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Why iPad Owners  are  Better  Lovers or...... how to ensure people come to your BizCamp talk
It's all lies I was going to talk about data driven decision making ( yawn ) Sorry  
And then  this  happened
Ooooops If someone  tweets  it then it must be real, right? The interwebs do not lie.
So there  is  a  lesson  here apart from don't make up silly presentation names
Words are  powerful Words are  not  just  pixels on a screen Words are  free   (kind of)  and that is important for startups  sex sells
To be a successful  startup  entrepreneur, you must be able to write.
Huh? Me no write so good! Oh, oh. Biz will fail. 
Bullshit! Everyone can write well  if  they make it a priority. Sure, you're  not  Kurt Vonnegut. But no ones knows your story better than you. Even if you have to express your story  via a ghost writer, you are still a  writer and a story teller.
Writing is a  craft A craft can be  learned  with  practice  and  time . Take  pride  in your writing and words.
But first, you need a  content strategy ,[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object]
Lesson 1 3 essential elements  of a good article
SEDUCTION  
REDUCTION less is more
SUCTION  
Nooooooooooooooooo! Learn to  kill your darlings You will have what  you think  are some great ideas along the way. They start out so well. But then they go a bit astray and you have a weak ending.
So , recognise when an article just isn't up to scratch and ditch it.  Learn from it.
Can we have some  proper writing tips  please?
Sure. No problem drumroll
My 10 quick rules for writing  * ,[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],* stolen  from other much smarter people 
Time for the  climax  
Warning audience participation required
Do you want to know why iPad owners are better lovers?  
Let me hear you say,  "Yes!"
Yes , Gilbert.  Yes , Gilbert,  Yeeeeeees
The next 3 slides show what  people think you need  to be a good lover. They contain  partial nudity  and a  moustache. If you get giddy at the sight of an  ankle  please sit down.
Some people think the secret is this. *  full disclosure, this is not me * *
Others think that the secret is this *  full disclosure, this isn't me either *
9 out of 10 scientists agree  this helps  ;-) But it's still not the answer. *  full disclosure, ok so that  is  me *
These  superficial  perks are just the Google  Ads  of life.
Everyone knows that this is biggest erogenous zone.
To reach it, you need: WORDS and  TIME
But what about the  iPad? I'm getting there. Don't  rush  things.
This  gorgeous  thing is Flipboard ( available for iPad )
Learn from flipboard Your content is out of control Deal with it Benefit from it
Look again, what do you  see ?
Can you see the  seduction ? Can you see the  reduction ? Thankfully there is  no suction!
Study what stands out, what catches your eye and then write like that. Better writing  = better business  = more time  = 
Go home and  play  with  words  
Thank you I've been Gilbert  @blueclock You've  been great Have  fun  and go home and  write  something this weekend.

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Why iPad Owners Are Better Lovers

  • 1. Why iPad Owners  are Better Lovers or...... how to ensure people come to your BizCamp talk
  • 2. It's all lies I was going to talk about data driven decision making ( yawn ) Sorry  
  • 3. And then  this  happened
  • 4. Ooooops If someone tweets it then it must be real, right? The interwebs do not lie.
  • 5. So there is a lesson here apart from don't make up silly presentation names
  • 6. Words are powerful Words are not just  pixels on a screen Words are free (kind of) and that is important for startups  sex sells
  • 7. To be a successful startup entrepreneur, you must be able to write.
  • 8. Huh? Me no write so good! Oh, oh. Biz will fail. 
  • 9. Bullshit! Everyone can write well if they make it a priority. Sure, you're not Kurt Vonnegut. But no ones knows your story better than you. Even if you have to express your story  via a ghost writer, you are still a  writer and a story teller.
  • 10. Writing is a craft A craft can be learned  with practice and time . Take pride in your writing and words.
  • 11.
  • 12. Lesson 1 3 essential elements of a good article
  • 16. Nooooooooooooooooo! Learn to kill your darlings You will have what you think are some great ideas along the way. They start out so well. But then they go a bit astray and you have a weak ending.
  • 17. So , recognise when an article just isn't up to scratch and ditch it. Learn from it.
  • 18. Can we have some  proper writing tips please?
  • 19. Sure. No problem drumroll
  • 20.
  • 21. Time for the climax  
  • 23. Do you want to know why iPad owners are better lovers?  
  • 24. Let me hear you say,  "Yes!"
  • 25. Yes , Gilbert.  Yes , Gilbert,  Yeeeeeees
  • 26. The next 3 slides show what people think you need to be a good lover. They contain partial nudity and a moustache. If you get giddy at the sight of an ankle  please sit down.
  • 27. Some people think the secret is this. * full disclosure, this is not me * *
  • 28. Others think that the secret is this * full disclosure, this isn't me either *
  • 29. 9 out of 10 scientists agree this helps ;-) But it's still not the answer. * full disclosure, ok so that is me *
  • 30. These superficial perks are just the Google Ads of life.
  • 31. Everyone knows that this is biggest erogenous zone.
  • 32. To reach it, you need: WORDS and  TIME
  • 33. But what about the iPad? I'm getting there. Don't rush things.
  • 34. This gorgeous thing is Flipboard ( available for iPad )
  • 35. Learn from flipboard Your content is out of control Deal with it Benefit from it
  • 36. Look again, what do you see ?
  • 37. Can you see the seduction ? Can you see the reduction ? Thankfully there is no suction!
  • 38. Study what stands out, what catches your eye and then write like that. Better writing  = better business  = more time  = 
  • 39. Go home and play with words  
  • 40. Thank you I've been Gilbert  @blueclock You've been great Have fun and go home and write something this weekend.