A beginners guide to looking busy at work for 8 hours.

1. How To Look Busy For 8 Hours At Work, While Actually Accomplishing Nothing. The Beginner’s Guide

3. Here are the basics…

13. Another thing I do is keep a box under my desk, where I stash legitimate paperwork that people give to me but I don’t ever intend on filing. That way, if someone asks me for something that they have given me, I’m able to locate it within a few hours and return it to them. Having a secret box under your desk of real work that you are never going to do is very important if you want to keep your legitimacy rolling over the long term.

16. Realistically, your time should be spent something like this: