The article discusses the Mandarin Oriental Macau, a luxury hotel and casino located in the gambling destination of Macau, China. Macau was once a Portuguese colony and still retains Portuguese architectural influences mixed with its modern Chinese identity. The Mandarin Oriental Macau caters to high-rolling gamblers and celebrities, with opulent amenities, two-story villas, and panoramic views of the Pearl River. It strives to provide an oasis of luxury and service amidst the bustling casinos and nightlife of Macau.

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Rinspeed sQuba
With the Rinspeed sQuba emulating James Bond
becomes a notch easier. Drive it on land as a
normal vehicle and when you reach a water body
don’t be afraid to just drive in. The sQuba is capable
of achieving a top speed of 75mph on land, 4mph on
water and 2mph below the surface. Just the right
speed to make for a great escape.
13 Mandarin Oriental Macau
16 The Essence of Being Cool
18 Ibn Battuta Mall
22 Indian Cricket Team:
28 Uyuni
Staying at the Top
24 Home Improvement
Giselle
Originally from Bolivia and now based in San Francisco, Giselle
is determined to set the world afire with her high-octane
sexuality. In a striking pictorial you’ll see why her curvaceous
body and mesmerizing eyes make men go weak in the knees.
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36 Q & A with Dr.Pyar
37 Featured Designer: Kenneth Cole
42 Gadgets
The World’s Richest
Indians
They could make the legendary Midas feel jealous. The
combined worth of the top 10 richest Indians is worth more
than the GDP of entire nations. They are the uber-rich
Indian entrepreneurs, hungry for new ways to demonstrate
their wealth. Their eclectic shopping list is peppered with
items like billion dollar global companies, fancy cars,
corporate jets, plush mansions and everything else that
money can buy.

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46 Jokes
51 The Art of Sculpting Beauty
55 Fashion: Grooming, Bags
68 Cars
71 Bikes
72 Gaming
77 Movies
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60
A to Z with Kareena Kapoor
Kareena Kapoor has perfected the art of making the silver
screen sizzle through an enticing blend of sexuality and
histrionics. Her fans consider her to be the sexiest heroine
in Bollywood. Coupled with her bold statements, and clever
answers, the actress is definitely at the top of her game.
82 All about Poker Tournaments
85 Calculating Pot Odds
Fernanda Ferrari
Fernanda Ferrari is a ravishing mix of Italian and
86 The Menace of Stray Dogs Brazilian. A supermodel who loves the thrill of speed, is
every man’s fantasy woman. But what kind of man does
Fernanda like? Without hesitation she responds stating
she likes the quiet, rugged type like Akshay Kumar.
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8. Facts & statsnOWing!!!
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THAT YOU CAN sH
>>>1
The great Roman Emperor Julius Caeser suffered
from epilepsy.
>>>2
Bangalore has
the highest
number of pubs
in India.
>>>3
every hour the Universe expands by a billion
miles in all directions.
>>>4
the call of the humpback whale is
louder than a Concorde and can be
heard from 500 miles away. e it
sHaK !!
Y!
BaB
>>>5
Humans and dolphins
are the only species
that have sex for
pleasure.
>>>8
india has never invaded
any country in her last 100,000 years of history.
>>>6 >>>9
despite its omnipresence in movies
The four religions born in India - Hinduism,
and in popular culture the modern
Buddhism, Jainism, and Sikhism, are followed
bikini is only about 62 years old.
by 25% of the world’s population.
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>>>7 >>>10
there are men in Guam whose job is the Vishnu temple in the city of tirupathi built in
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to travel the countryside and deflower the 10th century, is the world’s largest religious
young virgins, who pay them for the pilgrimage destination. Larger than either Vatican
privilege of having sex for the first City or Mecca, an average of 30,000 visitors donate
time. $6 million (US) to the temple everyday.

9. ROyAL JUnE / JULy ’08 09
of the month
babe
TAHIR
ARSHA

10. A
rsha Tahir is hot; hotter than most
models that you will come across.
She has what it takes to make men
turn their heads and do a double take
- flawless skin, chiseled features,
flowing dark locks, an hourglass
figure. Her personality seems to
subsume the best attributes of two divergent worlds.
While her beauty is evocative of the sun-kissed Fijian
landscape, where she was born, her style is wholly
western, with Canada being the country where she
was raised.
She has always been passionate about modeling,
because she loves the challenges that are intrinsic
to this profession. And what could those challenges
be! What else, but the exciting routine of traveling
around the world on photo shoots and meeting
interesting people. But it is also a fact that she
takes immense joy in executing sultry poses for the
camera. Even though she is only 23 years old, she
is already on her way to becoming Canada’s most
in demand model. Now it is only a question of time
before Hollywood beckons. But if she has her way,
then it is quite likely that Bollywood will be her first
move to acting. She confesses that she harbors an
incredible crush on Dino Morea and Shahid Kapoor.
If she were called upon to do a steamy love scene in
any movie, then she would prefer it to be with either
of these two guys.

11. babe
of the month
I just love
Dino Morea and
Shahid Kapoor.
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12. babe
of the month
Aside from the Bollywood hunks, who else is
capable of turning her on? This is how she
describes the Casanova who might win her
heart, “He has to be the confident type, but
he cannot afford to be cocky. He has to be
open-minded, adventurous, versed in the art of
cracking funny jokes and he should be game
enough for being challenged by a girl.” So now
you know what sort of avatar to pick up if you
are planning to make inroads into Arsha’s heart
and mind.
But there is another ethereal side to her
personality, one that makes her appreciate
the beauty and vibrancy of nature’s every
creature. She is clearly in love with the natural
environment. She talks about missing the pet
horse that her grandfather kept back in Fiji.
She says that if God had decided to make her
an animal then she would like to be a horse.
Is it possible that her energetic lifestyle gets
inspired from her favorite creature.
I like a guy who isn’t
afraid
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to be
challenged.
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13. Mandarin
Oriental
Macau
by v deepti
A
ttached to the bottom of Mainland China, on the banks of the picturesque Pearl River, there
lies a famous peninsula called Macau. Billed as a paradise seeped in history, culture and en-
tertainment, this place presents the unique facet of being traditional and yet so modern. For
many centuries Macau had been the prized jewel in the crown of Portuguese empire and to
this day its landscape continues to be dotted with buildings and churches built in inimitable Portuguese style
of architecture. Of these, the seventeenth-century Jesuit Church of Madre de Deus, better known as Sao
Paolo, is probably the finest Christian monument in the Far East.
It was only in 1999 that Mainland China regained control of Macau under previous treaty agreements with
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the Portuguese establishment. Under Chinese tutelage there came growth at a scorching pace. In a matter
of few years, Macau transmogrified itself into orient’s answer to the fabled Las Vegas. Its casinos and resorts
attract thrill seekers in droves. The nights turn out to be brighter than the day, as animated billboards and
marquees advertising myriad gambling hotspots light up the streets. Limousines carry the rich for their tryst
with casinos of their choice. Beautiful women who can balance themselves precariously on their high-heels
offer tantalizing prospects for romance and seduction.
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14. There are 388 rooms and
28 suites waiting for you
to take your pick from and
have the time of your life.
Whether you choose to stay
in a room or a suite, you are
bound to discover that luxury
comes standard at mandarin
Oriental.
with its carved teak staircase and an
ecclesiastical window looking down upon
it, creates an impression of a Portuguese
Palacio. Wherever you look, your eyes
are greeted by incredible opulence - the
sitting arrangements, the elevators, the
bars, restaurants, landscaped swimming
pools and the casino.
Chandeliers, tapestries, and artwork
embellish every inch of the lobby.
Even the guest rooms are decorated in
Portuguese fabrics and natural teak.
Whether you choose to stay in a room
or a suite, you are bound to discover
that luxury comes standard at Mandarin
A Gambling Paradise types of slot machines. Roulette and Oriental. If you yearn to indulge in some
Amongst all the casinos of Macau, it is blackjack are hot favorites, and so are sightseeing without going through the
the Mandarin Oriental that turns out to games of local origin going by fanciful rigmarole of stepping out of your plush
be the most prestigious. If anything, the names like Mahjong Baccarat, Mahjong room, then you can go in for the Superior
hotel is built with a casino in mind and Paikao and Taiwan Paikao. As the casino City View Rooms and Deluxe City View
that is just one of the reasons why it can is part of a sprawling hotel, that makes it Rooms that offer magnificent views of
boast of such a fine playing environment a perfect place where you can fuel your South China Sea or the historic Guia
within its premises. Out here Baccarat gambling fire, while still enjoying quality Fortress. Even greater delight lies in the
enjoys the distinction of being the most time with your loved ones. In fact, the Club Floor City View Rooms that offer
popular table game. Even on the most Mandarin Oriental Casino & Hotel is views of the city and the famous Macau
tranquil day it will be easy for you to included in Forbes’ list of the best casinos Grand Prix Race Track.
find baccarat tables surrounded with in the world. There are 388 rooms and 28 suites
gamblers cheering for a win. Everyone is waiting for you to take your pick from
trying to get a touch of the sacred green The Aesthetics of and have the time of your life. The
felt and strike it rich. It is a popular Mandarin truth is that the vibrant environment of
saying in Macau that gamblers come to The magnificent structure of the hotel Mandarin Hotel is especially conducive
Las Vegas solely to be entertained, but exudes an aura that is a unique blend for romantic interludes. After all, where
over here, gamblers, especially those of Portuguese heritage, the traditional else can love blossom if not in a setting
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of Chinese origin, step into casinos to cultures of the Orient and the futuristic such as this. Just imagine the feeling
challenge their destiny. The casino is spirit of Las Vegas. Once you walk into of you and your girlfriend enjoying a
open 24 hours a day, thus enabling its its air-conditioned portal, you can’t champagne breakfast in your room even
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patrons to challenge their destiny round escape the feeling of being in a mythical as the city around you is still awakening
the clock. land, so luxurious and artistic that it from the mists of the night.
Other than Baccarat, the sumptuous seems far removed from anything that
spread of Mandarin Oriental’s casino you have ever seen or experienced. Restaurants and Bars
offers 11 types of table games and 59 The immaculately proportioned lobby, From the broad range of fashionable

15. restaurants located within you can get them from the Tennis
the Mandarin, it is easy to Pro Shop. If you need to polish
choose one that suits your your playing style, an instructor
needs and your tastes. The is also available. A squash court is
most romantic restaurant is available on the third floor of the
Mezzaluna, located on the 2nd hotel for those who really want to
floor; this elegant restaurant sweat it out. You don’t even have
offers Italian cuisine in stylish to go out looking for a mountain
surroundings. Inspired by a in order to indulge in rock
renovated Tuscan villa, the climbing. The Mandarin has a 10-
restaurant features a wine metre high, 360-degree modular
room with a global collection rock tower, which is capable
of vintage wine. The open of offering a truly adventurous
kitchen with wood-burning holiday experience.
oven only adds to the charm. For shopping addicts the
For aficionados of Mandarin Oriental Shopping
Cantonese cuisine, there is Arcade represents a vista of
no alternative to Tunk Yee Heen which choice of cakes and pastries, all baked unparalleled opportunities. Situated on
offers Cantonese a-la-carte menus, as freshly on the premises. the lobby floor, the shopping arcade is
well as stylish Chinese banquets. Then The memory and the spirit of the home to almost every major brand in
there is the Naam Thai restaurant, legendary Portuguese maritime explorer the world - Cartier, Emporio Armani,
famous for its top class Thai menu in Vasco Da Gama lives on in the restaurant Burberry, Ermenegildo Zegna, Louis
Macau. Strategically located at a spot called Vasco. Out here irresistible local Vuitton, Hugo Boss, Salvatore Ferragamo,
where it overlooks a vibrant swimming tapa-style treats, exquisite high tea and Dunhill, Hermes, Omega and Dior. One
pool and luxuriant tropical gardens, this a vast repertoire of creative cocktails thing is for sure, if you are staying at
intimate 60-seat restaurant is bright, await you. But the main attraction of Mandarin, you won’t have to travel far
casual and contemporary. Out here you the Vasco lies in the live band that is in order to buy an appropriate gift for
can try some of the most delicious Thai often billed as Macau’s best nightly your girlfriend or wife. But the world
dishes cooked from the freshest produce entertainment. Looking for a more laid of Mandarin is as enchanting outside
and the finest herbs and spices. back type restaurant? Try The Veranda, the building as it is inside it. Stepping
Then there is the Café Bela Vista that a poolside spot to enjoy al fresco dining, out of the hotel and taking peek at the
carries all the splendor and charm of the where you can savor grilled seafood and local culture can be an unforgettable
historic Hotel Bela Vista and remains exotic cocktails. experience by itself.
open 24 hours a day. Breakfast, lunch You only need to take a five-minute
and dinner buffets - you can depend on Leisure Facilities walk to reach the famous Macau
this charming restaurant to keep you Other than the sprawling casino, the Fisherman’s Wharf that covers an area of
supplied with the tastiest morsels at Mandarin Hotel boasts of a host of other over 93,000 square metres and is home
all times of the day. If cakes are your facilities to let you have the time of your to all kinds of entertainment and retail
weakness then The Cake Shop is the life. If it is peace and relaxation you are facilities. The Nam Van Lake Cybernautic
place to hang out. Located on the 2nd seeking, then check out the in-house spa. Fountain is a man-made lake that gushes
floor, this shop is famous for its extensive Designed like a tropical garden, the spa with 86 waterspouts, some of which
boasts of an outdoor swimming pool are up to 80 meters high. At night the
and a picturesque waterfall. Teams of waterspouts are a sight to behold when
For aficionados highly trained professional therapists 288 colorful spotlights illuminate them.
pamper and rejuvenate every inch of The Taipa Houses and the Macau Tower
of Cantonese your body through their massages, body are important landmarks that showcase
cuisine, there is no treatments, facials, manicures, pedicures the best aspects of local culture. Then
alternative to tunk and much else. An added plus are the
new therapies for relaxation like the
there is the Wine Museum where wine
aficionados can discover over 1,115
Yee Heen which offers
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Comfort Zone treatments, which use the labels.
Cantonese a-la- marriage of science and nature to leave Mandarin Oriental Macau is a
your body and spirit in a state of bliss. microcosm of an unique paradise on
carte menus, as well Mandarin Hotel makes it easy for you earth that every human being needs to
as stylish Chinese to have a knockabout on a round of experience at least once. n
energetic sports. There are three tennis
banquets. courts available for guests. No problem if www.mandarinoriental.com/macau/
you don’t have your own racket and balls,
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16. The
Essence of
Being Cool
T
here once was a man named Adam. up — in general, he became a much more attractive
He was a nice enough fellow — he man. He became the forbidden fruit. Only it’s much
didn’t really know any better — and more complex than that. Most of the women didn’t
he had a woman, food, plenty of sex know he was dating someone else. Part of it was
and nudity, more pets than a zoo, and because he was happy and confident, but he’d been
lived an idyllic life. Only one thing — he couldn’t eat happy and confident alone before, without this
one particular fruit. Other than that, he could do change coming. What was going on?
whatever he wanted. So what did he do? Obviously, The forbidden fruit is the obvious and easy little
he ate the fruit. Thus began a long tradition in all trick we can watch humanity fall for. But there is an
humanity; we want what we can’t have. opposite corollary; we don’t want what we can have.
Psychologists have a name for this, given to us Theories for this abound. Some people think it’s
by that early Adam. It’s the forbidden fruit complex, because our unconscious mind is triggered to think
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and almost everyone has it to one degree or another. ourselves better than those who are desperate to be
Women have a name for this too. It is called playing with us. Some people just find it boring — where’s
hard-to-get. Now, some significant time later, there the thrill? The chase? The get-to-know-you game?
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was another Adam. The poor guy didn’t really know Maybe it smacks of self-consciousness and a lack of
what he was doing with women, and he rarely had confidence — why do you need me so much? What’s
successful dates. Finally, through blind luck, he wrong with you? Maybe it’s the insult of skin-deep
found himself in a relationship. Overnight the world lust. Hey, some women enjoy one-night-stands as
changed — ladies smiled at him, some chatted him much as the next guy, but outside of the porn industry,

