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1. BARKING DOGS
Once there were a couple of dogs that came from Barking. They were a
Foot Bull terrier and a Dalmasation. They barked as loud as a bomb, so
loud that buses toppled over sending passengers flying. They shot out of
the window and got catapulted up into the sky. Some of these passengers
landed on top of an egg tree and all the eggs smashed, others ending up
inside buses that they didn’t even board and a headless bus driver threw
them off.
The troublesome dogs had to have their barks removed in an operation
which took two weeks.