1. Hitman’s 10 Most Satisfying
Assassinations
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The Hitman series has for years been synonymous with memorable villains that span across varying
international cultures, vastly differing ideologies, and increasingly vulgar personas. The series has
always been known for its subtle use of dark comedic undertones, but as time progressed, and the
guys at IO Interactive became more bold, the subject matter that fueled these embodiments of evil
became ever more twisted and grotesque. In the early days the targets that populated the games
were the personifications of the stereotypical ‘baddy’. They were drug lords, gang bosses, and war
criminals, to name a few. These characters were indeed bad, that’s something we can all agree on,
but very few of them were actually repulsive – and there’s nothing more enjoyable than ridding
the world of a creep. When it comes to reminiscing on the very best assassinations of the series,
we are very much like a mother with her children – we love them all. Therefore we’ll be focusing
on targets that are head and shoulders above the rest when it comes to being that little bit more
loathsome. Let’s take a look at the 10 most memorable Hitman villains that didn’t just embrace
their role as a bad guy with open arms; they brought it in close, planted a big sloppy kiss on it, and
then copped a feel… Right before being eliminated by none other than our bald headed buddy,
Agent 47.
10. Lorne De Havilland

2. Found in: Blood Money An elderly multi‐millionaire playboy who owns his own X‐rated magazine
and struts around in a red smoking jacket – man, this is all starting to sound very satirical. Mr.
Hefn… um, Havilland, is a man who makes most of his money by catching rich and powerful people
with their pants down – quite literally. Using hidden cameras in his numerous strip clubs he uses
the incriminating footage to blackmail his way to the top – again, quite literally – as he lives on a
picturesque mountain in the Rockies. We find Havilland in the festively themed mission You Better
Watch Out…, a level jam‐packed with barely dressed women situated in a lavishly modern snow‐
coated mansion. Oh, yeah, and there’s an extremely drunk Santa Claus roaming the grounds – not
really relevant but like we weren’t going to mention that! Lorne de Havilland finds himself at the
lowest place on this list due to the fact that, at the end of the day, he isn’t really that bad of a guy.
Sure, he may be a ridiculously old playboy, and he may be a criminal, and he may shamelessly offer
you money and women to save his own skin – but when compared to the other characters of
Hitman he definitely won’t be your first thought when reminiscing on the most vile inhabitants of
the series. Memorable assassination: Dropping a lighting rig on his head as he inspects an X‐rated
photo‐shoot. If only he wasn’t so perverted…
9. Winston Beldingford

3. Found in: Contracts For all you non‐British people out there, the inhabitants of Contracts’
Beldingford Manor mission are completely right in their portrayal of an everyday Englishman. No,
seriously, they all live in huge estates, speak with a disturbing sinister received pronunciation, have
a butler, and can’t escape their increasingly desperate desire to hunt man. That’s right – hunt man!
Winston Beldingford holds the position of orchestrator of this little known English pastime.
Abducting athletic youths and releasing them into his grounds, he and his jolly band of aristocratic
drinking buddies hunt them down, and then put them down, with a gun, to the face! He obviously
never had the pleasure of seeing Rambo – you just don’t hunt man, Winston! Jeez! That’s like rule
number one! Adding to his already warped ideas of hunting, he also likes to indulge in voyeuristic
pleasures. A secret compartment can be found leading from his bedroom to a one‐way mirror –
which, of course, looks into the bathroom of a young lady. Winston, you dirty dog! Wait, doesn’t
Agent 47 and therefore the player, technically… hunt man? …Uh oh. Memorable assassination:
Smothering him with a feathery pillow as he sleeps. Sweet dreams, Winston.
8. Vinnie “Slugger” Sinistra

4. Found in: Blood Money Appearing in one of the most loved missions of the series, Vinnie is
definitely one target that lingers vividly in the memories of fans everywhere – and not just because
of his loud dress sense. He takes residence in a large house in a quiet suburbia, where, bored out
of his mind in his quiet new life, he speculates how he will “literally die of it”. Oh, how right he was.
As a former drug smuggler he climbed to the top of America’s Most Wanted list – a task only
accomplished by the most ferocious of criminals. Killing people in witness protection to save his
own skin, he now ironically finds himself in a role reversal. This cowardly shadow of his former self
will retreat and hide in a cupboard if confronted by Agent 47, but spare a second to pity the worn
out has‐been and he’ll put a bullet through the back of your head. Memorable
assassination: Luring him over to the window with a phone call and sniping him from across the
street.
7. Skip Muldoon

5. Found in: Blood Money A ship captain who has an overwhelming taste for all things sweet. Cakes,
pastries and young waiters in tight sailor uniforms all appear on Skip’s list of things he wants to
have inside him. Disguise yourself as a waiter, and a 6’2” muscle clad steely‐eyed waiter at that,
and the ever‐enthusiastic Muldoon will start to throw some flirtation your way. Ordering you to go
fetch him some cake, he’ll promise you a taste of his “sweet stuff” in return for your services.
Shudder. Oh, and did we mention that he’s known for having sexual relations with his niece and
soon to be daughter‐in‐law. Yep, add incest to Skip’s repertoire of shady shenanigans and you have
one unforgettable sleazeball. Memorable assassination: Poisoning his cake. How about a taste of
47’s not‐so‐sweet stuff, eh, Skip?
6. Dom Osmond
Found in: Absolution Meet Dom Osmond, the owner of seedy strip joint, the Vixen Club. While
Dom may not be as successful as our old friend Havilland, he certainly trumps the old geezer when
it comes to sleaziness and brutality – both of which far surpass the minimum requirements for this
list. While Havilland’s illegal activity revolving around women was a subtlety, Absolution holds
nothing back in letting you know just how psychotically dominating Osmond is when it comes to
his strippers. Forcing his women into prostitution with threats of violence he is, however, kind
enough to allow the girls an alternative way out. Sticking up to Dom will get any girl ballsy enough
to do so a nice “all‐expenses paid trip to Hawaii”… …Hawaii being, of course, a decrepit building at
the back of the club where he straps them down, violently rapes them, and then proceeds to beat
them to death with a hairbrush. Charming. Memorable assassination: Shooting him in the face as
he checks himself out in a one‐way mirror. Vanity is a deadly sin, it seems.
5. Clive Skurky

