1. 1
FADE IN:
INT. RESTURANT - NIGHT
A man and woman go out for a romantic meal for their
anniversary. The restaurant they go to is fairly average
with the waiters wearing cummerbunds and frilly shirts. The
room they are in is filled with the most extravagant look-a-
like of people with a giant “crystal” chandelier in the
middle of the ceiling. The couple are shown to their table,
seated and handed a menu.
The WAITER; with slick hair, square cheek bones and a
cheaply put on French accent approaches the couple sat at
the table.
WAITER
Are you both ready to order?
The couple simultaneously close the menus.
MAN
Yes thank you, I'll
be having the caviar.
The waiter then takes his menu.
WAITER
Thank you sir. And
what will the lady be
having this evening?
The lady looks and smiles at the waiter and hands the
waiter the menu.
WOMAN
I think I'll be
having the same
thank you.
The waiter then bows.
WAITER
Thank you, your meals
will be with you as soon
as they are ready. Enjoy
your evening.

2. 2
The waiter walks away with both menus tucked under his arm
towards the kitchen.
FADE OUT:
FADE IN:
The shot fades back in with the couple laughing over a
couple of glasses of champagne as the waiter approaches with
both their meals.
The waiter approaches the table with both hands full.
WAITER
For the lady we have
caviar and for the gentleman
we have the same.
The waiter places both meals in front of the couple and
takes a couple of steps back and bows.
WAITER
Have a pleasant evening.
The waiter turns his back and proceeds to walk away.
The waiter returns shortly with a chair, spoon and bowl. He
places the chair between the couple eating their meals and
sits down. He then leans back and takes a napkin from the
table behind him and tucks it in to his t-shirt collar.
Then, with his bare hands, picks up food from the couples
plates and dumps it in to the bowl he brought.
The couple, speechless, both look at each other then both
look at the waiter then back at each other then once again
back at the waiter.
The waiter, with a confused look and food on his face looks
up at the couple and sprays food over the table
WAITER
What . . .
my hands were clean.

3. 3
FADE OUT:
FADE IN:
EXT STREET - EVENING
TE is in the basket on the front of a bike being chased by
the police. The BOY who is riding the bike has his hood up
and there is a gang of other teenagers about the same age of
14 following him, riding their bikes as well.
BOY
Don't worry TE! I'll
get you to the
meeting spot safe,
just hold on!
TE
Home...
The teens are getting ever so closer to the end of the road
where road works are taking place.
Boy
TE we're running out
of road, what are we
going to do?! We can't
stop because they'll get
you and take you away!
TE
Teeeeeee Eeeeeee, Homeee....
TE then raises his finger to the sky and the tip of the
finger lights up and the bike then starts to hover.
Boy
ET! What are you doing!
TE
Home...
The bike then starts to fly off just before they crash into
the road works and the back wheel of the bike hits the sign
swerving the bike slightly.

4. 4
Boy
Oh my god TE,
Were flying!
TE
Home!
Boy
No, TE! Don't lean
forward you will fall!
TE
Home...
Boy
No TE no!
TE
TE going
hhhhhooommmmmmeeeeeeeee!
TE leans forward and falls out of the basket located on the
front of the bike.
FADE OUT:
FADE IN:
EXT STREET - DAY
It is a bright & sunny Tuesday morning and a MAN is walking
down the street talking to his FRIEND on his cellular Nokia
3310 phone.
MAN
Yeah, sounds like a plan!
FRIEND
OK great, what time
are you thinking?
The MAN stops, looks at his phone and thinks for a moment.
MAN
How does 6:00PM sound

5. 5
to you?
FRIEND
Yeah yeah pal that sounds great,
see you then!
The MAN then accidentally trips as he tries to put his phone
back in to his pocket but the phone ends up being launched
in to the air and slams against the ground. Not breaking the
phone but breaking a whole into the pavement.
The MAN, eyes wide, stares at the hole that his phone had
just created with shock.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN.
EXT. AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK - NIGHT
It is a beautiful night in Australia's outback desert and an
Australian farmer is casually minding his own business when
out of nowhere shoots out of the earth a Nokia 3310 cellular
phone!
FARMER
Crikey mate, Not another one!
I've got a pile goin' on 'ere!
He throws the phone onto a large pile of Nokia phones...
FADE OUT: