8 Reasons Why China is Safe from Terrorist Attacks

1. Why China is Safe
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2. 宾拉登說：中国是全球唯一绝对
不能惹的国家！
Bin Laden said: China is the world's
only country we absolutely cannot
mess with ！
原因是这样的：基地组织曾派出八名恐怖分子袭击
中国，结果如下：
The reason is this: al‐Qaeda terrorists had made 8
attacks on the Chinese with the following results:

3. Result #1
* 一人在炸北京西直门立体交通橋時，在橋上迷了
路；
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen
(the main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his
way in the three‐dimensional traffic bridge;

4. Result #2
* 一人在上海坐公车自杀炸弹時，挤了两小時沒上
車；
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to
explode a suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so
crowded he could not get into a bus for two hours;

5. Result #3
* 一人在武汉炸超市時，炸弹遙控器被偷；
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan,
but found that the bomb remote control was stolen;

6. Result #4
* 一人在炸成都政府大楼時，在门口被保安挡作疆
独份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in
Chengdu, but was stopped at the door by the security
staff and arrested as an East Turkistan separatist, and
was beaten and interrogated;

7. Result #5
* 一人成功地在河北炸矿，死伤数百人，潜回基地
组织后，半年都沒見任何到有关
新闻报导，遂被组织以 "谎报战果罪" 报处決了（这
个最可怜！）；
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine,
with hundreds of people dead and wounded, and then
returned to the al‐Qaeda center, but even after six
months, failed to see any news reports on the success
of the bombing ，he was considered by the
organization to claim a false victory and was executed
(this is the most pathetic!);

8. Result #6
* 一人曾经尝试炸广州，结果刚一出火车站，炸药
包就给飞车党抢了；
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as
he came off the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car
robber) snatched his bag (containing the bomb) from
him;

9. Result #7
* 一人刚到西安就失联，后来在医院找到人，但却
是在昏迷当中，医生说他不但吃
到 “黑心”食品，还喝到假酒，可能会成為“植物”人
；
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
later found at the hospital in a state of coma.
Doctors said it was the result of him eating not only
"black‐hearted" food products, but he also drank fake
alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable"
(vegetative state);

10. Result #8
•后来，宾拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南岛，结
果竟然被骗去卖淫！
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow
up Hainan Island, but she was cheated into
prostitution!

11. Conclusion
最后，宾拉登不得不说：记得！中国是全球唯一绝
对不能惹的国家！
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is
the world's only country we absolutely cannot mess
up with!

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