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1. A TRIP TO THE DENTIST
One day a man went to the dentist to have a filling, but,' just as the dentist
was about to give the injection the man's head fell off, making it ever more
difficult for the dentist to carry out his job.
To solve the problem the dentist decided to give the filling inside the
mouth of the fallen off head whilst it was detached from the patient's
body.
This proved an advantage for the man could feel no pain in his mouth as he
had no head.
When the job was done the dentist re - attached the man's head, but,' just
as he was about to the head flew up the dentist's chest and bit him on the
head. he tried to pull the head off but it just kept on biting and pulling at
him so he got out a cigarette lighter and that got the head off because a
human head, even if it has fallen off the man's body could still not tolerate
pain and fire.
The head immediately died so the man just had to grow a new head.