17. You don’t need to tell her
few women want to be viewed as how much you want her. you try and pet her,
just a body. And if you want it so And more importantly, don’t you’ll never catch up to
bad in such a short amount of time,
well, you don’t truly know her so we
show her. Really, this is the her. But act chill around
cats — even ignore
know what you really want. Maybe definition of cool. You may them — and you’ll have
it makes no logical sense at all, and
think you’re playing it cool them crawling all over
it’s useless to analyze. you.
What we can do, though, is and not telegraphing your This is the way of life.
recognize it for the pattern it is, intentions, but guess what It is one of the most
and learn from it. Just as you were important concepts
turned off by that nerdy girl in high
— if the intentions are there, you’ll ever learn when it
school who had the crush on you, you probably are. comes to attraction and
attractive women are turned off dating. Act with ulterior
by drooling dorks. But now we’ve motives and she’ll
got a problem. If women don’t like know, guaranteed, and
men who obviously like them, and we too close, you fidget with buttons, you’ve lost all hope with her.
only want to be with women we like, you laugh about things that aren’t Act with no expectations and it’s a
then this easily turns into a nightmare funny, you awkwardly get in position fair bet she’ll see a bit of the forbidden
scenario of hopelessness. for a handhold. And about 2000 more. fruit in you. This is what people mean
This paradox is probably the cause If you were a yogini you might be when they say to just be yourself. If
of something like 95% of the world’s able to approach a woman with her you can simply enjoy being you and
loneliness. It’s a pity our emotional attractiveness front and center in your living your life around women without
brain — the part of the mind that is brain and control all the little tics that chasing them, it works. It says you are
responsible for attraction — is such a give you away as a bundle of nervous an interesting, confident guy who might
mess. But that’s the way it is. sexual energy. Of course, if you were enjoy being with a particular woman,
I guess we should all get used to it a yogini, you probably wouldn’t be but you don’t need that woman. Unlike
and prepare for a life of marriage to interested in this, but that’s another modifying your behavior around
someone we settle for, not someone story. No, there is a much easier way to her, which smacks of insecurity and
we want. Right? Understand this is the deal with this, to eliminate all the signs weakness. So what do you need to do to
way it usually happens. It’s not the way that say ‘I want you’. The simple answer eliminate yearning in your interactions
it has to happen. We’ve said before that is - relax. The longer answer is don’t with attractive women?
attractive women assume as a matter of try. Pretend she’s your sister. Pretend Convince yourself you’re too busy for
course that all men want them. It might she’s a character in a video game. her anyway. Or, better yet, too good for
not always be true — maybe not every Pretend she’s a practice conversation her. Or only talk to women within areas
bum sitting outside the library with an for some imaginary future. that have easy access to cold showers.
upside down hat in front of them wants Whatever you do, don’t think about Whatever you need to do to get
your quarter — but it’s true enough that going back to your place with her. yourself in the right frame of mind, do
it’s a useful rule in her daily life. She Really, you don’t need to pretend, you it. Remember, she’s just practice. This
knows how to deal with men when she can simply make the conversation is a simple concept, really, but hard to
knows what they want. So what do you practice. With every woman. From put into, ahem, practice. You’ll probably
need to do? now till forever. You just can’t show a hold your head well for a bit before a
girl your cards early on. It’s death to situation turns promising and you think
Nothing. attraction. It transmits all the wrong you’re in, and the magic ends. You lose
things. Sure, you might get away with it — just for a second — and you may
You don’t need to tell her how much it now and again, but not usually, and never recover.
you want her. And more importantly, never with extremely attractive women Of course, just standing around not
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don’t show her. Really, this is the in high demand. And until you realize wanting women isn’t enough. You need
definition of cool. You may think you’re that, you should treat all women as to know how to go up to them, talk to
playing it cool and not telegraphing practice with that bit of knowledge. them, trigger attraction in them, and
your intentions, but guess what — if Because it’s never going anywhere eventually seal the deal. Happy dating!
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18. by pinki ShrivaStava
T
raveling to far-off lands like any concept of a shopping mall.
intrepid globetrotter is what many of us It is possible for you to retrace Ibn Battuta’s famous
constantly fantasize about, but only few journey without undergoing the hardships that the
amongst us possess the determination legendary traveler faced during his lifetime. You
or the resources to give full vent to our navigate in the cool and plush environs of a shopping
fanciful flights of wanderlust. Ibn Battuta, was one such mall and still manage to catch a glimpse of myriad
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intrepid traveler, who set off on his legendary journey cultures from all over the world. The place where you
more than 700 years ago, when the fastest means of can experience such a sense of adventure happens to
transportation were the human feet, and only those be the eponymous Ibn Battuta Mall, located in Dubai,
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that were blessed by fortune could hope for the luxury where the possibilities tend to get limitless. Billed as
of traveling on a camel, horse or a ship. The account of world’s largest themed mall, this place is embellished
his journey across many continents continues to be the by six elaborately designed courts that throw fanciful
inspiration for many books, movies, TV serials and now visions of places that Ibn Battuta visited and wrote about
for the first time it is being glorified in the design and - Tunisia, China, Egypt, India, Persia and Andalusia.

20. guess its importance from the fact that this
place boasts of the only IMAX theatre in the
United Arab Emirates and it also offers a 21-
screen Cinema Megaplex, which is located in
the China Court area of the mall. So the next
time you are here don’t be surprised to find
your favorite Bollywood movie running on any
one of the screens at the Megaplex. In fact,
Bollywood movies are a huge draw at the mall
and so are flicks from Hollywood.
Spread across an area of 5.4 million square
feet, the place is larger than most malls in the
world. It includes 10
car parks that can
jointly accommodate
the ibn Battuta more than 5000 cars.
The retail area alone
mall is like a bridge is spread across an
between the present astonishing 67,500
and the past, a place square meters and
it has 275 retail
where the most outlets, while
modern appliances, the well-planned
artifacts and Food Courts span
across 3,800 square
entertainments get meters. Some of
juxtaposed with an the best brands
environment that is in the world are
represented here
decidedly from the - Betsey Johnson,
14th century world. H&M, TopShop,
Forever 21, Ginger
& Lace, Lacoste,
Next, Pierrie Cardin, Gucci, Omega, Versace,
Banana Republic and many others. Then
there is the children’s play zone packed with
all sorts of amusements and thrills.
It is quite natural that walking up and down
this mega mall is going to stimulate your
appetite. But there is ample scope out here
to take care of that need. On both ends of the
mall two large food courts are located and
that is in addition to the several coffee shops,
an enchanted world scattered throughout its entire length. If you are an aficionado
Don’t be amazed if a visit to the Ibn Battuta mall evokes the for cuisine from all over the world then you are not going to be
surreal feeling that you have been transported to the enchanted disappointed. Along with the best concoctions from the world
world of 14th century. You will be wooed by the splendor of the of western food, here you will also find enough opportunities
Arabic wind towers, and swept off your feet by the magnificence to titillate your palate with relishing dishes of Chinese origin,
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of Indian domes. The lavish architecture of medieval China sumptuous Indian fare, Tunisian food, and lip smacking treats
will awe you and the picturesque beauty of Tunisia will from Egypt.
have a soothing effect. The Ibn Battuta mall is like a bridge
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between the present and the past, a place where most modern the Place for edutainment
appliances, artifacts and entertainments get juxtaposed with The most outstanding appeal of the mall lies in its
an environment that is decidedly from the 14th century world. edutainment features, which combine features of education
Located on Dubai’s Sheikh Zayed Road, the mall was and entertainment. There are numerous storytelling tours that
developed by Nakheel Properties Group in early 2005. You can provide an exciting opportunity for visitors to better understand

21. the historical perspectives that can be gleaned
from the life of Ibn Battuta. Then there are the
numerous exhibits of ancient technological
inventions, especially from the Middle East.
The modern full-size working reproduction of
an elephant clock is particularly interesting. It
is basically an invention of Islamic origin that
consists of a water-powered clock developed in
the form of an elephant.
Another piece of everlasting appeal is the re-
creation of a 25-metre Chinese sea faring junk
that happens to be a replica of an ancient boat on
which Ibn Battuta is said to have sailed through
the Indian Ocean. The mirror maze located in
the Chinese court is great fun and many visitors
Landmarks of Dubai
can’t have enough of it. Another interesting item Year-round sunshine and a culture that is eminently lavish
is the virtual aquarium that enables visitors to pose enough reasons to make Dubai an enormously popular
observe many different types of marine life, including great holiday and shopping destination.
white sharks. There is also a sand sculpture, created by world-
renowned artist Jenny Rossen, based on different mosques of Burj Al Arab
the Middle East. If there is any structure that succinctly epitomizes the
For book lovers a tryst with the famous Magrudy’s bookstore bustling, bright and cosmopolitan character of the city
is a must. Located right next to it is a toy store. Even Géant, which of Dubai, it is the Burj Al Arab. The name translates
holds the distinction of being the largest French supermarket into english as “Tower of Arabs”. Since it’s opening
chain, has a store here. When you tire of sightseeing and date in 1999, the Burj Al Arab quickly gained the
shopping, then it is time for rest & relaxation. What can be a status of being Dubai’s iconic symbol. It is the
better place for that than a luxurious spa or a state of the art world’s most luxurious seven-star hotel, and its
gym! Try it and chances are that you will be able to recharge opulence is unparalleled anywhere else on the
you batteries for another round of adventures at this mall. planet.
If anything, the Ibn Battuta mall is certainly worth a visit, not Even those who are not staying here, flock
just for the shopping and entertainment experience, but also to this hotel because a trip to Dubai is never
for the fantastic design and concept. But before you venture complete unless your eyes have basked the beauty of Burj Al
inside this place make sure you have a full wallet and a pair of Arab’s sail like shape soaring into the sky. At 321 meters,
comfortable walking shoes on. It is really big, so big that you this hotel is one of the tallest in the world. It even has its own
have to become an explorer to fully appreciate its grandeur. n helipad. It is furnished throughout in opulent Arabic style, and
an astounding 8,600 pieces of 22-carat gold have been used
in its construction.
Sheikh Zayed Road
The Sheikh Zayed Road is a landmark by itself. This road
happens to be the home to some of the tallest buildings in
the world, including the magnificent 355m-high Emirates
Towers, which is the tallest building in all of Middle East and
Europe. Many tourists board the glass elevators that take you
to a viewing deck on the top which offers unforgettable views
of Jumeria coast.
Creekside Park
Even though Dubai enjoys the reputation of being the city of
high-rises and beaches, it does have a fair number of parks
where you can chill out. the One such oasis is the Creekside
Park that lies in Umm Hurair area of Dubai. The park contains
over 280 botanical species, as well as a mass of green areas,
leafy paths for roller-skating and jogging, three jetties for
fishing, a mini-golf course and a 30m high cable car.

22. by chand kiShore patro
Staying What the
Indian Cricket Team
at the
top W
Should Do
hen the young guns of the Indian team roistered
after the historic win in the first Twenty20 World
Cup, the writing was clear on the wall – a youthful
Team India is emerging as a new force to reckon with. The
amalgamation of valuable experience and spirited youth is proving to
be a sure recipe for success. Now it is only a question of time before we
make it to the top in other versions of the game– ODI, and test cricket.
There is a glut of talent knocking the doors of the selection committee.
Promising bowlers like Balaji sit out because of injury and we don’t even miss
him, as an Ishant Sharma or a Praveen Kumar are there to chip in with memorable
performances. These are great days for Indian cricket, when we can keep a player of
Virendra Sehwag’s or V V S Laxman’s caliber out of the team for not being in form and
yet win matches in trot.
The saying of a famous tennis champion comes to mind – it’s easier
reaching the top than remaining there. So now that India has reached a pivotal
position what should it do to remain there? Here are a few tips that can be
employed:
Right Attitude: There is no doubt that an aggressive attitude from
team members is a precondition for winning games. But the dosage of
aggression has been increasing dangerously during the last few months. In
South Africa and Australia players like Bhajji and Sreesanth demonstrated
in no uncertain terms that they will not take any nonsense from anybody.
That’s a beautiful attitude, despite a penalty here and a reprimand there
by cricketing governing bodies. But it becomes a problem if these players

23. lose self-control. The recent
slapgate incident, where Bhajji
slapped Sreesanth, tarnished
the images of both the players.
Additionally, it has now put
pressure on the whole team
to prove that it’s aggression is
well within reasonable sportive
limits. Players need to be
counseled so that they don’t
break into fits of anger.
Two Teams and Two
Captains:
The talented youngster, Dhoni,
has ample cricketing acumen.
He is capable of leading the
test team, as well as a one-day
or a T20 team. But he shouldn’t be overburdened with test Calendar
Allowing for Rest Cricket,
despite being a
captaincy. With the amount of cricket he is playing he will
be lucky if he can last for 5 years. Being a wicket keeper- and Relaxation:
glorious game
captain, he has to be busy, mentally and physically all through Its time for us
the game. Adding the burden of test captaincy will be a sure to admit – India is
recipe for shortening Dhoni’s career. So let’s stick to the two
teams, two captains policy. It’s working fine.
witnessing a virtual
deluge of cricket. of uncertainty
Guard against the Ganguly Syndrome:
Players have been
follows certain
patterns.
complaining of stress
Ganguly came in as the captain when Sachin buckled resulting from packed
under the pressure of leading the team. Ganguly exuded schedules. Now with
rare confidence and mental toughness. He led the Indian the T20 version of
team to many memorable victories and there was a time the game having made its debut, there is bound to be extra
when everybody was singing paeans on his name. But with pressure on highly rated players who are expected to take part
Jagmohan Dalmiya at the helm of the affairs he took his in all the versions of the game: Dhoni, Yuvraj Singh, Virendra
position for granted and developed a group of sycophants Sehwag etc. The calendar should be designed so that it allows
around him. In future, no player or captain should be allowed enough time for rest and rejuvenation of players.
to become bigger than the team. Cricket, despite being a glorious game of uncertainty
follows certain patterns.
Maintain a Healthy Balance: And great teams like
Bowlers like Ishant Sharma, Sreesanth, Praveen Kumar, Australia that stayed at
and Balaji have off-set the imbalance in the Indian team the acme of international
composition that comprised of mostly batsmen. In addition to cricket for considerable
Zaheer Khan, Irfan Pathan, and R P Singh, these bowlers form period have established
a robust group that offers selectors a plethora of choice. The the unwritten formula
ratio of bowlers to batsmen availability is healthy now and this of retaining the prime
balance should be retained. position. Luckily we have
the privilege of imbibing
Kick Favoritism Out of the Window: some of their methods
This means players like Ajit Agarkar shouldn’t be in the and mix them with some of
contracted player’s list. Given the current pool of talent our own proven methods.
can we imagine Ajit Agarkar in the list of probable players? If followed scrupulously,
Clearly he has been allowed to play a year or two extra on the these methods can ensure
basis of sheer favoritism stalling the entry of other promising that we rule the roost in
bowlers. This should stop. It may sound clichéd but, “only the international cricket for
top talents should be picked”. the next decade. n

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26. James Bond was
about 30 years ahead
of his time when he
drove his sleek vehicle
T
by melody brooke
he
from
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Rinspeed, has now
won the distinction
Loved Me.
of being the world’s
first car that can perform as well on ground,
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underwater. The avant-garde vehicle is the
stuff that dreams are made of. Rinspeed’s
Founder & CEO Frank M. Rinderknecht is a
self-confessed James Bond enthusiast and
for many years had been planning to build a
car that would capture the hearts of car and
technology zealots everywhere.
There have been military class vehicles in
the past that can go underwater
and can be driven slowly over
But now you don’t even need to
the ground, but what sets
be a superstar spy in order to go
sQuba apart is that it can glide
like a fish. It is watertight and
underwater...
pressure resistant enough to be
maneuverable underwater. The sQuba does
not carry a conventional combustion engine;
instead several electric motors power it.
Three motors are located in the rear, one of which
provides propulsion when the vehicle is being used
on land, while the other two drive the screws for
underwater motoring. The front of the car features
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tech nano materials, and are extremely light and
twist resistant.
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Once you drive into any beach in an sQuba, there
is no doubt that many beach babe beauties will be
attracted to it like bees to honey. Ask one of them
to hop in, make her wear the scuba mask and then
just drive into the water; the vehicle will float on the

27. enjoy the underwater scenery,
as the car glides with a swarm
of fish, and floats over a vista of
underwater plants. Top speed is
75mph on land, 4mph on water
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The breathing air comes from a compressed
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Best thing about the sQuba is that it
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28. interview
with
giselle
uyuni
In a bikini and high-heeled
shoes, Giselle Uyuni is
fetchingly beautiful. Sexy
Giselle has been using her
light eyes and and sculpted
features, not to mention her
fabulous 32-24-32 curves,
to woo fans worldwide. The
camera is always eager to get
passionately intimate with her.
Bolivia had been her residence
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she calls San Francisco,
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California home. Working
constantly with the world’s
leading fashion photographers,
Giselle is turning out to be a
quintessential pinup girl.

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30. I would
absolutely love to
share a sex scene
with
Angelina
Jolie,
Brad Pitt
or
Christian
Bale.
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31. What made you decide to pursue
modeling?
At first it was just for fun but then I realized
that it was something I truly love doing.
Being in front of the camera is exciting and
it is also a good way for me to express my
individuality. I love immersing myself in the
character and concept. I find the creative
process inspiring. There is also a sense
of accomplishment that’s very valuable to
me.
Tell us about the projects you are
currently working on.
I am currently involved in several coffee
book projects. One of them is an outdoor
glamour photography coffee book that
will be sold worldwide. As summer
approaches I will be busy traveling and
shooting in various parts of the country.
How do you maintain your flawless
figure? Any fitness tips for our
readers.
I get lots of exercise, fresh air and I follow a
healthy diet. Eating out is a whole lot of fun
and a favorite pastime with me, but when I
eat out I am always mindful of what I order
and how much I eat. I usually try to order
seafood.
Do Hollywood dreams come on your
radar screen?
Of course, who wouldn’t want to be part of
a cool project in Hollywood?
Favorite Hollywood star you want to
share a steamy love scene with?
Oh my...I would absolutely love to share a
sex scene with Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt or
Christian Bale. They are gorgeous in every
possible way.
Best body in Hollywood? Worst?
In my opinion I always thought Pamela
Anderson has one of the hottest figures in
Hollywood. As for the worst - that honor
falls upon Jabba the Hut from Star Wars.

32. If you were an animal what would
you want to be?
I would love to be a dolphin because of
their wonderful and playful nature.
Many models say they feel very
sexy, even turned on, while posing
for the camera. Do you feel that way
while posing?
For me the whole process is exciting.
Getting my hair and make up done,
choosing a fun wardrobe and then working
with the photographer to produce sexy
and creative images. All this can have an
intoxicating effect. And it does.
What kind of man turns you on the
most?
Even though looks play a role, I find a
man’s personality to be most important.
Any kind-hearted man who knows how to
be sexy without trying too hard will turn me
on. He must know how to handle himself
with elegance and style; he should have a
good sense of humor and self-confidence.
Cheer up guys, there is not much that I am
demanding from you.
The worst
pick-up line
I’ve ever heard is,
“Did it hurt when you
fell from heaven?”
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33. Describe your ideal date?
Going out to a nice restaurant and having
delicious food and wine.
Worst pick up line ever used on
you?
I personally feel that any pick up line is in
bad taste. The worst one I’ve heard is - Did
it hurt when you fell from heaven?
What is the best piece of advise that
you would give to a man who wants
to approach you?
You only have one chance to make a first
impression. So try to act like a perfect
gentleman and demonstrate proper
etiquette.
They say phenomenal sex for a
regular person is just average sex
for a model. Care to give us your
opinion.
I would say, there is probably some truth
to it. Yes physical attraction definitely
plays a major role but I also believe that
mental and emotional connections are
imperative. Everyone has the ability to
have phenomenal sex. What helps the
most though is having the knowledge of
how to sexually please a partner. To me
that is most essential. n
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34. Everyone
has the ability to have
phenomenal
sex.

36. QA &
Dr. Pyar, I have recently learned that
with
Dr.Pyar
some practice, but once you get the gist of
my best friend has betrayed me with my it you’ll easily be able to last twice as long.
girlfriend. I suspected something wasn’t
right, and when I pretended to my girlfriend
that he’d told me that they were seeing Dr. Pyar, I have a crush on a female
each other behind my back, she broke down colleague. As both of us work in the same
and confessed. Now I feel awful and I hate department, it is virtually impossible for
both of them from the core of my heart. I us to avoid each other. On my part, I have
don’t think they should get away with their always treated her like a colleague, but I
moral transgression. The question is – how have never failed to do some special things
am I going to punish them? Any ideas? for her. Two weeks ago she surprised me
-Ramesh Agarwal, Indore by dropping the information that she had
separated from her boyfriend and asking me
Dear Betrayed, if I had a girlfriend. I told her that I didn’t,
There is no doubt that you must be very but I could not muster the courage to ask
hurt and you can only think of revenge. her for a date. Do you think that I should
Doctor, I have had a steady relationship But violence and vendetta is not the wait for a few more signals or should I
with my girlfriend for the past two years. answer. What will you gain by beating make a move now?
Before we met, she had been involved with him up, apart from the momentary -Shahid S., Delhi
another guy, who left for Spain after he satisfaction? Matter of fact things can
broke up with her. But now this guy has only go from bad to worse. They might Dear Slowpoke,
suddenly turned up in town and he seems report you to the cops if you try to do What kind of a signal are you waiting for?
eager to revive the relationship with his anything. Getting your life on the right Do you expect her to carry a sign that
old girlfriend. Last week when I went to track should be your priority. Success is says, “I love you!” That is not the way it
her house, I found him sitting in her room. the ultimate revenge and them seeing you works. She has already given you a hint
Both of them seemed somewhat shocked happy, partying, and wealthy, will make of what she wants. Now it is up to you to
to see me, but I was even more shocked them realize their mistake one day. make a move and sweep her off her feet. If
to see him there. I don’t want to lose my you keep lingering, then someone else will.
girlfriend at any cost, and this guy from Nice girls never remain out of relationships
her past is making me feel insecure. What Dear Doc, I only last about 5-10 minutes long; they tend to get picked up very
should I do? during sex. Now my wife has started quickly because they are hard to find in
-S N Sinha, Mumbai commenting on my short stamina. On one the first place.
occasion she said what’s the point it’ll be
Dear Insecure, over in 5 minutes. My ego was immensely
You have a right to be a little worried. He hurt by her words. What can I do to last Dr. Pyar, My girlfriend wants me to
is capable of enticing your girlfriend by longer? perform oral sex on her. But I am not sure
evoking feelings of nostalgia for the good -Bhushan P., Bombay how to do it, or even if I want to do it.
times that they experienced when you were -Mahesh S., Mysore
not around. Since your girlfriend allowed Dear Fast and Furious,
him to come to her house, it is likely that Most married men don’t use a condom. I The art of pleasuring your girlfriend by
she still harbors a degree of affection assume you’re in this category. It is time oral means is not that difficult to master.
for him. The only way you can hold on you started using one. Condoms create a Once you pinpoint her pleasure spots,
to this girl is by being extra creative. Do loss of sensation and that’s exactly what focus on that area. Having said that, if
everything you can to make her believe you need to last longer. You want to have you don’t want to go oral, you can simply
that you are much better and more reliable enough sensation to stay hard, but not so say no to her. But won’t your refusal to
partner than her ex-boyfriend who had much sensation that you come quickly. play out her fantasies make her lukewarm
left her once and may do so again in the Second, only engage in positions where to fantasies you have? It might be in your
future. you control the rhythm and flow. That way best interest to go for it. After all, you
if you feel like you’re going to come soon don’t know whether you like something or
then you can slow down, and take deep not, until you have tried it.
breaths during the activity. This will take

37. designerprofile Kenneth
Cole
Ü
ber chic and ultramodern,
Kenneth Cole is known for
its impeccable collections of
functional fashion, accessories
and shoes. It should come as
no surprise that outfits carrying
the label of this fashion house are a favorite
amongst young, urban consumers who
aren’t afraid to shake up the status quo. At
the boardroom or at a party, a man attired in
Kenneth Cole’s immaculate creations easily
gets noticed.
In 1982, when Kenneth Cole started his
company, he was only in the business of
dressing up people’s feet. Within two and half
days of the company’s launch, he managed
to sell an impressive 40,000 pair of shoes.
From such an exciting debut, this fashion
house has gone on to make a name for itself
in not just men’s and women’s footwear, but
also in clothing, and a whole assortment of
accessories.
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38. The key to this
company’s
success has
been its ability
to foresee new
trends
and come up with creations that subsume a sense of being subtly
provocative while still evoking the classy and tasteful feeling.
Blacks, grays, browns and other neutrals dominate shirts, pants
and suits. But Kenneth Cole does not shy from using color for
outerwear, splashing in red, blue and green to create a feeling of
euphoric and vibrant zeitgeist. The immaculate range of shoes and
accessories come as icing on the cake.
In a recent development, Kenneth Cole has put its name to an
exclusive range being marketed at Britain’s prestigious House of
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lovers can revel in an eclectic mix of both classic and contemporary
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http://www.houseoffraser.co.uk
http://www.kennethcole.com

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Cole
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42. gLOBE wORkStAtION
Most Indian offices lack any aesthetic
value whatsoever. It’s time to
change all that with the Globe
Workstation being marketed by
www.opulentitems.com. When it
is closed, it is a simple globe, but
when it opens into two separate
halves, it transmogrifies into a
sitting arrangement on one half
and a working table on the other.
The system is founded on a cast
aluminum base, which contains
invisible wheels that will automatically
lock themselves when it has been
opened. Your comfort is guaranteed, StRAdA PORtABLE
as the sitting arrangement is adorned MOBILE NAvIgAtION
with the finest Elmo leather and is
ergonomically designed.
SYStEM
Here comes a device that will make it
PRICE - RS. 2 LAkHS just about impossible for you to get lost,
but only if you use it in North America.
Petite enough for you to carry with ease,
the Strada Mobile Navigation System is
embellished with a 5” LCD screen and
GPS Assist technology, which can help
you plan your route from the comfort of
your home or hotel room without even receiving
GPS signals. Until this navigation system arrives in India,
we’ll have to rely on the good old-fashioned way of asking fifty people for
directions.
PRICE - tBA
LOgItECH Z CINEMA
Who hasn’t griped about the mediocre
PC audio when playing DVDs or listening
to music? That could be a thing of the
past if you opt for the Z Cinema advanced
surround sound system from Logitech.
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to be a much more enjoyable experience
on your PC. The option heavy remote is an
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added plus, especially for users who have
extensive media collections.
RS. 12,000

43. SONY vAIO gRAPHIC SPLASH
Tired of your dull black notebook? Opt for
the artistically unique Sony VAIO Graphic
Splash. This notebook uses the process of
dye-sublimation to infuse stunning colors
and eye-catching patterns on the exterior.
With a plethora of designs and colors to
choose from, you will have no difficulty in
finding a pattern that best suits your tastes
and personality. You can even decide which
font you want to have on your keyboard.
But the scope for customization does not
end only with the notebook’sexterior;
the VAIO also allows you the freedom to
decide the internal configuration as well.
Personalize the hard drive, processor,
memory, and more to fit your budget and
needs.
PRICE - StARtINg At RS. 50,000
gAtEwAY FX SERIES
dESktOP
Is it possible to get seduced by a desktop?
With Gateway FX series anything is possible.
Marketed mostly for gamers, the FX series will
enable you to dominate the latest games and
blaze through multi-threaded programs with
supreme speed. Its AMD quad-core power and
DirectX® 10 graphics, makes it a breeze to
handle just about any graphic-intensive task.
You don’t have to wait for rich demanding
content to load on your screen, everything
happens instantly, in the blink of an eye. An
added plus is that the FX series comes with a
TV tuner and a media center remote control.
A rich 8-channel high-definition audio is
there to deliver premium sound for viewing
TV, DVDs, and for gaming. A sure recipe to
exorcise your days of any boredom.
PRICE - StARtINg At RS. 44,000
dIAMONd tELEvISION
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and a flat screen tv is a man’s
best friend, then whose best friend does a diamond television
belong to? But hey if you can afford a diamond television then you
may not even need friends. Go to www.opulentitems.com and
check out their range of 32”, 40” and 46” models of HD flat panels.
By the way, if you harbor a fetish for rubies, then it is possible to
go for a ruby-encrusted model as well. Truly extravagant!
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44. gadgets
LOgItECH
ZEBRA MOUSE
If you’re an animal lover then throw away your
dull mouse and plug in the Zebra Mouse by
Logitech. Designed for smaller hands this mouse
is perfect for kids or your shrinking parents. As
it incorporates an optical engine, it can be used
with or without a mouse pad. No prior set up is
required; just plug in and start clicking away.
PRICE - RS.800
Lg
PRAdA
When avant-garde fashion mates
with cutting edge technology, a
LG Prada phone is born. The end result of a
collaboration between Prada and LG, this new
phone is embellished with an advanced touch
interface, and is all geared to strike a new level of
sophistication to your overall attire. An extra wide
LCD screen, 2 megapixel camera, video player, and
a document viewer, are just a few of the benefits to
SONY this elegant phone. Its white on black display verges
HdR-tg1 on the minimalist and makes a perfect fashion
statement, but that is something to be expected in
anything being marketed under the Prada brand.
Imagine a
camcorder so
small that you can
PRICE - tBA
comfortably carry
it in your trouser
pocket. Next time
you are off on a
vacation, be sure
LU20
to pack the Sony
HDr-TG1, which Lg
is delightfully small
and lightweight, This ultra-portable Tablet PC from LG is perfect for people on the
and yet it still move. The unique built-in swivel LCD screen allows you to easily
manages to do share with companions nearby. It comes with an Intel Pentium M
everything that a processor, 256 MB rAM, a 30GB hard drive and Windows XP Home
regular camcorder operating system. Incorporation of TFT Active Matrix Display and
is supposed to do. Intel Extreme Graphics 2 is sure to take care of all your gaming and
It can record 1920 x movie viewing needs.
1080 HD video and 4-megapixel digital photos
directly to a Sony memory stick or PrO Duo PRICE - tBA
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media cards. A 2.7” touch panel LCD display
provides excellent viewing, and the Carl Zeiss
Vario-Tessar 10x optical zoom lens is there to
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impart professional quality to every video that
you capture.
PRICE - RS. 36,000

