically
• No Other Project News

11. Tech
• Running Disaster Recovery Laptop
• Lucy The Cat Destroyed a Microsoft Surface Laptop!
• No Major Changes To Watford Gap Network
• Expect To See Me More On Threads Soon
• Reminder: Twitter/ X ID now Courtg9000

12. Lucy The Cat
• Whoops I Destroyed A Laptop!
• Still Scaring The S**t Out Of Any
Pigeon in a 20 Mile Radius
• Thanks Due To My Anonymous
Dreamies Sender – Another
Trade Pack Received!

13. Availability
• I Keep Getting Invited To Go Back To Work
• I Wish I Could
• 10 Invitations In Last Month
• Availability – None!

14. URGENT REQUIREMENTS!
• New Electric Wheelchair/Powerchair /Mobility Scooter Required
URGENTLY
• Contact Me NOW If You Have One For Sale In The West Midlands.
https://courtg9000.wordpress.com/contact-court/

15. More Requirements From Me
• 1 x 8TB NAS Required
• Microsoft Surface Pro 6/7/X minimum 8GB RAM 256GB SSD Wanted
– Or Similar
• One Bedroom Flat/Bungalow Required Gloucestershire or Other
Welsh Borders Location

16. Advertised For Friends
• Small business investor requires
new projects – current pot
£150k
• Project Manager and Project
Planner required for an
agricultural to
leisure/destination
transformation project in Ireland
• A website manager or website
operator is required on an
effort-equity swap basis from
September 2022
• Lifestyle Businesses Wanted In
Ireland and The Costa Del Sol
• Franchisee recruitment specialist
required, experience with care
businesses, service businesses
and retail a bonus

17. Feedback
• I Would Absolutely Love To Hear What You Thought Of The Format
For This Update.
• Should I Do It Again?
• What Should I Change?
• Would You Prefer The Old Way?
• Do Let Me Know

18. Contact Me
• To Contact Me Visit The Following Webpage:
https://courtg9000.wordpress.com/contact-court/

19. Latest House Design
• Ultimate Batchelor Bad – Extreme Edition
• 1 bed, 3 bathrooms
• Built using recycles shipping containers (5 x 20ft TEU)
• Gym, Cinema/Party Suite. 2 Roof gardens,
• Office, Hidden Swimming Pool

20. Images

21. Images 2

22. Court Report
Grade Grade 10 - Alert
LOC BHX01
LMPI In Progress
PL 10
GA 10
PH 10
MH 10
TL 10
PIGTR 10
OS 10
LG 10
SEC 10
SFTY 10

23. CourtFax
Grade Green Light
Primary WatfordGap
Secondary NewPortPagnell
Wintel DR
Android Good
Mobile Good
Connected WatfordGap
RIG Freelander/Wrangler
Nextcloud Operational
Other Services Operational

24. QuickStats
This Month 34,694
Last Month 33,361
Annual 200,386
Average Month 16,745
Growth 6.151%
2023 Year End Target 801,543
Podcast Listens 57,838

25. Thank You For Watching