1. We Have a Look at the Latest Xbox one bundle
The Xbox One Kinect is a great invention. I've always wanted to take gaming matters into my own
hands, like some sort of deranged geek vigilante.
"If I didn't have to rely on these buttons so damn much" I frequently grumble, "I'd grab that monster
and kick it in myself!"
Irrespective of what the version you're playing is, this gargantuan pie eater will be there, barring
your entrance into a new location until you havesolved some mystery or found him something. Now,
if this was real life and some fat chunder-monkey was barring my way, I'd grab him by the scruff of
the neck and kick seven bells out of him before moving onto the next city. I'm not really that
agressive, but I've only got so much patience for that sort of behaviour, y'know?
Maybe that's what Team Rocket are so pissed off about? Perhaps they grew tired of the many, many
road blocks in their path, rocks that turn out to be Geodudes, Bug Catchers and Snorlax after
sodding Snorlax, maybe one day they just had enough. Team Rocket are cat lovers, no harm ever
came from cat lovers, did it?
Well, on main, you use your body instead of a controller, whatever you do, the character on the
screen will do. When you play a boxing sim, the right hook you'll be using is your own and when you
play running games, its your own legs that you flail about pathetically. Now, the Xbox one with
kinect bundle is putting all of these great things in one place, making it easier than ever to get
playing the greatest gaming innovation since Sonic 2 allowed you to push down and 'B' in order to
get up hills without running all the way back where you came from.
So, with this new Xbox one with kinect bundle, you're looking at the future of gaming technology. At
last you can get stuck in like you've always wanted to. Finally you can play a game without having to
rely on buttons, sticks, gizmos or combos, you can play an organic and natural feeling game and also
get in a bit of a workout, even if it does make you look like kind of a d*ck (our advice is to close the
curtains first). The future is now, which puts us only a few centuries away from the development of
the first holodeck, yay! (Oh come on, you know you were thinking it!)