Fun definitions from a cool twitter account to review use of English

1. Aliens about Humans – a
Twitter Account
@HumansExplained

2. What are Wizards?
"Wizards" are old
bearded men with
pointy hats who use
supernatural powers
to help humans install
printers and configure
wireless networks.
Adj
Noun
Noun
Help with what????
Verb

3. What do Humans do when
they are nervous?
When nervous,
humans eat
themselves.
Starting with their
most easily
accessible part -
fingernails, it is
believed to be one
of the least
effective stealth
behaviours in the
animal kingdom.
verb
adj
noun
adj

4. Love
Many humans believe in
predestined love,
although experiments
have proved that any two
humans of opposite sex
locked up in one cell will
sooner or later become a
couple.
Prep
Conjunct.
Adj
Prep
Noun
Verb

5. Ballet
Ballet is an act where heavily undernourished
humans try to impress wealthy elders by
pretending to be immune to gravity.
Adj
Adj
Noun

6. Television
• To our great disappointment
television is nothing close to
what it sounds like. It neither
means telepathic vision nor
visual teleportation. It's just a
non-interactive video feed of
humans doing stupid things.
Noun
Conj.
Noun
Noun

7. Martians
misbehaviou
Rectangular iceberg
spotted by NASA. Was
someone showing off with
the orbital laser again?
Prep
Noun
Prep

8. Racism
• Racism is a misguided
human belief that certain
human races are slightly
better than others. Our
own research has
confirmed time and again
that all human races are
equally awful.
N
N
Adv
N
N

9. Marathons
• The human phenomenon of
“marathons” proves that humans
extract gratification from virtually any
achievement, even from running in a
circle slightly faster than they did a year ago
Prep
Noun
Pron