Funny definition of marriage.

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2. Marriages are made in heaven..
But again, so are thunder and lightning

3. Husband and wife becomes two
sides of a coin...
They can't face each other, but they still stay
together.

4. Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and
the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the
neighbors listen.

5. When a man opens the door of his car
for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing:
Either the car is new, or the wife is.

6. Marriage is when a man and woman
become as one
The trouble starts when they try to decide which
one.

7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake
all night thinking about something
she says.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before
she finishes talking.

8. Every man wants a wife who is
beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.

9. They say when a man holds a
woman's hand before marriage, that
is LOVE. .
After marriage, that is SELF DEFENSE.

10. A wife becomes a "SEX OBJECT"
when every time the husband asks for
sex.
She objects.

11. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.

12. Marriage is an institution
…where the man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Master's Degree..

13. Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the
blind.

14. LOVE is a long sweet dream;
MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.

15. When a newly married man looks
happy, we know why.
But, when a 10‐year married man looks happy,
we wonder why

16. Marriage is not a word.
It is a sentence ....
a LIFE SENTENCE.

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