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20130926 Happy Birthday to Austin
1.
Happy Birthday to
Austin 2013 Sep26 Dad / Evan Hsu
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Austin,你在哪裡?聽到請答有
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親愛的Austin 請容許把拔在此報告
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放心,絕對有畫面與真相
6.
有人說生日「逢五」「逢十」要加倍慶祝
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今天,是你出生滿五年了喔!
8.
不瞞你說,把拔原本希望生的是女兒 咳…… (請鄉民網友們看到這類句型結構,先別急著「已報警」啊)
9.
不知為何 你出生後,這個想法就拋諸腦後了
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其實,有個雞雞也不錯 (問我就知道:尿尿時,可以攻擊小便斗內的小蟲)
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都五年了,不止是你 大人們也學習了很多事情
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諸如~~
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洗澡
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換尿布
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餵食 (邊睡邊吃,有你的)
16.
原來,大部分的胎記會自然消失 2010 Feb23 2011
Aug4
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原來,小朋友也會沈思 (這些照片,充分顯示出現代都會人的孤寂感)
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以及:耳朵長太多毛,其實不用擔心
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嬰幼兒時期,比較特殊的還有
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挖鼻屎
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不好意思,上頁嚇到大家了
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同時挖兩個鼻孔仍可走路?
23.
不過有件事情,把拔惦記、感恩在心裡
24.
就是: 你完全不喝配方奶! (這種小孩哪裡去找啊)
25.
省了很多錢 (雖然,省下的錢,最後都還是離我而去……>_<)
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But! (有人說:人生的關鍵,就在這個But)
27.
讓我更永生難忘的是
28.
你居然比把拔更早有了ICU的經驗?
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以及,一份影響甚廣的契約~~
30.
就像蝴蝶效應說的
31.
這次ICU經驗如同在北京飛舞的蝴蝶 牽動了很多人的人生颶風
32.
但也像另一部電影講的
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Life will find
its way out
34.
所以不用擔心與難過 生命都會找到自己的出路
35.
像我就一直想不透……
36.
你是從哪邊學來這些拍照姿勢的? (這不是表特、還是卡提諾才有的姿勢嗎? 咳……把拔只是偶爾看看,真的)
37.
人生道路上的險阻很多
38.
套句把拔的老哽: 不論好或壞,一切終將成為過去
39.
有時候(只是有時候): 「做了,後悔」比「不做」更值得去嘗試
40.
不用害怕去改變或遭遇失敗
41.
在你成長過程,其實就克服過很多次了
42.
就讓把拔用條列式來舉例說明
43.
一、搭乘貓纜的水晶車廂 2011 Feb8:緊張 2011
Aug18:怡然 (但貓纜還是少搭為妙)
44.
二、打預防針 2010 Apr8:不安大哭 2010
Sep30:主動就座、還幫忙鋪厚紙巾 (從容赴義?)
45.
三、上學 2011 Nov3:放學後吵著說不要再上學 2012
Dec:開心的校外教學 (請容許把拔僅能擷取園外張貼的活動照片)
46.
四、推自己的嬰兒車(?) 2010 Feb26 2010
Sep28
47.
五、與小女生的邂逅 從「不敢接受人家的小禮物」,到「主動回禮」 (但回禮「毬果」,這……你是花栗鼠嗎?雖然你是屬鼠的)
48.
所以,你看吧,你可以的
49.
另外,把拔發現一個秘密……
50.
你容易跟某個女同學相遇 (鄉民:在一起!在一起!) (抱歉,又只能用園外的海報照片)
51.
這就是青春啊!
52.
認識你以後 把拔也對人類行為有更深的瞭解
53.
例如:嬰幼兒真的不怕水耶!
54.
「笑」不用經過學習
55.
小朋友果然比較軟Q
56.
偶爾不受拘束,果然會惹些小麻煩 例如:在2011 Jun29……
57.
這天,你將便利商店的蕎麥麵丟在地上
58.
某水生動物:這是個大是大非的問題
59.
把拔只好處罰你 「手放頭上,面對其他蕎麥麵,罰站」 當天,把拔也練成了「將落到地上之涼麵吃光」之技能
60.
其實原本把拔想要改變你的某些習慣
61.
後來想想,算了、就順其自然吧
62.
例如「內八」 (滑倒的一瞬間也可以內八)
63.
快樂健康地成長,就好了 (但不要近視啊!若以後戴眼鏡,跟別人接吻的時候很麻煩)
64.
把拔也參與了你人生很多的「第一次」
65.
第一次踩在地板、扶牆學走路
66.
第一次穿雨衣 (頭側一邊、雙腳內八)
67.
第一次打保齡球
68.
第一次坐馬桶大便
69.
希望你以後每次大便都會想起把拔(誤) (我一直覺得這個喜羊羊角色的頭上有大便)
70.
把拔規劃與期待的與你相處之道
71.
姑且以電影劇情來進行區分
72.
首先,是美麗人生
73.
世界現實是殘酷的 把拔盡量不讓你知道周遭發生何事 讓你單純、快樂地生活
74.
然後,是末路浩劫 (這部電影,心情不好時,千萬別看)
75.
此時,你已慢慢知道世界不是如此美好 但把拔仍會盡力保有你的良善與赤子之心
76.
還有即刻救援
77.
發生危險時,把拔會想辦法為你解圍的 或者提早教育你明哲保身之道
78.
例如,跟多啦A夢猜拳,記得出「布」
79.
若遇到壞人時,我的台詞會是:
80.
嗯?醉後大丈夫?
81.
沒有這部啦……
82.
啥?你問把拔還有嗎?
83.
你是幾梯的啊? 很老是不是、手不會貼緊喔
84.
等你十歲、我下次的簡報,再說囉 啾咪~~~♥
85.
你我的人生路途都仍在持續中 (前進!前進!)
86.
從等待機會
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蓄勢待發
88.
準備展翅飛翔
89.
但請先蓋上這張卡,結束第一回合!
90.
下個五年,仍請多多指教
91.
把拔很希望可以繼續演個幾百集 1111世家 (我們兩個人加起來,就變成1111了,不是人力銀行喔)
92.
93.
Q & A (簡報的慣例,總要Q&A一下的)