46. Keeping your job “Okay,” he said, “One, two, where he stops at a saloon He saddled up and started to
Banta Singh woke up with a three, four, five, six, seven - for a drink. Unfortunately, the ride out of town.
massive headache and utterly then there’s you - nine, ten, locals have the nasty habit of The bartender wandered out
unable to recall the events 11, 12, 13...” picking on strangers, which of the bar and asked, “Say
of the previous evening. he was. When he finished his partner, before you go...what
Somehow he managed to Bollywood blondes drink, he found his horse had happened in Alabama?”
leave the bed and walk into the A blood red Ferrari is moving been stolen. Vinod turned back and said, “I
drawing room where his wife on the road at breakneck He went back into the bar, had to walk home.”
was lounging on the sofa. speed. A cop on a motorcycle handily flipped his gun into
“My dear wife,” he whined, gives chase and finally the air, caught it above his Q. What did one saggy tit say
“Tell me what happened last succeeds in forcing the Ferrari head without even looking and to the other saggy tit?
night. Is it as bad as I think?” to stop. fired a shot into the ceiling. a. If we don’t get some
“It was even worse,” his wife support soon, people will
shot back. “You got drunk think we’re nuts!
like a fish and you made a
complete ass of yourself. The wedding of the
You heaped insults on the century
entire Board of Directors and All of Las Vegas was abuzz
you slapped the Managing about the wedding of the
Director on his face.” century, where the groom
“The Managing Director is an was a 95 year old billionaire
idiot,” Banta shouted. “Piss and the bride was 23 year old
on him.” stripper. The groom looked
“That is what you did. And he pretty feeble and the feeling
fired you.” was that the wedding night
“Well, then screw him.” might kill him, because his
“I did,” his wife smiled. “And bride was a healthy, vivacious
so he agreed to give you back young woman.
your job. Go back to work on Why don’t blind men skydive? But lo and behold, the next
Monday.” Because it scares the shit out of the dog morning, the bride came down
the main staircase slowly,
Marriage blues step by step, hanging onto the
After one year of their marriage Surprise! Surprise! The “Which one of you crooks banister for dear life.
Santa Singh’s wife started to Ferrari driver turns out to be stole my horse?” he yelled The hotel clerk looked up,
question him about his lurid none other than Bollywood’s with surprising forcefulness. really concerned, “Whatever
past. “Come on tell me,” she most popular heroine. No one answered. “Alright, I’m happened to you, honey? You
asked for the hundredth time, When the cop asks her for her gonna have another beer, and look like you’ve been wrestling
“how many women have you license, she replies in a huff, if my horse ain’t back outside a 2,000 pound gorilla!”
slept with?” “I wish you guys could get your by the time I finish, I’m gonna The bride groaned, hung on
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“If I tell you the truth you will act together. Just yesterday do what I dun in Alabama! And to the counter and managed
be furious with me. You might you take away my license and I don’t like to have to do what I to speak, “My God! He told
even try to strangle me to today you expect me to show dun in Alabama!” me he’d been saving up for 75
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death,” Santa pleaded. it to you.” Some of the locals shifted years and I thought he meant
But his wife promised that restlessly. The man, true to his money!”
she would forgive all his Cowboy Vinod his word, had another beer,
transgressions if he told her While on a tour of Texas, walked outside, and his horse
the truth. Vinod ends up in a small town has been returned to the post.

47. The M
irror, mirror on the wall, who is the
richest of them all. The combined net
worth of India’s 40 richest capitalists
stands at more than $300 billion dollars.
If you are part of this elite group then it is
World’s
time to uncork the bubbly. If not, then the
only recourse open for you is to sit tight and try to garner some
vicarious joy as the rich find new ways to flaunt their wealth.
The erstwhile maharajahs of India were famous for buying Rolls
Richest
Royce by the dozen and Cartier jewellery by the quintal. About
as profligate are the new maharajahs of the business world who
don’t tend to think twice before buying luxury yachts, million
dollar cars, a string of palatial homes and a plethora of gems
and art.
Indians
A scion of one of the most prestigious business dynasties
in the country, Ratan Tata is credited with transforming his
business group from a sprawling, conservative conglomerate
into a corporate powerhouse hungry for growth. Last year, he
engineered India’s biggest takeover - Tata Steel’s $13 billion
purchase of UK’s prestigious Corus
The erstwhile maharajahs of India were famous for buying steel. But despite ranking amongst
Rolls Royce by the dozen and Cartier jewellery by the the richest people in the world, he
quintal. About as profligate are the new maharajahs of the drives Marina wagon. office in a Tata
Indigo
himself to his
While Tata may
business world who don’t tend to think twice before buying not splurge on fancy cars, flying is a
luxury yachts, million dollar cars, a string of palatial completely different ballgame. He is
homes and a plethora of gems and art. an avid aviator, who likes to pilot his
own Falcon 2000 business jet around
India. In February 2007, he created a sensation by co-piloting
a Lockheed F-16 and Boeing F-18 fighter jets at a nationally
By asit amrevy televised air-show. He continues to hold the distinction of being
the nation’s most eligible bachelor and his weekends are spent
in solitude with his two dogs at a beachfront home he designed
himself.
On October 30, 2007, the day when Indian stock markets had
hit their all time high, Mukesh Ambani had became the richest
person in the world, surpassing American software czar Bill
Gates, Mexican business tycoon Carlos Slim Helu and famous
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48. investment guru Warren Buffett. when it comes to making money, he not just for his fabulous wealth,
At that time, his wealth of about is blessed with a midas touch. This but also for his mercurial
Rs 2,49,000 crore ($62.3 billion) year he’s placed at the 5th richest temperament. His net valuation
included about Rs 2,10,000 crore in the world with an estimated is estimated to hover around $42
from RIL (50.98 per cent stake), worth of $43 billion. So how does billion. Other than business, he
India’s richest man demonstrate indulges in running marathons and
his wealth? Well, on his wife’s attending page three type parties.
birthday, Mukesh Ambani gifted Recently he raised $3 billion
On his wife’s birthday, her a specially customized 242 from the highly anticipated initial
Mukesh Ambani gifted her crore rupee Airbus 319 Corporate
Jet. The plane is said to have a
offering of his Reliance Power,
the biggest in India’s history. Had
a specially customized 242 state of the art business office and the shares of Reliance Power
cabin management system for performed well after listing on
crore rupee Airbus 319 games, music, satellite television the stock exchanges, Anil would
Corporate Jet. The plane and wireless communication. have whizzed past elder brother
It also has all the luxuries of Mukesh, but that didn’t happen.
is said to have a state of a home in it, namely a master Despite the hype, the stock
the art business office and bedroom, a master lavatory with
a range of showers, galleys and
tumbled 17% immediately after its
February listing.
cabin management system a sky bar in the forward lounge The richest Indian turns out
for games, music, satellite complete with mood lighting. He
is currently engaged in building
to be the guy who is named after
the goddess of wealth, Lakshmi.
television and wireless a 600 crore skyscraper for his Lakshmi Mittal is the steel king
communication. family that could as well turn
out to be the world’s costliest
of the world and when he opens
his wallet, watch out! Few years
residence. When the 27-storey ago Mittal was in the news for
home is completed, it will have 3 buying a plush house in London
Rs 37,500 crore from RPL (37.5 helipads, 6 floors of car parks, a for $150 million. For that much
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per cent) and Rs 2,100 crore from state of the art communications money you could easily buy 2,000
RIIL (46.23 per cent). It is true that system, a security system that is luxury flats in Bangalore and still
Mukesh Ambani’s place at the at par with the best in the world, a have money left to bag a luxurious
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top was exceedingly ephemeral, 50 seat theatre, a luxurious gym, villa in Delhi’s best locality. On
because the Indian markets started three air-conditioned swimming his daughter’s marriage Lakshmi
falling almost immediately after pools and much else. Mittal lavished a cool $100 million.
making a high. But by reaching the Mukesh’s little brother, Anil The guest list at the marriage
top even once he has proved that Ambani, happens to be famous party included 1200 members, all

49. TOP
10
Richest
People in
The World
Name Worth (in USD)
1. Warren Buffett $62 billion
2. Carlos Slim Helú $60 billion
3. Bill Gates $58 billion
4. Lakshmi Mittal $45 billion
5. Mukesh Ambani $43 billion
6. Anil Ambani $42 billion
7. Ingvar Kamprad & family $31 billion
8. Kushal Pal Singh $30 billion
9. Oleg Deripaska $28 billion
10. Karl Albrecht $27 billion
of them cream of UK and Indian society. The party
itself was held at the magnificent Palace of Versailles,
where the French ‘Sun King’ Louis XIV held court in
the 17th century. Some say that Lakshmi Mittal made demonstration of his love for his daughter.
history by throwing the most lavish wedding ever. The year 2007 saw the wealth of Kushal Pal
Some may call him exceedingly profligate. But for Singh, the head honcho of India’s largest real estate
the steel tycoon the event was nothing more than a company, DLF, increase by 51% to $30 billion. His
wealth comes mainly from the deep pockets of India’s
rising middle class who suddenly find themselves
The richest Indian turns out to be the capable of buying fancy flats that DLF is so proficient
guy who is named after the goddess in building. He is credited for putting Gurgaon on the
map as a destination for global companies. Ramesh
of wealth, Lakshmi. Lakshmi Mittal is Chandra, the founder of Unitech, happens to be the
the steel king of the world. Few years second real estate tycoon who has made it really big.
With a net worth of $11.6 billion he is also India’s
ago Mittal was in the news for buying a eighth richest man. He is exceedingly media shy. Only
plush house in London for $150 million. on rare occasions you might get to see him on TV.
Kumar Mangalam Birla wins the distinction of
being the talented scion of the Birla
clan. His net worth stands at around $11
billion. Kumar Manglam does not fit the
bill as a typical colorful tycoon. When he
is not busy attending to the concerns of
his global business empire, he prefers
to stay at home and spend time with his
extended family. In other words, Kumar
Mangalam is an epitome of what a Birla
is supposed to be – he is a workaholic and
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a family man. Recently he was in news
when his flagship company Hindalco
purchased America’s largest aluminum
company for a few billion dollars.
Another super-rich guy is Azim
Premji, the founder of Wipro. He is worth
$12.7 billion and yet he continues to drive
around in his old Ford Escort. But that is
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50. prestigious labels like Napoleon, Polo
and Lanvin. He ranks number 42 on
India’s richest with an estimated worth
of $1.6 billion, but that may be because
he really knows how to spend money on
the finer things in life.
Then there is the India’s media
tycoon, the promoter of Zee network,
Subhash Chandra. He is reputed for
having lavish mansions all over the world
and he won’t be seen in any car that is
less than a Mercedes S class. Yet, he
prefers to smoke Bidi No 502. Clearly
cigarette is passé for this leader who has
made it his lifelong mission to turn the
humble bidi into a fashionable brand. But
there is nothing remotely humble about
Chandra’s preferred brand of suits,
which turn out to be the immaculately
tailored Armani.
The guy who is credited with bringing
telecom revolution in the country, Sunil
Mittal, has earned a well-deserved place
in India’s rich list. These days his wealth
When it comes to the steel and hovers around $12.5 billion. That is
telecom sector, the Ruias are a name to quite an achievement for a man who is
When you think reckon with. In 2007 brothers Shash and said to have started his business with a
of India’s poster Ravi Ruia made it to the Forbes list of the
10 richest Indians with their combined
borrowed capital of just Rupees 20,000.
Golf is his passion; this is a sport in
boy of conspicuous wealth of $12 billion. There are famous which he is reputed to have an excellent
consumption and for their dapper suits, their majestic
bungalow in Bombay’s plush Malabar
handicap. Today he lives in what can be
termed as New Delhi’s most lavish home.
consumerism, then Hill area and their penchant to keep away Even in Lutyens’ Delhi, there is no more
the face of Vijay from media and from all controversies.
Their flagship company, The Essar Group,
exclusive address than Amrita Shergill
Marg. And among the mansions that line
Mallya automatically has been in business since the 1800s. this leafy road, Sunil Mittal’s grand house
Essar Chairman Shashi Ruia recently easily stands apart from the rest.
comes to your mind, remarked about the entrepreneurial The fact is that the year 2007 has been
the quintessential spirit that runs in the family: “I am not very good for billionaires everywhere
just an MBA, but also an MBB (Marwari in the world. This is the year that has
profligate icon. by birth).” witnessed a phenomenal rise in the
When you think of India’s poster number of billionaires. Their number
boy of conspicuous consumption and has shot up by 19 per cent to 946,
only because he feels that it is his lucky consumerism, then the face of Vijay previous year the number stood at 793.
car. If he so desired he could easily build Mallya automatically comes to your mind. And the combined net worth of these
a 100 car garage and park the best of This is the quintessential profligate icon lucky individuals has climbed up by $900
best vehicles inside. Self-deprecation, who leads a charmed life surrounded billion to $3.5 trillion. Steve Forbes, the
humility and modesty runs in the blood by fast cars, beautiful women, designer chief executive of Forbes magazine,
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of India’s IT czars. The Infosys boss, N. houses, horses, jewellery and art. The says, “This is the richest year ever in
R. Narayana Murthy, is famous for not king of good times truly lives up to his the human history. Never in history has
employing servants in his house. He and reputation. Recently Mallya was in news there been such a notable advance.” It’ll
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his wife prefer to do their housework for spending a couple of million dollars be interesting to see how 2008 shapes
themselves. In an interview he is known for Tipu Sultan’s sword, which was up. Will you make the list of India’s rich
to have said that his bathroom was the being auctioned by Sotheby’s in London. elite? Just keep your fingers crossed. n
cleanest in the country, because he His suits come from Emporio Giorgio
himself cleaned it every morning. Armani, but he is also a patron of other

51. By anoop verma
The Art of
Sculpting Beauty
The Ins and OuTs Of PlasTIc surgery
W
hen most men think of plastic surgery, chances are
that they end up hyperventilating about skimpily clad
Pamela Anderson bouncing her bubbly breasts on
the hit show Baywatch. It is a well known fact that Pamela’s
seemingly perfect boobs had benefited from the art of
plastic surgery. But that may be true of many babes from the
entertainment world who boast of curvaceous figures, which
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in many cases turn out to be a surgeon’s work of art. Are you
still wondering why your favorite heroine’s curves keep getting
sharper after every new film? Full lips, glowing skin, ample
bosom, shapely butt! The art of extreme makeovers is there to
help anyone achieve the body that they always dreamed about.
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52. In India, plastic surgery has been practiced much
before the Pamela Andersons’ of the world started
flaunting their enhanced assets. In fact, plastic
surgery originated in India at around 3500 BC.
The art is well documented in ancient treatises like
the Sushruta Samhita, which describes over 120
surgical instruments, 300 surgical procedures and
classifies human surgery into 8 categories. Known
as the “Father of Surgery,” Sushruta is thought to
have lived in the 6th century BC on the banks of
river Ganga, where he practiced his techniques.
Many of the cosmetic surgery procedures that
are being provided in the best clinics around the
world today were first practiced in the ashram of
this renowned sage.
the Desire of youth
People, everywhere in the world, are motivated
by a similar desire for eternal youth. They don’t
want to grow old gracefully; they want to
manage how they age. It is estimated that
around 12 million Americans go in for plastic
It is estimated that surgery procedures every year, and believe
around 12 million it or not, many of them flock to Indian shores
to get their procedures done. They come to
Americans go in India because the costs here are much less
for plastic surgery than their Western counterparts. Times
procedures have certainly changed from the days when
the only surgery hot spots in the world were
every year, and in cities like Los Angeles, New York, Miami
believe it or not, and Dallas.
These days almost every major Indian city absurdly simple. Surgery to create 6-pack abs
many of them and town is dotted with plastic surgery clinics (Pectoral implants), bulging pectorals and buttock
flock to Indian that offer world-class beauty enhancement enhancements are becoming more and more
procedures. According to one estimate popular.
shores to get their over 10,000 Britons travel to India every The desire to have a body with perfect figure
procedures done. year for tummy tucks, liposuction, breast seems to rank fairly high in the priority list of
manipulation, nose shaping, eyelid surgery, many people of the young generation. To reduce
face-lifts, and more. A tummy tuck can cost fat in their abdomen, hip and upper thighs, people
up to 6,500 pounds in Britain, but only go in for liposuction, which involves a procedure
1,500 pounds in India. It is also easier to get wherein the body fat is converted to liquid and
appointments with qualified Indian surgeons. The is sucked out. The procedure is fairly simple as
waiting list for a procedure in Britain can range compared to other forms of plastic surgery. You
from 6 months to a year, but in India the same get admitted in the hospital in the morning and
procedure can be done in less than a month. get discharged in the evening looking much
Desi denizens are not far behind in the beauty thinner and sexier. With modern times the social
game. With the economy growing at a scorching ethos have changed and these days there is lot of
pace, a lot of money is flowing into the pockets of societal acceptance to the idea of plastic surgery,
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new breed of nouveau riche. These are the people and that makes it easier for people to opt for such
who are always trying to find new ways to splurge. procedures.
Plastic surgery is just one of them. There are
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women who yearn for pouting lips like Rekha and plastic surgery on private parts
there are men who desire dimples like Shahrukh It is James Bond, who is credited with the
Khan. No problem! If you can afford the services line, “Diamonds are forever,” but so are breast
of a proficient plastic surgeon, then enhancing implants and they are about as coveted. More
your image by adding a pout or a dimple becomes and more women are going under the knife to

