1. THE CRAMPED WORKSHOP
Once upon a time there was a boss called Mr. Kevin Manure who crammed as many
as 20 computers in a room only four feet wide. He was a real monster who always
kept windows dirty, never cleaning them.
People in this workshop run by a big grumpy boss had to work in cramped
conditions making it impossible to move, but this didn’t bother the tyrant boss, for, ‘
for him work was more important than the dreadful conditions his workers were
forced to work under. If a worker tried to go to toilet the boss’s henchmen would
send a big vicious dog after them, and if he did go into the toilet the boss’s
henchmen would throw a big pong bottle through the toilet window, filled with
horrible smelly gas, that would make the worker run out like anything because of
the terrible stink.
Throwing stink bomb bottles into the toilet to flush out a worker who should be at
his job was the sort of thing Kevin Manure, the boss, would get up to. He was a big
bully who would do anything to make sure his workers suffered. He didn’t care if
anyone fell ill, he just wanted work and more work even in gravely cramped
conditions. Like Fred Dung, the boss of a workshop at a railway station he also
forbade workers to go to toilet during work hours.
The computers in this workshop run by a mad boss were chained onto one another
and the wiring was all frayed yet he still allowed his workers to use the computers
even if the wiring was in a dangerous state which could at anytime cause an electric
shock, even kill the worker.
One day the back of the monitor fell off on one of the computers making it
dangerous to work. The worker stopped but Kevin manure made him use the
computer again even with the monitor bursting right open. The worker got such a
shock that he got thrown right across the room. He could have died through the
careless antics of a mad boss. Without being seen one of the workers called the
police. They came and arrested the mad boss for keeping the computers crammed
together and in a shocking state.
Another boss took over, Michael Toilet. He was also a strict boss, but ordered
another room to be built to take some of the computers.
Through the efforts of the new boss conditions improved.
The crimes of the former boss were exposed.
The toilets were never cleaned and no toilet paper was installed. There was a
washbasin, but instead of water muck from a sewer came out of the tap. It shows
what a pig the former boss was, just like his friend Fred Dung, another monstrous
