This document lists 10 creative but unusual uses for a Bulgarian souvenir, including using it as a refrigerator magnet, tea candle holder, paperweight, replacement chess piece, floatation device for a duck, monocle holder, gear-shift knob, and urn for a cremated mouse. It is dedicated to the Queens of Bulgaria and warns that no one would want to copy the creative but odd suggested uses.

1. Ten creative uses for
a Bulgarian souvenir

2. 1. Decorative refrigerator magnet

3. 2. Tea candle holder with snuffer

4. 3. Soup bowl for people on a diet

5. 4. Paperweight for use on windless days

6. 5. Replacement chess piece

7. 6. Bongo for the Duracell bunny

8. 7. Floatation device for a leaky duck

9. 8. Convenient monocle holder

10. 9. Stylish gear-shift knob

11. 10.Urn for cremated remains of a mouse
the cat dragged in

12. Dedicated to our Queens of Bulgaria
Copyright © 2016, Eric L. Reiss. All rights (and lefts) reserved.
(but who the hell would want to copy this anyway?)