53. surgically attain that perfect eye catching enhancement! You won’t believe how many people
size. According to one report, doctors in India and in rest of the world are looking for a
in US performed about 329,000 breast way to increase the size of their tool. Clearly, when
augmentations in 2006. Similar statistics it comes to sex, size does matter!
do not exist for India, but the number of As with other forms of plastic surgery, penile
operations are growing at a feverish pace enhancement too can be conducted at a much
and there might come a time when this cheaper rate in India. But the surgery is not as
country might become the plastic surgery trivial as it might seem. The procedure involves
capital of the world. the cutting up of the suspensory ligament in
It is not as if only older females are the penis and it requires extensive after-care,
going in for such procedures. Age is which includes a regimen of hanging weights off
clearly no bar. About three years ago, your tool. But there are many who feel that any
the news made headlines when a 15- procedure that promises to make them hung like a
year-old British girl decided to get breast porn-star is worth all that trouble and effort. Some
implants for her sixteenth birthday. men also go in for fat injections to increase the
Cosmetic surgery, once the exclusive girth of their penis. Testicle implants and scrotum
domain of wealthy older women, is now reductions are also not unheard of.
becoming the trendy new option for any
teenager with an adolescent hang-up. The Where Curves matter most
enormous popularity of reality TV shows If you want to ogle at a really prefect body,
such as Extreme Makeover, The Swan and you have to be in Brazil at the time of Samba
MTV’s I Want a Famous Face, has played carnival. It is an unforgettable sight - high-
an important role in fueling the desire energy samba dancers gliding down the The most common
of adolescent girls to alter their bodies avenue in five-inch high heels, their bare
permanently. stomach topped by an ample bosom, the like procedures that
Plastic surgery is also being used of which you might have never seen before. men go in for
to improve sexual performance in the
bedroom. Many medical practitioners
It is quite common for samba dancers to go
under the knife to perfect their body. The
are - liposuction,
are finding themselves swamped by famous dancer, Angela Bismarchi, has had nose reshaping,
requests from women who want to go in 42 different plastic surgeries done. In fact, eyelid surgery,
for procedures that call for nipping of the she is already the Brazilian record holder for
inner labia, plumping of the outer labia, the most cosmetic surgeries. Of course, she facelift and
tightening of the vagina and even restoration of had a breast implant, how else could she get Botox injections.
the hymen, the little membrane that breaks during
first intercourse. In certain parts of the world, the
a bosom of that unbelievable size.
But the place where almost everyone
But there will
hymen is still considered to be the ultimate proof has had a plastic surgery procedure done always be those
of virginity. There will always be those who want
to keep reclaiming their virginal status, hence the
is certainly Hollywood. Demi Moore is 43
years old, and yet she looks a decade or
who want to try
popularity of hymen surgery. The procedure of two younger, all thanks to the extensive something that is
“vaginal tightening,” which entails firming up of procedures that have been done on her truly unique.
the outer ring that leads up to the vagina, is also magnificent body. Tara Reid had a horrible
quite popular. experience with breast enhancement. She
went to the clinic to get B sized breasts,
men Jump on the Beauty but the surgeon accidentally stuck Cs in her.
Bandwagon Unfortunately, the media went crazy and stated
While women still enjoy the distinction of having that Tara only did that for publicity. Cindy
the most procedures done in India and abroad, Crawford has already admitted to taking recourse
men also are getting on the beauty bandwagon in to plastic surgery and so has Lindsay Lohan.
a big way. Well, why should it come as a surprise When Bollywood starlet, Rakhi Sawant was
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that men want to be attractive and youthful quizzed by the inimitable Karan Johar, on his
too? If anything, both sexes are motivated by a show Koffee with Karan about reports of her
similar desire to look young and attractive. The getting breast implants, she flirtingly replied, “Jo
most common procedures that men go in for Bhagwan nahin deta, woh doctor deta hai”
are - liposuction, nose reshaping, eyelid surgery, (What God doesn’t give, doctor gives it). It takes
facelift and Botox injections. But there will always guts to come clean in Bollywood, but Rakhi has
be those who want to try something that is truly what it takes. The rumor mills have it that Shilpa
unique. Welcome to the brave new world of penile Shetty had a nose job done, and so has Koena
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54. Mitra. With the rise in popularity of Botox and
silicone implants, it is getting hard to tell a real
beauty from a fake one in Bollywood.
In Rakhi Sawant’s case, she has not only admitted
to having a boob job done, she also revealed that
she would remove her implants to participate in
Nach Baliye 3 contest because implants obstruct
her dance movements. But it is not just Bollywood
women who are resorting to such tactics for
enhancing their appeal. There is a spate of rumors
about Salman Khan having resorted to hair
implants to take care of his thinning crown. Many
aging superstars are great aficionados of face-lift
and Botox injections. How else can they have shiny,
wrinkle-free cheeks at the age of 70?
Benefits and Risks
Like all things in life, plastic surgery too has
its share of pitfalls as well as benefits. The most
common procedure is clearly breast implants.
Breast implants have helped scores of women
around the world to develop self-confidence by
augmenting the size of their breasts. But women
who go in for such procedures need to understand
the risks that the implants can pose and the
long-term maintenance that they require. Breast
implantation is not necessarily a one-time surgery.
In fact, statistics show that roughly one third of
women who go in for implant surgery for cosmetic
reasons or for reconstruction after breast cancer
have a second operation within four to five years.
There is no dearth of people who go in for a
nose job, and when they venture into the society with a brand stretched too tight. In Hollywood it is possible to find old film
new nose, they find people saying, “Hey, you don’t look like stars who walk around with a look of constant amazement on
yourself.” Not all criticism is subtle, especially from those who their face. That is because their face-lift has been overdone.
believe surgery has robbed someone Sometimes it seems that the surgeon has
of an endearing feature or rendered
As far as positive pulled the skin so tight that they cannot
him or her almost unrecognizable. It is even close their eyes. Extra care needs
always a good idea to do a full research impacts from plastic to be taken in case of teenage girls and
before going in for an operation, surgery are concerned, boys, who tend to be both obsessed and
because once the procedure gets done, dissatisfied with their looks, and are too
it is lot more complicated to undo it. So,
it is highly beneficial young and shortsighted to understand
if you’re considering cosmetic surgery for people who are the implications of surgery.
you need to ask yourself what you
hope to achieve, because it’s not going
consistently tied to a As far as positive impacts from
plastic surgery are concerned, it is
to be the one magic solution that makes negative focus on a highly beneficial for people who are
everything better. It can even change particular facial feature consistently tied to a negative focus on
you for the worse, like what happened a particular facial feature or body part.
to John Mullins who was inspired by or body part. An operation may turn out to be the
royal
extreme makeover TV shows to go in best way to fix low self-esteem, but you
for surgery. He was not even aspiring to look like Brad Pitt, need to have realistic expectations. You should not be going in
all he wanted was a face-lift, a small nose job and a few nips for plastic surgery merely because your girlfriend or boyfriend
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and tucks. But, eighteen operations later Mullins is horribly thinks that you would look much better with a nose or chin job.
scarred. He has ended up in a hospital in excruciating pain Going under the knife has to be a deeply personal decision. If
from vascular and circulatory problems and a pseudomonas you really think that surgery will improve your social standing,
infection. your career prospects and self-confidence, then go for it.
Even ordinary face-lift operation can go bad if the skin gets Otherwise learn to accept yourself the way you are. n

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57. AZ
By shaheen raaJ
It is impossible to miss
to
Kareena Kapoor these
days and why would
anyone want
with
to. Movies,
billboards,
commercials,
Kareena Kapoor
and
magazines, Kareena is
everywhere. Bollywood
has lapped her up and
her fans can’t have
enough of her. Her career
is at an all time high.
With Saif Ali Khan in her
life, it is safe to assume
that her love life is
doing even better. In this
exclusive interview she
divulges the A to Z of her
personal and professional
life.
Acting
I have a very chequered career
and a jolly good roller-coaster
ride from J.P. Dutta’s Refugee
to Imtyiaz ali’s Jab We Met & of
course yash raj films Tashan. I
think I have proved my worth and
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carved a niche for myself. Today,
I can safely say that I am a good and reliable actress. They call me STar, but to very
modest I think I am yet to attain that status. But, I will one day. Wish me luck!
Bebo
My pet name since childhood. on this score I would describe my personal traits. I am
lively, bubbly, headstrong, impulsive, sensitive and vulnerable. I get hurt easily. I hate
being rubbed the wrong way, you know what I mean.
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58. high. With love I can do anything, without it, I get depressed.
I hate being emotionally I hate being taken for a ride when I am deeply in love with
blackmailed into any kind of someone. I was in love once and now I am in love again.
Hope I can be in love forever.
relationship, be it in my family
life or my own private and Joy
personal life. The joy and happiness that I share with my family, my
friends, my relatives, my three best film industry friends
amrita arora, esha Deol and Konkana Sen Sharma. It also
happens on my shoots when I spend my precious moments
Comedy with my directors, costars, unit people like the technicians,
The word itself tickles a funny bone in me. I think I do have a the make up dada, the junior artists and dancers and above
streak for comedy in me. I also have a good sense of humor. all the spot boys.
after working with Priyadarshan sir in Hulchul and Chup Chup
Ke and with Imtiyaz ali in Jab We Met I think I can call myself a Khandaan
Comedy Queen. I am proud of the comic flair inherent in me. obviously the Kapoor Khandaan, the first such a big family of
Bollywood. I am proud to be the scion of such an illustrious
Don and talented Kapoor family. The Kapoor heritage right from
not as in the film, but I was elated doing Helen auntie’s song my great grandfather the late Shri. Prithiviraj Kapoor to the
Yeh Mera Dil Pyar Ka Deewana in Farhan akhtar’s Don and also latest entrant my cousin ranbir Kapoor has indeed been
for sharing the stage with her for the same song in one of the very remarkable, a noteworthy milestone in the annals of
awards ceremony. I was on cloud nine when she appreciated the golden history of Indian Cinema.
my dancing skills and blessed me on stage.
Lolo
Emotions My sister Karishma. My guide, my mentor, my philosopher,
I am an emotional fool. I get emotional very fast. But, I hate being my soul, my love, my inspiration, my source, my force and
emotionally blackmailed into any kind of relationship, be it in my my best buddy. I can go on and on but I am running out of
family life or my own private and personal life. words.
Fans Movies
I love to keep in touch with all my fans. I interact with them I don’t know what I would be if I was not an actress. Perhaps I
through my fan mails, my blogs and smses. So what if I have was destined to be one because the profession of acting runs
had some unpleasant experiences in India and abroad. But
there have been some pleasant memories too. I am what I am
today because of them sounds clichéd to me, but it is true. God
promise!
Girlfriends
Seriously no jokes! I have my own set of girlfriends since my
childhood, school and college days. We still meet whenever
I am free, go out on dates, long drives, discotheques, pubs,
candlelight dinners. I just love to freak out with them, have a
blast and paint the town red whenever I can.
Home
ahhhh! Home sweet home. I just love
to be at home with my mom. now that
lolo is away in her own sasural, I am the
only person who gives company and
I don’t know what I would
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comfort to my mom. I wish I could do
that often enough. So when I am unable be if I was not an actress.
to do that I just force her to accompany Perhaps I was destined
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me to my overseas shoots.
to be one because the
In love profession of acting runs
I relish the idea of being in love every
second of my life. It gives me the greatest
in my family’s genes.

59. be daring enough to face all the pitfalls, the highs and lows, the
ups and downs.
Roles
in my family’s genes. So here I would yeah! I have done all kinds of roles till date. yet I am still waiting
like to list my favorite and forthcoming to get a chance to enact my dream role. no I can’t tell you now.
movies. out of the twenty six films that I want it to be a surprise for one and all.
have been released till this date I would
like to make a mention of ten of them as Someone Special
follows in reverse order - Jab We Met, There was someone special in my life then and there is someone
Omkara, Bewafaa, Hulchul, Aitraaz, Fida, special in my life now. yes! Saifu has come in my life at a very
Khushi, Chameli, Asoka and my debut special juncture. He has made me come out of my pits of
movie Refugee. While my forthcoming depression. He has done so many special things to proclaim his
movies in ascending order are Tashan, love for me. He has even accepted our relationship openly on a
Kambakht Ishq and Golmaal Returns. television channel during a fashion show.
But I don’t know what’s happening on
the front of my other under production Trophies
movies like Lajjo, Milenge Milenge and I 5 Filmfare trophies for Refugee, Chameli, Dev, and Omkara and
think Kismet Talkies too. the last one also got me the critic’s award too. But my most
memorable award is the ‘Queen of Hearts’ trophy I received
Number from Kareena Kapoor Fan’s association.
I hate being labeled with a number. I
am not in the race to be the number Uncle
one heroine. I have been appreciated as I still remember and cherish the fond memories of my uncle the
a good and successful actress. I would late Sri raj Kapoor Sahab. He loved me too much. I was very
love to be appreciated as a good and close to his heart. Whenever we met we used to be so happy
successful STar. I hate being rated as with each other.
an actress too. I am not an underrated
actress. I am not an overrated actress. I Voice over
am just a talented actress. That’s it. I have done playback singing for films like Dev and Kabhie Khushi
Kabhie Gham but for the first time I will be doing a voice over
Performance for an animation film called Roadside Romeo. Just wait and watch
I was on cloud nine when I got a lot I can’t tell you more.
of critical acclaim for my performance
as Dolly in Omkara and as Geet in Jab Wedding Bells
We Met. I am so glad that both these yes! He has proposed to me in his own unique style. yes! I
performances were considered as have accepted it. We will make an official announcement of our
outstanding by my fans and even wedding date soon.
hardcore critics. I consider these as the
best compliments of my life. Xmas
We will celebrate Xmas and new year’s eve together
Question mark and………the rest is all a secret.
What can I say? life is always a question
mark at every crossroad. So we should Year
2007 was good but in the end…I was heartbroken. 2007 also
helped me to find my true love. 2008 will bring in a lot of joy and
happiness in its wake both on the professional and the personal
front. I am sure it will be a rocking year for both of us.
Zeitgeist
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I forgot to make a mention of Zoya akhtar’s untitled film and the
special appearances item numbers that I have done in movies
like Don and Kya Love Story Hai. I mean ours! Hai na? n
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60. Fernanda
Ferrari
T
he exotic, curvaceous and long-limbed beauty,
Fernanda Ferrari, is barely 21, and yet she
has managed to make a name for herself as
Brazil’s freshest gift to the world of modeling.
When she is executing spunky poses in lingerie
that reveals much more than it shields, she
seems to be at her enchanting best. Guys find it
impossible to resist her charms, but getting an
eyeful is not a problem as she has a penchant
for showing off her luscious body.

