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- 1. • All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies. • Or are they?
- 2. Float-ology What? My Paki Princess (relevant)
- 3. Definition of Floating • To understand the main focus of this presentation, it is probably important to understand the meaning of what we will be discussing. – Floating(adj.) • 1. Buoyed on or suspended in or as if in a fluid. 2. Not secured in place; unattached. 3. Inclined to move or be moved about 5. Designed or constructed to operate smoothly and without vibration. (“everything is perfect, its floatin’ on by”) 6. Of or relating to an organ of the body that is movable or out of normal position. (floating kidney) Economic definitions a. Available for use; in circulation. Used of capital. b. Short-term and usually unfunded. Used of a debt. There are probably more, but if your that interested in the DEFINITIONS, go get them yourself, bro. (most hated page on this project)
- 4. Types of floating • Parade floats • Floating through life • Floating on water • Floating in thin air What we will be discussing. • Eye Floaters • Floating floors • Floating Ads • And many more… – Do note that many of these do not pertain to the type of floating “Vulsca aka Bob Ker” has succeeded in doing.
- 6. Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow. -Anthony J. D'Angelo
- 7. Floating in thin air • At first look, you may say floating in thin air is impossible. Yes it is, but floating isn’t. The air is actually full* of elements, ruling out the possibility of floating in thin air, but doesn’t rule out actual floating. • (NEXT SLIDE FOR PIE) *Containing or holding as much or as many as possible; having no empty space
- 8. Nitrogen: 78.084% Oxygen: 20.947% Argon: 0.934% Carbon Dioxide: 0.033% 99.998% air is 4 elements Nitrogen Oxygen Argon Carbon Dioxide
- 9. the remaining percentile in ppm…. • Neon- 18.2 parts per million Helium- 5.2 parts per million Krypton - 1.1 parts per million Sulfur dioxide- 1.0 parts per million Methane- 2.0 parts per million Hydrogen- 0.5 parts per million Nitrous Oxide- 0.5 parts per million Xenon 0.09- parts per million Ozone 0.07- parts per million Nitrogen dioxide- 0.02 parts per million Iodine- 0.01 parts per million Carbon monoxide- unspecified Ammonia- unspecified
- 10. so…can a nigga float or what? Let’s find out! ah one, ah two, ah three!
- 11. Levitation and Floating Levitate : to rise or float in or as if in the air especially in seeming defiance of gravitation. From this simple definition we can assume floating and levitating are synonyms. Synonym : one of two or more words or expressions of the same language that have the same or nearly the same meaning in some or all senses. Synonyms for Levitate: be suspended, defy gravity, drift, float, fly, hang, hover, rise, soar. ^ More proof levitate and floating can be/mean/are the same thing.
- 12. The man in the picture • For as long as the earth has been round, the floating image of the man in the picture has baffled scientists alike from all over the world. • There are a handful of theories out there that garnered the respect of the some of the worlds top physicists as to how this could have happened.
- 13. 1st theory • 1st theory states he is a preserved head from the future, or another planet with the capabilities to game online with people from Earth in its present tense. • Thought to shroud himself in darkness to appear human online.
- 14. 2nd theory • 2nd theory states the man in the picture is a regular dude somewhere on Earth who goes around as a full time gig manipulating and misinforming anyone he can on the subjects of either; floating, flying, levitating, ect. • Thought to have designed the photo himself by using rare chemicals found throughout the planet.
- 15. 3rd theory 3rd theory suggests the picture is a fake, a photo shopped fraud done in the early 1980’s by Photoshop developers Thomas and or John Knoll before they actually came out and said it was being developed in 1987, as so they can’t be blamed for the picture.
- 16. Cover the eyes of any children in the vicinity……
- 17. Legal notice • I do apologize for any unexpected phone calls and/or unexpected deaths in the following week after the viewing of the previous image. • I would also like to note that I am not responsible or the phone calls and/or unexpected deaths. • I probably should have warned you before, and let you decided upon the risks. Sorry.
- 18. Here he is again. Take a good look.
- 19. Quick review of theories • 1st theory states he is a preserved head from the future, or another planet with the capabilities to game online with people from Earth in its present tense. • 2nd theory states the man in the picture is a regular dude somewhere on Earth who goes around as a full time gig manipulating and misinforming anyone he can on the subjects of either; floating, flying, levitating, ect. • 3rd theory suggests the picture is a fake, a photo shopped fraud done in the early 1980’s by Photoshop developers Thomas and or John Knoll before they actually came out and said it was being developed in 1987, as so they can’t be blamed for the picture.
- 20. Why it may be theory one • Theory one is the most complicated of the three. Suggesting someone or something from the future/another planet frightens people, or makes them think you are crazy. • But still, floating heads can be seen in various TV cartoons, so the idea of it cannot be dismissed easily.
- 21. Why it may be theory two • There are billions of people in the world, with today's access to the internet and its technology. At least one person has the finances, time and ability to misinform as many people as he can before he dies. • Just like I want to have sex with as many woman as possible, he does this with misinforming. It pleases him just the same.
- 22. Why it may be theory three • There is reportedly one report talking about a confession from one of the brothers to a third party, no information about the conversation is available though. • The brothers are well known to be pranksters, accidently killing their family friend when they were 6 years old from a failed practical joke.
- 23. As you can see…. Floating/levitation will never be as important as figuring out the Man in the picture. And talking about either only results in conversation about “TMITP”.
- 24. The reason behind this • Months ago I stumbled upon a person while I was playing an online computer game called “League of Legends”. And I think I found the guy.
- 25. Coincidence? • This guy had the same picture we are talking about as his profile picture. And he claimed it was himself.
- 26. PURE BS • While we got to talking about his profile picture, and he was extremely assuring that the picture was OC, or original content provided by himself. And even had a face book to prove it.
- 27. Theory two? • I did anything I could to befriend this man, I thought I might have found our man from Theory two. But we cannot be certain.
- 28. The truth? At that point it was pretty hard not to believe this guy, especially after finding out he studies physics as a hobby, and reads ancient Chinese literature. He goes by an online alias of “Vulsca”. And the closest representation to his actual name might be “Bob or Robert Ker”.
- 29. Aftermath • These series of events are somewhat recent after the publishing of this presentation on Floating. • All information obtained has been submitted to the Paranormal Investigation of NYC as I know the co- director and he will make sure this guy is investigated professionally, for science.
- 30. Floating / TMITP / End • This has been peer edited by an acquaintance with a PhD in Float-ology. • The transition from floating to TMITP was “quite outstanding”.
- 31. For anyone interested on a follow up to this story you can email me at: 4hessianpeel @gmail.com