6. Found in: Absolution You’ve got to hand it to Skurky, he’s pitch perfect at what he does. What he
does, however, just so happens to include being the most corrupt sheriff imaginable. Seriously, this
guy literally stinks of corruption. Well, not “literally”, but… …Yeah, we’re going to go with literally.
He literally stinks of corruption! Everything about him screams, “don’t trust this man!” From the
laid back swagger of his cock‐sure walk, to the way he treats his prisoners as animals – forcing them
to fight each other for his own pleasure. Following suit in our list of Hitman degenerates there is,
of course, something extra that makes Skurky all the more sleazy – he’s massively into S&M. We
meet Skurky for the first time tied up in his very own sex dungeon being beaten by a latex wearing
dominatrix. It’s also very heavily implied that he’s into making torture porn and snuff films, which
pretty much cements his place on this list. If Skurky has taught the public anything with
his appearance it’s this: never, ever, trust a man who wears sunglasses indoors. Memorable
assassination: Exposing his cowardice to his own community right before you shoot him in the face.
4. Alvaro D’Alvade And Richard Delahunt

7. Found in: Blood Money Appearing in one of the most memorable missions of Blood Money, this
pair of operatic enthusiasts are rightly incorporated into a singular slot on our list. D’Alvade is an
extremely talented opera singer and Delahunt his overenthusiastic and number one fan. However,
it’s heavily implied that the relationship between these two men extends out of the opera house
and into the bedroom. But no, it’s not their sexual relationship that’s on trial here, it’s their business
one. D’Alvade just so happens to be Delahunt’s biggest customer – and when you take into account
that Delahunt is a trafficker of child prostitutes – it’s hard to feel bad for them when it comes to
their inevitable demise. Memorable assassination: Swapping the co‐star’s replica WW1 pistol with
a real one and letting him shoot D’Alvade during their rehearsal – then dropping a chandelier onto
Delahunt as he trips up on his way to check on his lover’s lifeless body. It’s all very Romeo and
Juliet…
3. Edward Wade

8. Found in: Absolution You’d expect any friend of Dom Osmond to be just as messed up, and you’d
be one hundred percent correct. Wade is a despicable human being for many, many reasons. First
and foremost, Wade is responsible for the slaughter of a number of nuns during the mission
Rosewood. Now, if that singular act of evil doesn’t earn Wade a place on this list, we don’t know
what will. Wade has a morbid personality; he’s repulsive in his demeanour, he’s a ruthless killer, he
mocks weaker characters, and he’s a likely a necrophiliac – yeah, you read that correctly. If you are
killed by Wade during your final encounter, you will be shown a cut scene where he will excitedly
suggest how he and his men are going to rape your corpse. So, yeah, possibly the best ever
incentive not to mess up. Memorable assassination: Blasting him with hot steam. However, no
matter which way you kill him he’ll utter the phrase “I got wood man! Why do I have wood?” right
before he dies. Oh, Wade…
2. Campbell Sturrock
Found in: Contracts This guy tops the bill when it comes to the most physically memorable
characters in the series. He is a morbidly obese Scotsman who has an unquenchable appetite for
both meat and females. These two great loves of his come together perfectly to form the backdrop
for the mission The Meat King’s Party. After getting off scot‐free (hah!) for the abduction of a young
girl (who ends up being tortured, murdered, and mutilated), he decides to throw a BDSM fetish
party in his slaughterhouse to celebrate – how very fitting. Memorable assassination: Hiding a
knife in one of his chickens in order to sneak it past the guards.

9. He’ll want his chicken so badly he’ll even send his female companions away, leaving you free to pull
out the knife and do some slaughtering of your own.
1. Blake Dexter
Found in: Absolution Father, businessman, and author of the bestseller, Your Sh*t Don’t Have to
Stink! – Dexter is a man of many talents. Using his immense power within the community of Hope
he regularly gets away with murder, blackmail, and the dumping of toxic waste (That’s right, we
care about the environment!). Anyone who has played Absolution will be more than familiar with
this ruthless depiction of absolute evil. Commanding a surprising amount of screen‐time Dexter
rockets his way to the top of Agent 47’s most persistently present antagonists. They say over
familiarity breeds contempt, and with this guy’s face popping up time and time again in order to
portray his varying degrees of savagery, it’s no surprise that he stands proud as our number one
target we loved to finally kill. It also doesn’t hurt that he’s acted by the very talented Keith

10. Carradine, whose sensationally twisted performance allows Dexter to be considered not only as
Hitman’s most memorable antagonist, but as one of video gaming’s greatest ever villains. Here’s a
short cut‐scene that sums up perfectly why Blake Dexter is an adversary you most certainly
wouldn’t want to meet down a dark alleyway. Memorable assassination: A helipad showdown.
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