61. FernandaFerrari
You carry Brazilian as well as Italian yet to come! Someday I would like to appear in a
genes inside you. How did that happen? Bollywood film where I get to wear a traditional
My father is Italian and my mother is Brazilian. Indian dress. That is something I am extremely
Brazil is a big melting pot of people from different keen on. Don’t you think I will look really good
cultural backgrounds; we have every kind of mix. with all that jewelry and mehndi henna body art?
From Afro-Brazilian like the football legend Pelé
to blonde German like Gisele Bündchen and to We’re getting goosebumps just thinking
someone like me. about it. So, what’s the inspiration that
drives your career?
Do you harbor a desire to move from I can’t help but be inspired by older Brazilian
modeling to acting? Are you familiar models like Gisele Bündchen and Adriana Lima
with the Bollywood industry? or people who changed the world like Nelson
When I was hosting the ZEE Cine Awards someone Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi, but I think the
did ask me if I was interested in acting. If the person who inspires me more than anyone else is
right kind of offer came along I would be game my mother. She is the one who got me to enter the
for it. I am a lot more familiar with Bollywood beauty contest in my hometown. She has always
after doing the awards ceremony, which was quite supported me. Everything I am today, I owe it
a spectacle. I think Aishwarya Rai Bachchan is to her. So guys if you like my pictures thank my
simply gorgeous. mom!
What do you consider your greatest
achievement till date? vitals
I did win a certain bikini contest, probably the
biggest in the world, but I don’t want to rest on Bust 34
my laurels. I think my greatest achievement is Waist 26
Hips 36
Birthplace Sao Paulo,
Brazil
Birth date 14/01/1987
Height 6 ft.
Weight 65 kg.
Website
www.fernandaferrari.com
I did win
a certain bikini contest,
but I don’t want to rest
on my laurels.

62. You have a lot of runway Have you ever been stalked by
experiences. What’s the most a fan? How do you tackle such
embarrassing thing to happen obsessive types?
to you on stage? I have never had to deal with an actual
I was participating in New York Fashion stalker. But as far as real fans are
Week when one of my boobs popped concerned, I am very appreciative of
out as I was turning and I didn’t even them. Obsessive is a relative term. If
notice. It was definitely embarrassing, my fans like me a lot, I would prefer to
but I can take solace from the fact that take that as a compliment. My page on
such incidents have happened with MySpace is full of lavish compliments
other models as well. from scores of fans. Check it out.
What’s your sexiest feature?
I think that depends on whether you
are a breast man, a legs man or an
ass man. I have all three. As far as my
own opinion is concerned, my sexiest
feature could be my overall figure and
more specifically my butt, which is
quite shapely.
You mention that people love
your body, have you always had
such a great body?
When I was younger, I used to be very
tall and skinny, so boys used to taunt
me with names like “Olívia Palito”
which is Portuguese for Olive Oyl, the
wife of Popeye in the famous cartoon.
But when my figure filled up, the same
boys became extra courteous and they
started begging me for a date. After
I had won my city’s beauty pageant I
became quite popular. People started
calling me “The Miss.” At my home in
Brazil I still am “Miss” to those who
know me.
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63. FernandaFerrari
My sexiest
feature
could be my
overall figure and
more specifically
my butt,
which is quite
shapely.

64. FernandaFerrari What’s the weirdest email or message
you ever received from a fan?
I can’t think of anything in particular. If a message
or email is too weird for me then I’ll just delete it.
Also it’s not humanly possible for me to read every
message because I get so many of them.
Describe your ideal man?
I like guys who are rugged and strong. Someone
like Akshay Kumar, who I think is simply delicious.
Which Hollywood star would you love to
share a steamy scene with?
I would go for George Clooney. I am a sucker for
older guys, though I am still quite young, and so
most guys are older than me!
Tell us about the most seductive line
any man has ever said to you?
I get quizzed about my marriage plans all too
often. But such proposals don’t work with me!
In my opinion what a man doesn’t say is possibly
more seductive. To be really effective a man
should be able to communicate through subtle
gestures. Guys who talk too much turn out to be
just that - all talk and no substance.
At 6 feet tall you’re taller than the
average Indian. Would you ever date a
guy shorter than you?
I think if you asked any fashion model they would
probably say that they are used to dating guys who
are shorter than them. It is quite normal to date
shorter guys. In fact, all my boyfriends have been
shorter, especially when I wear high heels, then
I am really tall, but I tend to wear those only on
special occasions.
I think
Akshay Kumar
is an ideal man.
Photo courtesy of James Shubinski

65. Do you consider yourself to be a party
animal?
I don’t go to that many parties, unless it’s work
related. I don’t drink alcohol, so all I do at parties
is dance.
You’ve traveled a lot. What’s your
favorite place to get romantic and
relax?
When I think of romance and relaxation, the
flamboyant beaches of Brazil always come to
my mind. The pace of life is very relaxed at the
Brazilian beaches - just the kind of place to make
romance blossom.
Have you been to India?
In Asia, I have been to Singapore, Hong Kong,
Mongolia, Taiwan and I will be going to Dubai soon,
but somehow I have not been able to visit India
yet. Once I was offered a job to shoot for a film
that would have had me traveling through India’s
most scenic spots, but I missed out on that offer
as I was already booked.
If you were to create a headline about
your sexual behavior what would it say?
Hot Italian Passion meets Latin Fire - I may be
quite demure on the outside, but underneath I am
as passionate and as hot as my heritage would
suggest. n

66. FernandaFerrari

67. I may be quite demure on
the outside, but
underneath I am as
passionate and as hot
as my heritage would
suggest.

68. Gallardo LP560-4
The vehicle is extremely wide and bonded to the road
surface, so it does not matter how fast you drive, the
Gallardo will always keep its balance.
B
urning with a desire to feast your eyes on the most stunning piece of luxury on wheels, then check out the
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The vehicle is extremely wide and bonded to the road surface, so it
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positioned front spoiler between them, impart the car with a kind
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The interior fulfills the promise of luxury and comfort. The sports
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and the gear-stick surrounds are built from carbon fibre. Gallardo
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69. allows you enough room to individualize the interior
by opting for different colors and designs. There
is a wide middle console that accommodates the
versatile Lamborghini multimedia system as well
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70. Suzuki
ConCept
Kizashi 3
W
hen you reflect on a dynamic athlete in motion, your mind gets filled with
the imagery of a strong honed physique capable performing marvelous feats
of endurance. Now try to translate that imagery into the field of cars. That
would be exactly the kind of impression that Suzuki’s Concept Kizashi 3, with
its perfect shape and superb performance, will make. Kizashi in Japanese
means prelude. How accurate the name is! The moment you set your eyes on this great looking
car, you realize that the Kizashi 3 is a prelude to a futuristic way of traveling. It is so far ahead of
competition.
The vehicle’s immaculately engineered body evokes a feeling of capability, refinement, as
well as raw power that flows from a 3.6-liter DOHC V6 engine with plated cylinders. There is
absolutely no attempt to hide the vehicle’s power; the hood and the body are designed with a kind
of menacing appeal that is quintessentially macho. Measuring in at 183.1 inches in length, 74.8
inches in width, 57.1 inches in height and with a wheelbase length of 110.2 inches, Kizashi falls in
the category of a large vehicle.
The body, finished in monochrome and sparkling with metallic paint, Kizashi Silver, imparts the
vehicle a sense of composure and depth of character; if anything, this is the kind of sex appeal that
makes both men and women stare in awe. Furnished with plush leather, top-notch accessories
and a state of the art audio system, this concept car turns out to be as perfect in its interior as its
exterior. In India, Suzuki is famous for its Maruti brand of cars, but the future will always belong
to cars such as Kizashi 3.
The body is
finished in
monochrome and
sparkling
Kizashi Silver
metallic paint.
Price - TBA

71. Capable of scorching the tarmac at 150 mph (240 km/h)
and extreme cornering.
Yamaha
T
he 599cc Thundercat stands and rides
with an aggressive posture that clearly
makes it fall in the category of an alpha
macho sports bike. It is comfortable
to ride and it looks and sounds great.
In other words, this is the kind of bike
that you need to take care of all your transportation
needs. Powered by an inline 4 cylinder engine and
90 bhp (67 kW) the bike is best suited not just for
long rides across windy highways, but also for inner
city travel. Even though it weighs a hefty 417 lb
(189 kg), it is still capable of scorching the tarmac
at 150 mph (240 km/h) and of extreme cornering.
The large one piece seat is ergonomically shaped
to let you ride for longer periods without being
plagued by pain in your back or neck. The frame,
made out of steel, makes the bike rather sturdy.
Suspension is fully adjustable and for braking
there is the state-of-the-art Sumitomo One that
is extremely effective, whether on racetracks or
on ordinary roads. If you really want to go in for a
proverbial ‘All-Rounder’ then this Yamaha YZF-R6
Thundercat is very much it. Comfy, fast, reliable,
economical and really nice looking, we’re getting
goose bumps just thinking about it.
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Price - Rs. 4 lakhs
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72. The artificial intelligence in TNA Impact
is advanced enough to allow you to choose
your wrestling style, customize your moves
and decide what kind of clothing you prefer
the ultimate champion to wear. But the
best aspect of the game lies in the fact
that it features some of the topmost TNA
superstars. If you have ever had the fantasy
to get into the ring with superstars like Kurt
Angle, Jeff Jarrett, Rhino, Samoa Joe, AJ
Styles, Sting, Christian Cage and Abyss then
this game is a dream come true.
Price - Rs. 2,400
A frenetic style, a quick pace and a series of high-flying moves make it
seem as if you are actually in the ring wrestling for your life against
a fearsome foe. Of course, this is only a video game, but the bedlam
is so excitingly real. Wrestlers can jump up and try to crush their
opponents, they can fly and hit from the side with a resounding impact.
There is just so much of heated action going around that you hardly
have time to breathe. All you can do is keep playing your best game as
it skyrockets towards an adrenalin pumping high.
choose which Nintendo characters
they wish to race as. Best thing is
that you can even play as yourself.
Imagine the delight of racing in
an unpredictable cartoon world
as Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi,
Donkey Kong, Wario, Bowser,
Toad, and a host of other
W hen you have an
obsession with speed
then you have no alternative except to
viciously random cruel
streak. But beneath
the veil of bedlam there
new faces including your
own! Pick up an avatar
and let the battle to win
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keep searching for every inch of space lies a deep, precise, and Mushroom Kingdom’s
on the track so that you can go faster technically rewarding most prestigious racing
and faster. That is the kind of thrill that racing game that you can
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cup begin in earnest. Plenty of
Mario Kart packs amidst its classic afford to play for hours without power-ups and oodles of objects for
confusion and slapstick chaos. Intense, even a whiff of ennui ever touching players to slow down other drivers only
addictive and powerfully exhilarating, you. add to the excitement.
this game has all but perfected the art Like in most Mario games, in Mario
of blending cartoon foolishness with a Kart players too enjoy the freedom to Price - Rs. 2,000

73. D eveloped in collaboration with
master film director Steven
Spielberg, Boom Blox, is all geared
most entertaining. The best thing about
the game is that it allows players to
remix any level in Create mode using
to bring you a unique fun-filled family props, blocks, or characters that have
game. The game basically consists of a been unlocked during the game. It is
series of puzzles that allow the players also possible for you to build anything
to throw objects at towers made of that is straight out of the realms of
blocks. The ultimate goal is to send your imagination. The really visceral
these towers crumbling. It may sound game play turns out to be perfectly
easy, but once you start playing, you suited for the Wii’s interactive motion-
find that the game is quite complex sensitive controls.
and there are over three hundred
levels that you can conquer. An
easy to use game editor is just the
right recipe to inspire your creative
juices to flow in torrents.
There are brain-twisting
challenges galore.
You interact
with amusing
characters such
as the block-laying
chickens or baseball-
throwing monkeys
prancing across four
themed environments.
In fact, there are more
Price - Rs. 2,000 than 30 characters
amongst which Tiki, Medieval, Frontier,
and Haunted could rank amongst the
MAss EffEct
A stellar presentation and fantastic special effects make Mass Effect
one of the best galactic adventures in the market today. Definitely
the kind of game that will have players pining for more. It does not even
matter if you are a less experienced player or a longtime gamer, Mass Effect
deftly combines accessibility and challenge, all wrapped up in a package
that’s both deep and addictive. You play as Captain Shepard and your job is
to indulge in all kinds of nail biting adventures till you manage to save the
galaxy from imminent destruction.
The universe is full of a variety of colorful species; some of them are
good while others are highly malevolent. As the compelling storyline rushes
towards a rocking climax, Captain Shepard has to tackle the treacherous
enemies on whom he must unleash savage vengeance. But there are heroic
allies to help him accomplish his mission. The artificial intelligence in the
game is fairly advanced and all the decisions you make while playing as
Captain Shepard has strong bearing on the outcome of the game itself. If
you are playing as a female, then some characters will deliver a different
dialogue.
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Audio is also excellent, thanks largely to the top-notch soundtrack
that incorporates voices from Hollywood actors such as Seth Green, Marina
Sirtis, Lance Henriksen and Keith David. If you are familiar with the seminal
game, BioWare’s Star Wars, then the action packed progression of Mass
Effect will probably seem quite familiar to you.
Price - Rs. 2,400
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74. B ased on the legendary MMOs EverQuest® (EQ) and
EverQuest® II (EQII), the Legends of Norrath has always
enjoyed an immense fan following, and the advent of graphic rich
Inquisitor is only going to add to its popularity. The game packs
avant-garde excitement with stunning new card art, fresh loot and
fierce new enemy encounters. It is easy for players to get wooed
by fascinating characters like Monks, Enchanters, Inquisitors and
Bards. You can build your best deck and test your skills in monthly
Championship Qualifier Tournaments that dole out prizes ranging
up to $1,500.
With the new version you will still be able to experience all the
previous features of Legend of Norrath. The 4 primary Archetypes
of cards: Priest, Mage, Fighter, and Scout are there and each
Archetype continues to have the ability to create a deck along a
Light, Shadow or Neutral path. Where the Inquisitor scores is by
adding 250 astonishingly beautiful cards and more than 20 new
loot items each for EQ and EQII. The result is that the new version
of Legends of Norrath has now become wholly reinforced as a
complete online card gaming experience, where it can feature
numerous casual and tournament game lobbies with three exciting
tournament formats.
Price - TBA
A n adventure on high seas means an encounter with a ship full
of swashbuckling pirates. Canon fire spewing from the portals
of mighty ships, swords and cutlasses flying through the air as
people fight for their lives, and to top it all there is the search for
hidden treasure! Pirates of the Revolution is a game that promises
adrenalin pumping excitement and stands out by introducing new
and powerful Spanish, English, French and pirate ships along with
colorful heroes and villains.
In fact, there are as many as 65 different ships in the fray, each
ship populated with its own cast of crews. There are 14 different
treasures that you can find and five different forts that you have to
capture. The weapons are explosive and it is possible for you to set
fire to rival ships. You can even use mythical weapons such as the
Neptune’s trident to send your opponents into a bottomless abyss.
Destruction is not the only thing you can do, you can
also get creative by building your own ships.
But the best aspect of the game lies in
surprising your unsuspecting opponents
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with powerful new tools such as Divers,
Foul Winds and the ever-popular
Mermaids. Characters from history
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mingle with the most abject villains ever
to sail the seas, including the famous
American John Paul Jones. Developed by
Sony Online Entertainment.
Price - TBA

