This document provides an alien's perspective on the game of baseball. It explains that baseball involves hitting a ball with a bat to score points, and that men and women typically play separate but similar sports, with baseball for men and softball for women. The document also suggests that spectators enjoy watching because it makes them feel part of a community and it's impressive to see skills they don't have. A team is defined as a group working together toward a common goal, and spectators don't join in on the field because it would break with tradition and protocol.