101 SOLUTIONS FOR A SLEEPWALKER NEIGHBOR
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We provide 3 potential solutions to address the sleepwalking neighbor issue in 3 sentences or less: 1) Find alternative housing for either the neighbor or ourselves to get a good night's sleep. 2) Install soundproofing materials or an alarm system to contain the neighbor's sleepwalking and prevent disruption. 3) Seek medical or therapeutic help to address the underlying cause of the neighbor's sleepwalking disorder.
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101 SOLUTIONS FOR A SLEEPWALKER NEIGHBOR
- 1. 101 SOLUTIONS FOR A SLEEPWALKER NEIGHBOR …she, by the way, uses to dance flamenco in the middle of the night…
- 2. Find her a new psychoanalyst boyfriend that will heal her We buy earplugs We find a night work for us We find a night work for her We sleep with a helmet
- 3. We build soudproof capsule beds
- 4. We line the ceiling with egg carton
- 5. We convince her shoe maker to attach felt fabric in her shoe soles We send her daily invitations to parties, so she will not be at home in the night We try to convince her manager to perform classical dance instead of flamenco We send her to a World Tour performing flamenco We bribe her maid to get in her house and throw away all her shoes
- 6. We send her an online offer to buy cheap MBT shoes
- 7. We give her the flying Aladdin’s rug
- 8. We hire a sleepwalkers walker We invite her to caffeine-added pizza everyday We install a motion sensor with a whistle sound which wakes her up when she moves We rent the apartment two floors upstairs We reverse day and night
- 9. We install a belts system to hold her in the bed
- 10. We Kidnap and send her to the countryside We Exchange the apartment with her We hire a nurse to watch her all night We design a trap device made with tech textile of spider web Find a new and better place for her
- 11. Hire two super strong guys to keep her on the air while she is sleepwalking
- 12. We pay her a weekly hotel night to sleep at least one night a week We move to a new place We spill some oil outside her door, you never know… We buy her a very thick carpet We fill in a cold water recipient besides her bed
- 13. We buy her a little dog that will bite her every time she sleepswalk We teach a papagallo to sneak through the windor and bite her until she wakes her up We turn her into a sleepwalker dancer superstar and invest the revenues in a sleeping cure treatment We manage to convince her to change flamenco for yoga We will report her to the police
- 14. We’ll make sure she doesn’t drink to much and sleeps well that way she has got more chances to get over her sleepwalking disorder We could take sleeping pills We install a motion senson that turns on a light when she wakes up We hire a personal assistant taking care of her all the time We invent a helmet-pillow with music
- 15. We hardly knock her door everytime she wakes up We could try to expell her from the building We could produce constrictor sheet that wont allow her to wake up in the night We give her a pajamamade with lead thread We sleep with noise cancelling headphones
- 16. We cover walls and ceiling with rockwool We drink a lot of tila We exchange her heels for neopren fabric We install magnets to her bed and her pajamas We put lead in her shoes soles to make them so heavy
- 17. We change her heels for rubber heels We find her a psicologist best friend that will treat her sleepwalking disorder We find her a boyfriend that suffers from insomnia and takes care of her We have Saint Johns root cake everynight We hit the ceiling everytime she wakes up
- 18. We build a robot that takes care of her We rent her above´s apartment and open a flamenco show We hire somebody to call her everynight each 30 minutes. That way she won’t be able to sleep dee We exchange the apartment with a deaf guy We take turns to take care of her
- 19. We invite her to areal dance classes We invent an aereal harness that won’t allow her to step on the groung every times she wakes up in the evening We could find her a night job We could install a thick carpet in her place We could install acoustic insulator betweem her floor and our ceiling
- 20. We install a capsule around her bed. That way she cant go anywhere if she sleepswalk We change her bed for a bunk bed so everytime she wakes up she would fall down We bribe her to find a solution We find someone to hire her for a night work We exchange our house with a person suffering from insomnia
- 21. We exchange our place with someone working in the night We could exchange our house with somebody that goes out every night We could pour sleeping gas through the AC conducts We could give our home away to our worst enemy We sign her up to “Big Brother”
- 22. We could buy her a cat that scratches her when she wakes up We could create a gravity camera in her room We could get drank every night We ask for help to a neighbor We can sleep in a motorhome van in the parking lot
- 23. We’ll tied her to her bed with elastic ropes We could tie her up to a large iron ball We buy her “50 shades of Gray” triology, so she will read all night long We break her heating system, that way she won’t be able to sleep in the winter We break her AC that way she wont be able to sleep in the summer
- 24. We hire a singer to sing us lullabies We hire a shrink that will help us to sleep better We play music loud everytime she wakes up We send her to Sleepwalker rehab We buy her Paul Grossman ibook “the sleepwalkers”. Hopefully that rings a bell…
- 25. We build a piranha aquarius around the bed We set up a tent to sleep in the park close to our building We kill her We kill oursleves We act like anything happens…