3. you have seen the ufo
photos from the US
military, haven’t you?
They admit they are
real now.
4. Some of us
have know that
they have been
around for
millennia,
experimenting
on humanity.
5. They see
that humans
have become
trapped in
their own
faulty
models of
the reality.
But they
are worried
now, as they
have found that
their
manipulations
have made
humans too
smart in too
short a time.
7. The two of
them have
become angry
people of the
kind that
threatens the
survival of
earth.
…And to
Adam.
8. Eve owns the highly
popular green onion
chain of restaurants.
She is very rich.
Adam used to work as
a clerk at the green
onion before they
became friends and
got married.
9. Now Adam’s
masculinity feels
threatens as he hasn’t
done much to make the
company succeed.
Eve takes it out on his
sloppy behavior.
Why can’t you
clean up after
yourself!?
13. What they do not
know is that an alien
task force of
anthropologists and
reality distortion
programmers have
followed the lives
them and other
couples for a year.
Now their experiment
begins.
15. That night a stealth
space ship hovers over
their home and direct a
reality distortion beam
towards their separate
bedrooms.