75. SimCity Societies Destinations
visitors enjoy. There is an enhanced
map generator, through which players
can identify each city’s opportunity for
diversion and the city can capitalize on
M ost video games are about destroying
rather than creating. They are
replete with marauding monsters, blazing
and nightclubs, there is so much you can
develop in this game.
SimCity Societies Destinations is packed
that draw.
There is enough room for psychological
power play in this game as well. You can
guns, martial art fights and all kinds of with tools that you may need to get
get your Sims to challenge authority and
mayhem. Simcity Societies Destinations your lust for creation into overdrive.
experiment with what happens when
stands out by offering a different kind of The thrill and excitement is all yours as
citizens flagrantly disobey power. Sounds
entertainment, one that appeals to your skyscrapers start rising up from empty
like India!. After all, who doesn’t want to
creative instincts. In this game you can land. Roads and superhighways get
disobey pesky orders from the powerful
create an entire city, instead of blowing built and traffic starts flowing smoothly
elite?
up one. From sprawling theme parks and on them. Factories come up and so do
tropical beach resorts to lavish casinos myriad attractions and amenities that Price - Rs.1,200
G etting into the nitty-gritty of evolution can
be more exciting than you might have ever
imagined, especially if you are able to build
an entire civilization in a matter of hours. And
what about building an entire galaxy or the
universe itself? If you have ever caught yourself the ocean and evolve into land-based creatures.
yearning for the almighty powers of God, then Are they going to be carnivore or herbivore!
Spore presents an entertaining opportunity Will they be social or independent! You get to
to experience the thrilling zeitgeist of being decide that. Then many of the creatures develop
omnipotent. intelligence to form mutually dependent societies.
Your odyssey begins at the dawn of life, when You provide them with tools with which they can
the Earth is replete with sub-microbial be creative. You watch with joy as your creatures
creatures that are struggling to survive. develop the intelligence and the tact to build entire
You help these creatures evolve into cities and nations.
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more advanced beings, but that leads But with the planet broken up into different nations
to an exciting struggle for survival with can war be far behind? Of course not. Your goal is
other advanced creatures that other to annihilate the rebellious nations and unite the
players may create. There is survival planet under a singe government of your choice.
of the fittest at the most microscopic Filled with excellent graphics and an artificial
level, with the players wielding the intelligence that is far ahead of its time, Spore is a
power to tilt the verdict in favor of their game of such massive scope that you will want to
preferred creatures. keep playing it.
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Inevitably the creatures emerge from

76. T his game rocks, quite literally. If you have ever harbored a secret desire to be a
mesmerizing guitarist and a pop idol, here is your chance to have your fantasy
fulfilled within the realms of a video game. Guitar Hero III enables you to strum your
way through all kinds of venues - from hole-in-the-wall bars to sold-out stadiums.
And if you opt to play in the new multi-player action inspired battle mode, then you get
transported into a world of exciting rock venues, where you can even compete for the
title of the world’s most legendary rock star.
The best part of the game comes from the incorporation of new song tracks. It is now
possible for you to download content from multiple platforms. Some of the featured
hits include all time favorites like- Rock And Roll All Night (as made famous by Kiss)
School’s Out (by Alice Cooper) Cult of Personality (by Living Colour) Barracuda (by
Heart). All you need now is to find some groupies! Just don’t wake the parents.

77. NEW enTerTaInMenT
RELEASES
Cast: Arshad Warsi, Diya Mirza, Irfan Khan, Rajpal Yadav, Suresh
Menon, Rajat Kapoor, Zakir Hussain, Juhi Chawla
Director: Jaideep Sen
Producer: Rakesh Roshan
Music: Rajesh Roshan
Lyrics: Javed Akhtar
O
ne thing is for sure, after seeing this movie, you are going
to emerge from the theatre with a big smile on your face.
The movie is a laugh out loud comedy. The film is about four
crazy guys who are being treated by an extra-sensitive doctor by the
name of Sonali (Juhi Chawla). The four crazy guys happen to be Irrfan
Khan, Arshad Warsi, Suresh Menon, and our personal favorite Rajpal
Yadav, who manages to make us laugh in every movie he acts in.
There is no end to the ways by which a man can prove that he is
crazy. So you can expect the protagonists of Krazzy 4 to display
unique idiosyncrasies. There is Raja (Arshad Warsi) who is very short
tempered. Dabboo (Suresh Menon) can hear and understand but
doesn’t talk even though he can. Gangadhar (Rajpal Yadav) believes he
krazzy4
is a freedom fighter from Gandhi’s time. Then there is the inimitable
Dr. Mukharjee (Irfan Khan) who is always losing himself one way or
the other.
Additional entertainment value comes from stylish item numbers by
Hrithik Roshan, Shahrukh Khan and Rakhi Sawant.
DVDs of the Month
over her dead body Flight oF the living
Starring: Eva Longoria Parker, Paul Rudd, Lake Bell, DeaD, outbreak
Lindsay Sloane, Stephen Root
Director: Jeff Lowell on a Plane
T his movie has all the ingredients for a romantic comedy
(read chick flick) so it’s best viewed with a girlfriend or
wife. Paul Rudd plays the role of the inimitable Henry who is a
Starring: David Chisum,
Kristen Kerr
Director: Scott Thomas
bumbling veterinarian and deeply in love with his bossy fiancée
Kate (Eva Longoria). The movie takes off when they get married
and are preparing for a gala reception to which all their friends
and relatives are invited. Kate is busy delivering orders to a team
D ead can be more interesting
than the living, especially if it is
a Hollywood film. The corpses are
of caterers, when the angel ice sculpture arrives without wings. back and they are ravenous for a
But Kate won’t tolerate such a transgression, she picks up a huge mouthful of meat. Flight of the Living
fight with the sculptor and in the ensuing commotion the heavy Dead: Outbreak on a Plane turns out
ice maiden falls on her sending her on a non-stop journey to to be yet another rendition of the
heaven. famous living dead genre that enjoys
Henry is devastated by her death, but the best thing is that even cult following around the world. This
in his devastation he manages to conjure enough lighthearted time the corpses come to life inside
moments that will keep you laughing all a plane during mid-flight which gives no one the option to run. The
the way. He refuses to see any other passengers have to fight or die.
woman, as he can’t bear the thought A routine flight between Los Angles and Paris turns into a nightmare
of betraying Kate’s memory. An year due to the doings of a renegade group of scientists who smuggle
passes by, before his concerned sister abroad a corpse infected with a genetically engineered virus capable
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arranges for a psychic called Ashley to of reanimating the dead. In mid-flight the aircraft encounters massive
tell him that Kate would have wanted turbulence and in the ensuing commotion the dead body gets released
him to date other women and move from the cargo hold. The living corpse that gets released attacks others
forward. One thing leads to next and in the plane creating many more zombies.
it ends with the psychic (Lake Bell) The uninfected passengers and crew must fight for their survival aboard
falling in love with Henry. But Kate is the plane. To make matters worse the zombies have superhuman
watching from heaven and she is not abilities. They can sprint and leap over long distances and are very
prepared to let Henry be seduced. Her durable; in fact, in one thrilling sequence a zombie manages to survive
ghost arrives to wreck havoc on Ashley despite being thrown into the plane’s engine. Talk about a flight from
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and that’s when the real fun begins. hell! Better fly Kingfisher next time.

78. St. James’s Club
N
estled amidst pristine landscape of a 100-acre
peninsula, which is gently lashed by waves
of a deep cerulean sea, the St. James’s Club is
Antigua’s prime holiday destination. If you are
looking forward to spend time in a place that is
truly sophisticated and majestic, this is where you
have to be. The property boasts of many superbly
landscaped tropical gardens, and it has two beautiful white-sand
beaches and four spectacular pools. But all that is in addition to the
whole array of lovely accommodations, opportunities for fine dining, a
proficient staff to look after your every need, and last but not the least,
a casino that ranks amongst the best in the Caribbean.
In keeping with its general theme of ultra sophistication, the casino
at St. James’s Club is designed for a more intimate kind of gaming.
The garrulous and flamboyant kind of casino experience, which is
the hallmark of Las Vegas, is simply not what this place is all about.
Conveniently located at the south of the island of Antigua, the casino
out here is classically European in design and is quiet, rather than noisy.
Despite the general ambiance of regal grandeur, the mood is absolutely
lighthearted and playful. American roulette, blackjack, Caribbean poker
and slot machines of different types are some of the games that can be
played.
If you happen to be a celebrity buff, it would make sense for you to
try your luck at the St. James’s Casino. In case you were to get lucky you
might win a bagful of cash and as an added benefit catch a glimpse of a
celebrity or two. Best of all, you might even be able to play with them.
Some of the hottest names in sports, entertainment, politics, media and
royalty happen to be regular patrons of this place. Another exceptional
feature is that the casino out here comes with a range of health club
benefits. Even as you get entertained at the roulette, blackjack or poker
games, you can pay attention to your health as well.
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79. Antigua’s prime holiday
destination, the property
boasts of many superbly
landscaped tropical gardens,
and it has two beautiful
white-sand beaches and four
spectacular pools.
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80. Accommodation Restaurants and Bars
A sociable club like St. James’s Club hosts a whole range of
ambiance prevails restaurants that you can choose from. But before
wherever you go in St. you decide to visit any restaurant, it is always
James’s Club. If you better to inquire about the dress code that they
choose to stay in the Club follow. Most of them follow a simple dress code
Rooms then you will find that requests their guests to wear their shoes and
yourself in a spacious have their bathing suits covered. But it is possible
living environment to have different code for different occasions and
furnished with for different times of the day. Post 6.30 PM guests
excellent beds, combination are requested to wear slacks (no shorts or jeans)
bathrooms (tub/shower), commodious vanities, and collared shirts in short or long sleeves (no t-
dual basins, and sliding-glass doors that open onto shirts or tank tops). Female guests are advised to
private balconies or patios. Then there are the wear dresses, skirts, slacks, culottes, or tailored
premium rooms that are even Bermuda-length shorts (no “short shorts”, cutoffs,
more spacious and their private or jeans).
To really savor the joy balcony offers an unforgettable The most popular restaurant at the club happens
of staying here, you view of the sea. Those who
happen to fall in the category of
to be the Rainbow Garden. Set amidst the resort’s
tropical gardens, its spacious dining room opens
have to book yourself beach hounds will love staying
in the pricey private in beachfront rooms. These
villas, each of which spacious guestrooms feature
is developed to exude an airy floor plan and are all
the charms of an ultra equipped with a private balcony
luxurious residence or terrace only steps away from
the famous Coco Beach.
that is quintessentially But to really savor the joy of
palatial. staying here, you have to book
yourself in the pricey private
villas, each of which is developed
to exude the charms of an ultra luxurious residence
that is quintessentially palatial. Each villa has two
regally appointed bedrooms, plush living area,
lavish bathrooms and a
porch that is geared to
let your eyes bask in the
most pristine view of the
surrounding landscape.
It is possible for you to
see the yachts that keep
coming and going from
the nearby harbor and
that only adds to the
glamour. These villas
are a particular hit with out onto a terrace that overlooks a delightfully
honeymooning couples, appointed pool. Every Monday this restaurant
primarily because of the hosts live calypso music. Another restaurant that
definitive privacy that offers excellent alfresco settings, right on the
they offer. So, if you’re edge of tranquil Mamora Bay happens to go by
looking to vacation the name of The Docksider. Traditionally it opens
with someone special only after dark and offers grilled favorites such as
this is the place to park fish kebabs and sirloin steaks. Specialty dishes like
yourself. freshly caught lobster and prime beef tenderloin
are also hot favorites with diners.
Then there is the inimitable Piccolo Mondo

81. the coastline beckon you to indulge in all kinds
of water sports. Snorkeling, windsurfing and
kayaking, are just some of the
non-motorized ways by which
you can imbibe your dose of Snorkeling,
adrenalin pumping thrill. Or you
may decide to go in for activities
windsurfing and
like yachting, deep-sea fishing and kayaking, are just
motorboat racing. In fact, fishing some of the non-
expeditions organized by the St. motorized ways
James’s Club are known to have by which you
yielded anything from mahi mahi
can imbibe your
to an occasional marlin.
For land buffs there are six
dose of adrenalin
tennis courts on which to sweat pumping thrill.
it out. The body shop gym proves
to be a good place to make you
lose some extra flab. If you are an avid golfer
then you are going to love playing at the Jolly
Harboured Golf Club and the Cedar Valley Golf
Club, both of which are about a 35-minutes
that is famous for the fine dining experience drive away and are 18 hole courses. But the
that it offers. Its sequestered hillside setting best thing about this place could be the nifty
is definitely a part of its charm and so is the wedding chapel that is famous for being the
creative Caribbean cuisine that it serves. Out venue for many celebrity couplings. Clearly this
here you can hope to regale your palate with is the place to get married in style. All you have
some deep-fried calamari, fresh lobster and to do is decide on the date and be present with
grilled beef tenderloin. For more informal dining your sweetheart. Just leave it to the club to take
the Coco restaurant that overlooks palm fringed care of all the arrangements.
Atlantic shoreline comes as a good choice. The It is quite fitting that St. James’s Club is called
Garden Patio restaurant is primarily for those Antigua’s most glamorized address. This is the
who are seeking to savor their coffee or tea. kind of style that is seldom overbearing and is
When it comes to bars, St. James offers most quintessentially regal in its sophisticated
an array of choices. There is the Reef Deck settings and its immaculate entertainment. This
Bar located by the main pool. There is also clearly is the place where you can relish the
Jacaranda Lounge. If you are looking forward joys of living like a king! n
to get adventurous then you must give the
Sundowners at Mamora Beach Bar a try. The St. James’s Club & Villas
Coco Bay Bar is built in more racy settings and www.StJamesClubAntigua.com
it serves a delectable variety of food and
drinks. An added advantage of these bars
is that they are the kind of venues where
you can expect to meet the top echelon
of celebrities. You never know, but it is
possible that on a particular night the
guest at table next to you might turn out
to be your favorite movie star. Such an
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encounter is just one of the many things
that can make your trip unforgettable.
Activities and recreations
There is just so much enjoyment that
you can have in this 100-acre spread
of St. James’s Club. The aquamarine
waters of the peaceful seas that skirt
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82. Poker
TournamenTs
What is a l You don’t win any money there is only one left.
tournament? unless you “place” in the top
A tournament is just like any prize positions. Each tournament l Tournaments have a buy-in
normal poker game with some will list out what positions get and an entry fee. In a normal
distinct differences. paid. This varies depending on poker game, there are usually
TournamenTs
the type of tournament and the a minimum and maximum buy
have a buy-in
l First, the goal is to win number of players. in amount. The buy-in is the
and an enTry
everyone’s chips and the tournament prize pool, and
fee. in a tournament does not stop until l Everyone starts with the same the entry fee is the “casino” or
normal poker someone does so. amount of chips. This is usually “host” fee. For example, if you
game, There $1,000 to $1,500 in chips. see a tournament with a $5.00
are usually a l You can win a LOT of money + $.50 buy in, $5.00 will go
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minimum and for a small initial buy-in. How l The blinds in a tournament to the tournament prize pool
maximum buy much you ask? Well that change. When playing at a and $.50 will go to the “casino”
in amounT. depends on the tournament. It normal poker game, the blinds or online host organizing the
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can be in the tens of thousands are constant. No matter how tournament. The average fee the
though. Once all players are long you play, the blinds stay host takes is usually 10% of the
registered, the pay off amounts the same. In tournaments, the prize pool fee.
are usually listed somewhere blinds increase to force action
within the games. which eliminates players until l A tournament can be played

83. on a single table or multiple tables at one hours.
time. You will only play on one table at a 6. Freerolls aren’t the best place to test
time, but if there are more than 10 players your skills as much as they test your luck.
in the tournament they will be playing at the When people play in a FREE tournament,
same time on other tables. You may even be they tend to play recklessly, but it’s free, so
moved at random to another table as more go out there and have some fun!
players lose all their chips. 7. Some freerolls pay out entries to bigger
tournaments! More on that later.
l The great thing about tournaments? For a
small buy-in, you can win a LOT of money, GUaranteeD
but you can only lose your initial buy-in. Try tournaments
doing that in a normal poker game! Also, if These tournaments are usually multi table
you lose a big hand, you still have a chance tournaments with a GUARANTEED prize
to win your chips back. In a real poker pool.
game, when you lose chips, you lose real 1. Prize pool is guaranteed to be a set The greaT Thing abouT
money immediately. MINIMUM amount. Ex. $500 Guaranteed TournamenTs? for a
Tourney means the prize pool will be a small buy-in, you can
minimum of $500.
win a loT of money, buT
types of tournaments 2. These tournaments vary in their buy-in
you can only lose your
Okay, now that we have a good idea of what structure, but can be as low as $1.00 +
iniTial buy-in. Try doing
tournaments are, lets look at the various type $.10
of tournaments and what might be the best 3. They usually have a minimum of 50 ThaT in a normal poker
for you to play in. We’ll start with the least players in order for the tournament to start game! also, if you lose a
complicated type and work our way up. and a maximum of 1000 players big hand, you sTill have
4. The number of players depends on the a chance To win your
sit-n-Go tournaments number of entries chips back.
A sit-n-go tournament is the type of 5. These tournaments vary in amount of
tournament where you sit down at the table time due to the random number of entries
with a small number of players and play 6. Re-buys are usually not allowed the lower buy-in amounts. Ex. a $500
until one person has all the chips. 7. These are usually the best tournaments guaranteed tournament pays $150 for first
1. These are ONE table tournaments. to buy into. Why? Well the prize pool place which is a great pay-off for a $2.00 +
2. Usually the top 2 positions pay for is guaranteed for one. If 50 people buy $.20 entry fee.
6 player tournaments and top 3 for 10 into a $2.00 + $.20 $500 guaranteed
player. tournament, the prize pool entries will only FreeZeoUt tournaments
3. These are usually quick games lasting add up to $100. The host will be responsible These are tournaments which do not allow
no longer than 30-45 minutes. for the other $400 in the prize pool. re-buys or add-ons. Basically, you can only
4. They are a great way to test your skills 8. With fewer players in the game, your play with the chips you started with and are
and win decent money for as little as $1.00 chances are much better to win a bigger out of the tournament when you lose them
+ $.10 buy in. pay-off! Great for players of all levels for all.
FreeroLL tournaments
These are a bit more complicated, but
they’re free, so it’s worth trying them out
and learning the different nuances about
them.
1. Freerolls are almost always multi table
tournaments.
2. Freerolls that do not require a coupon
to play usually have between 500-2000
players.
3. Of course they are free to enter, if you
are lucky enough to register in time.
4. Some freerolls require a coupon to play.
Usually if the freeroll prize pool is about
$500 or more. You win coupons by playing
“raked” hands.
5. These can be long games lasting 2-4

84. re-BUy / aDD-on
tournaments
A re-buy is an opportunity to
buy additional chips. You are
only allowed to buy the initial
amount of chips you started
the tournament with, which is
around $1,000 - $1,500. This
is only allowed when you’ve
lost all your chips. Instead of
an add-on is being out of the tournament
The same as a permanently, you can “re-buy”
re-buy, buT can and start again with your initial
amount of chips.
occur while you
An Add-on is the same as a re-
sTill have chips.
buy, but can occur while you still
add-ons will have chips. Add-ons will only
only bring you up bring you up to the maximum
To The maximum chip amount you started with.
chip amounT you For example, if you started with
sTarTed wiTh. $1,000 in chips, and were
down to $200, and add-ons
were allowed, you could pay
the tournament entry fee again
and be brought up to $1,000 in
chips, but nothing more.
1. The cost of the re-buy is the been running. Usually re-buys this option which adds more to
same amount you paid to start are not allowed after an hour. the prize pool.
the tournament. 4. Expect to see players playing
2. Some tournaments allow recklessly though since they sateLLite
you a single re-buy or multiple know they can buy additional tournaments
re-buys. chips later. These types of tournaments don’t
3. The ability to re-buy during 5. Re-buy tournaments can pay any actual money. When you
a tournament is usually limited have big pay offs as many play in a satellite tournament,
by how long the tournament has players will take advantage of you are playing for an entry into
a larger tournament.
1. Satellites can be single or
multi table tournaments.
2. Entry fees can be free, as
small as $1.00 + $.10 or in
the hundreds of dollars.
3. The top positions that win
are given entries into a larger
more expensive tournament.
4. Satellites are a great way to
spend a small amount of money
to enter a tournament with a
much larger prize pool and entry
fee. n
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85. Calculating
Pot Odds
T
he concept of pot odds is easy This is a risk/reward ratio - if you risk
to learn and in my opinion is losing the bet, you need to have a big
one of the most important enough reward to make it affordable.
concepts of playing winning Pot odds can be used during different
poker, especially no limit situations, including calling bets or
Texas Hold’em. drawing to a straight or flush. For
It’s simply, the relationship, expressed as example, if you need to call $5 with
a ratio, between the size of the bet you are a 25% chance to win a hand, there
making or calling, and the number of bets in needs to be 4 or more times the size of
the pot. For example, if there is $12 in the your bet in the pot, or $20.
pot and you need to call a $3 bet, you are
getting 4:1 pot odds, expressed as 4:1. beFore The FLoP:
To have good enough pot odds, generally Especially when you are playing
you need to have better pot odds than your weaker hands trying to hit a flop, ex.
chance of winning the hand. So if you think suited connectors and small pairs, be
you only have a 20% chance to win the aware if the pot is big enough for you
hand, you should only play that hand if to take a flop and try to hit your hand.
there is 5 times your bet or more in the pot. To have good enough odds, generally
you need to have better pot odds than your bLUFFING:
chance of winning the hand. So if you think Pot odds must also be considered when
Drawing odds from a deck of you only have a 20% chance to win the bluffing. Over and over again I have seen
47 unseen cards hand, you should only play that hand if people bluff all-in to attempt to steal the
Outs 2 Cards to Come 1 Card to come there is 5 times your bet or more in the smaller blinds: an incredibly high risk for
20 67.5% 43.5% pot. a very small reward. The mathematical
19 65.0% 41.3% rule for bluffing is that THE POT ODDS
18 62.4% 39.1% aFTer The FLoP: MUST BE GREATER THAN THE ODDS
17 59.8% 37.0% This will mainly be applied when you OF SUCCESSFULLY PULLING OFF THE
16 57.0% 34.8% are drawing to a hand, but the same rule BLUFF.
15 54.1% 32.6% applies, you must have better pot odds For example, if you estimate the odds of
14 51.2% 30.4% then your chance of winning, so it will be bluffing and winning is 1 in 5, then there
14 51.2% 30.4% profitable in the long run if you hit. To apply must be more than 5 bets in the pot when
14 51.2% 30.4% this, you need to know how many outs you you attempt the bluff. This means that you
13 48.1% 28.3% have, and what percentage this gives you can bluff 1/10th the size of the pot and lose
12 45.0% 26.1% to win the hand. Below is a chart drawing 9 times, and you win in the long run if you
11 41.7% 23.9% odds from a deck of 47 unseen cards. win the 10th time. HOWEVER, be careful
10 38.4% 21.7% Good players will also use these when when playing against bad players, who are
9 35.0% 19.6% defending the best hand. When you are often “un-bluffable”. Make sure you consider
8 31.5% 17.4% playing with the best hand, especially that your chance of bluffing bad players is
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against loose players, you can put in a bet very small, and use this move scarcely.
7 27.8% 15.2%
that gives the player bad odds to call if you As you can see, pot odds can make
6 24.1% 13.0%
think he will play anyway, or if you want to you a winning player in many aspects of
5 20.4% 10.9%
just win the pot right away you can put an the game, and it is essential to always be
4 16.5% 8.7%
over-sized bet so it clearly becomes not an thinking about pot odds in the risk/reward
3 12.5% 6.5%
affordable price to draw. This is just one of game that is poker. n
2 8.4% 4.3%
the ways that you can tilt pot odds in your
1 4.3% 2.2%
favor. Courtesy of Poker.com
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86. the
Menace
of
Straydogs
By a n Jha
rchaeologists aver that the simply amazing. They can be the eyes for the
friendship between man and dog blind, give warning to the deaf that something
is over 15,000 years old. The reason needs their attention, and as police dogs they
why dogs have remained a man’s can sniff for drugs or even explosives.
best friend for all these years is quite But what about the dogs that are no one’s
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obvious - loyalty, unconditional pets and are forced to loiter on the streets as
love, and companionship. Your strays? The main problem with the stray dog
pet dog can make your life better population is that it is way too high. Every
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and healthier by convincing you Indian city or town has its share of stray dogs
to be more active. No matter how lazy you feel, that roam the streets barking and bullying the
you can’t afford to refuse when your loving pet hapless citizens. A spate of attacks in cities
walks up to you and starts begging to go for a like Bangalore has only increased their vicious
walk. The kind of service that dogs provide is reputation. When chilling pictures of small

87. The stray dogs
defecate on the
roads and on the
sidewalks spoiling
the ambiance of the
area and because
of their tendency
to scrounge around
garbage dumps
they contribute to
littering.
children mauled by stray dogs start
making headlines in the press, then even
the most avid dog lover is bound to cringe.
Something needs to be done. But what?
Moreover, whose fault is it that there are DISTURBING
so many strays in every Indian city and FACTS
town? running after passing vehicles. Two- l Approximately 40,000 to
wheeler drivers being chased by a 70,000 people die from rabies
Problem of Strays pack of dogs can prove particularly every year according to the
World Health Organization.
dangerous, as the driver tends to
The stray dogs are fairly territorial and accelerate in order to avoid being l Nearly 30,000 of these deaths
they are always ready to fight to protect bitten on his legs and he faces the occur in India.
their turf from other strays. When a newer risk of losing balance or crashing l 96% of rabies cases in India
are caused by stray dogs.
dog steps into a street that other dogs into something.
l Nearly 2.2 million people in
have their claim on, there ensues a very The danger gets vastly
India are bitten by animals
noisy altercation, which mostly entails exemplified when it is an airport’s
every year.
of lots of barking. At times such noisy runway that is infested with strays.
incidents happen during the nights and Such an unthinkable event has
disturb the residents. Many old people happened a number of times in
and kids find it difficult to sleep, but they India. On 28th March 2008, the takeoff of a Kingfisher flight had to be
are forced to put up with the discomfort. aborted when it collided against a stray dog that was loitering on the
The stray dogs defecate on the roads and runway. Fortunately the crew and 25 passengers were not hurt and
on the sidewalks spoiling the ambiance were immediately evacuated, but there was minor damage to the plane.
of the area and because of their tendency Later the company issued a statement saying, “The aircraft hit a dog
to scrounge around garbage dumps they on the runway during its take-off roll, causing the nose landing gear to
contribute to littering. collapse.” Even the airport in the nation’s capital is not safe from strays.
Children who are too small to defend Few months ago a rabid dog entered Delhi international airport and bit
themselves get frequently targeted by four people before it was captured after a three-hour chase.
packs of stray dogs. Sometimes such
attacks result in tragic deaths. Recently Who is responsible?
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there was a case in Bangalore where a
stray dog bit 20 people, 6 of whom were Almost everyone enjoys taking care of his pet dog, but feeding a stray
school children. In another such incident, may not make much sense. Many residents, on the pretext of being
at Hyderabad, last year, a stray dog compassionate to animals, start feeding stray dogs. But when it comes
managed to enter the campus of a Woman’s to taking responsibility for the behavior of their roadside pets, no one
College and bite 8 students. Even when comes forward. It hardly makes any sense to feed a creature whose
stray dogs are not biting people, they can behavior you can’t control. Then there are the plethora of illegal meat
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88. up, they perform a vanishing trick and
Sterilizing the stray reappear only when the municipal van has
dog population is a left. Sterilizing the stray dog population is
a partial answer, but it is a daunting, if not
partial answer, but it impossible task to sterilize our huge dog
is a daunting, if not population. According to one estimate,
impossible task to in South Bangalore alone, there are more
than 60 dogs for every square kilometer.
sterilize our huge dog Our municipal corporations simply don’t
population. According to have enough vaccines to sterilize that
one estimate, in South many dogs.
In Greece, hundreds of stray dogs were
Bangalore alone, there killed before Athens Olympics, because
are more than 60 dogs for authorities there feared that a sight of
every square kilometer. packs of dogs roaming the streets would
damage their efforts to use the Games
to show the world that their country
is modern and civilized. In UK local
authorities killed nearly 10,000 stray dogs
in 2003. According to Dogs Trust, UK’s
largest dog charity, an average of one dog
per hour gets put to sleep simply because
their owners cannot be traced or new
homes found for them. Ireland puts more
than 17,000 unwanted pets put to death
every year. Scotland kills only 800.
Maybe, it is time that we started
emulating the drastic measures that the
European nations are using to control
their stray population. In fact, a former
Mumbai Municipal Commissioner created
quite a stir when he said, “Stray dogs
must be killed as that is the world-wide
practice. That is how advanced countries
manage to control their stray population.”
But animal activists in India oppose that
type of a solution. Many animal activists
dumps or in vacant neighborhood plots that end up want housing societies in various cities to start taking
serving as a magnet for stray dogs. care of the strays. But taking care of a dog is a big
The meat shops can be prosecuted for throwing responsibility and it is also costly. Housing societies
their waste in public places, but there is no law to don’t have the motivation or the financial muscle to
stop compassionate residents from feeding the dogs. adopt the stray dog population.
In any case, the responsibility of dealing with stray In the end, there seems to be no alternative except
dog population lies with the municipal corporations. to put a sizable number of stray dogs to sleep. At
Till a few years back, stray dogs being put to death the same time we can also try putting money into
in large numbers were not unheard of in this country. sterilization and anti-rabies programs so that at least
But during the last few years there has been rise in few of the dogs can be saved. Many of the strays could
awareness about animal rights in India. Moreover, vanish from the streets if pet lovers came forward to
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in its 1994 judgment, the SC has clarified that killing adopt them. But these days most people prefer to go
stray dogs is not a solution to the problem. in for thoroughbred dogs only, so there is hardly any
home that the strays can call their own. The moot
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Are there any solutions? point is that we are a poor country, where countless
homeless children are forced to eke out a living by
So how do we deal with the problem? Put them in an begging on the streets. When we are not able to do
animal shelter? But it is not that easy to catch a stray enough for our children then how can we come to the
dog. When the corporation van arrives to pick them aid of our canine friends. n

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