Moral of the story: Be careful what you wish for.

1. Mark Glatt
Part 6
Good Story About The
Worst Hero
Presents

2. So I’d Just Risked My Life And Almost Got Myself Killed
For Rescuing A Screaming College Student From A
Perverted Robber. My Reward Was Getting Stabbed In The
Chest. I Was Fortunate Enough For The Cop I’d Called
Pryor To My Fight.
He Rescued My By Holding The Bad
Guy Down With His Gun And Called The
Hospital To Send An Ambulance For Us
Right Before What Would Have Been
My Death. Because Of My Right To Not
Be Illegally Searched, I was treated at
the hospital without having
my mask
removed. There
Were No Insurance
Issues
Because The Robber Was
Caught,
Which Was My
Reward For Saving The Girl.

3. What Was I Thinking??
Did I Really Care So Little About My Life
That I Was Going To Throw It All Away?!

4. It Was Time To Make
Improvements In My Life
I Joined The School’s Wrestling Team As A
Participant And Not A Competitor…
It Was To Test My Social
Skills Amongst Other Peers
Got A Job at A Steel Factory
… Registered For Fighting Classes
At My School …
… Then Went Out To Buy My School Books …

5. I Am At The Bank With My Room Mate, Glen.
Are You
Kidding?? Have
You Seen The
Comics Lately??
Most Of Them
Are Pretty Damn
Boring!!
Did You See Those
Comic Books They Have
At The School Book
Store?? Our School
Book
Store
Comic
Books!!

6. For Decent Comic
Books To Be Written,
An Issue Most Have A
Joke Or An Action
Scene Happening Every
Few Pages!!
Oh No!
Look
Out!

7. I Didn’t Have My Mask On
And I Couldn’t Make It To A Phone Booth To Call The Police
All Of The Sudden, I Felt A Hand Over My Face
BANK

8. The Crowd Was Too Shocked To Do Anything
So The Robbers Figured That They Needed To
Take Someone Hostage To Get The Bankers
To Open The Vaults
None Of The
Citizens Move!!
The Bankers
Better Open The
Vaults
Or The Hostage
Gets It!!
And They Figured That Someone
Should Be Me

9. How Pathetic Is This??
I Thought I Would Die Doing
Something A Super Hero Would Do
I Thought I Would Die As The Impactor
Instead I May Die As A Victim
Instead I May Die Being
Somewhere
A Bad Hostage Would Be
I Thought I Would Die Doing
Something Super Duper Heroic
Instead I May Die As Dwight Scott

10. All Of The Sudden…
Look! A
Cloud Of
Smoke!
Oh No
!!!!

11. Look!
It’s Super
Ball!
And
Iro L7!

12. Fight Scene

13. The Bad Guys Got Their Butts Kicked And I
Got My Butt Saved
BANK
Who Were
Those Two
Super Heroes??
Where Did They
Come From??
Time To Get
Ready To Go To
The Party That
The Wrestling
Team’s
Throwing
Tonight

14. At The Party, I Managed To Fit In – Somehow….
Glenn Had To Leave Early
I Stayed Until I Was Sober Enough To Leave.
As Usual, I Did Not Get Laid.
WHOO!!
Dwight!!
Scott!!
Dwight
Scott!! All
Hail The
New Mother
Friar!!

15. That Is The Reason Why I Joined The Wrestling Team.
I Was Anti Social And Had To Redeem Myself From Boy Scouts
Over Time, I Learned How To Fit In From Studying Sociology
(That’s Why I Chose It As My Major)
Fortunately, I Managed To Fit In … Fortunately!!
I Was So…
Exhausted … … …

16. Going To Just Lie Down On This Bench For A Little While …

17. (Psychedelic Dream Scene)

18. Come On.
You’re Going
Home!!
Who Is This
Girl??
And Where Is
She Taking
Me??