Wayne provides an autobiographical account of his life and many fantastical claims. He was born in Essex, UK and had a happy childhood though his parents and siblings have since passed away. As a teenager, he lived in homeless shelters in London before joining a religious farming community in Northamptonshire. He left multiple times and had legal troubles related to stolen vehicles. He later lived in Salvation Army shelters in Oxford and London as he struggled with legal and housing instability. Throughout, he weaves in exaggerated stories about owning mansions and luxury cars worldwide.

1. Facts and Fantasy
By Wayne Michael Frost
Chapter One
Me and my Facts
Like all stories, it as a begin and end, that’s were we shall start. In the begin I
was not a writer, but now I am, isn’t that brilliant? (I think it is). I was a poor
man once, you know, but now I am, wait for it, are you ready for this, q
ZILLIONAIE, that's me Wayne. I had this idea of writing a book all about
FACT and FANTASIES. I thought why not, I can read so why not write as
well, so here I am writing a book now. I like to tell you story about facts and
fantasy. I have many houses in London, United Kingdom and other countries
like Spain, Italy, Hungary, Australia, New Zealand, USA and Switzerland plus
many other counties as well not mentioned here. The fact is I currently live in
Brick Lane in the UK in a one bedroom flat above the shops. I have lived here
since the 19th
of January 1998 which is 15 years ago today the 19th
of January
2013. That is the day I started writing this story which you are reading NOW. I
have daughter who is 13 years old (born 30th
of June 1999). I love her very,
very much of course. Unfortunately she is at present in forester care. I see
Sinead as much as I can of course but I love to see her even more naturally.
Sinead lives with her cousin Rosina who is 14 year old (born 10th
May 1998),
that is good; at least they have each other. Their forester carers are Linda
and Stan and they all live in Burnham on Crouch in Essex, near South
minster. Me (Wayne) I was born on 3rd
of September 1966, which makes me
46 years old. Where I was born was Clayhall north of Ilford, Essex, UK. That
is my Nan and granddads house, as you can read I was a home birth and my
Nan and granddad are still alive of course. My Nan is 75 years old and my
granddad his 89 now. They both are Christian like me and they both go to a
Baptist church near to where they live. I go to journey church formerly know
as church for the city in east London a part of new frontier churches. At the
present we have our church meeting on Sundays at Hackney Community
college east London in the UK. Before that I went to the Salvation Army
church and before that I went to the Jesus army church base in
Northamptonshire in the UK of course. That is a taste of some of my
background and will carry on a bit later in chapter three of this book. Well any
way let me tell you about some of my fantastic fantasies in the next chapter,
shall we?
Chapter Two
Me and my Fantasies
Let me start telling you about some of my cars I own. I have many, about 100
or more, I think. From Ferraris, Lambo`s, Porches, Baggett Baryons, Land
Rovers, Range Rovers, Bentleys, Rolls Royce’s, BMWs, Mercs, Mini Coopers
sports, Jaguars, Aston Martins, Capri’s, Limousines, Taxis, Toyotas MR2s
and formula one racing cars as well, plus many more not mentioned above.
The word FANATSY is a very good word you know; it describes the thing or

2. stuff I have not got and would really, really love to have or own for myself. For
example a large airport for all my aeroplanes likes Boeing 747`s, Concord and
Stealth planes (indictable by radar) and many others. Well anyway as I have
not mentioned all my fantastic cars, here are some more for to wonder about.
Here is a list for you to read about; a twin rocket powered car that’s the fastest
car on earth, 9 Baggett Baryons, 5 Ferraris, 5 Lambo`s, 11 Porches,14 Land
Rovers, 14 Range Rovers, 5 Rolls Royce’s, 24 BMWs, 24 Mercs, 49 Mini
Coopers sports, 9 Jaguars, 9 Aston Martins, 11 Taxis,11 Toyotas MR2s (2
and 3 litres black of course) and 14 formula one racing cars. One of my
greatest fantasies is to go into space shuttle in space, this would be so
awesome and amazing floating and flying around in space. I would love to
have in all or some of my houses a top of the range smart flat screen 60 inch
television, a surround speaker entertainment system. Want amazing houses
they would be with in and outside swimming pools, games rooms and cinema
rooms. I will tell you more in chapter four. For now I will get back to some
more facts about me and my world of my past life.
Chapter Three
My Past
As I all ready mentioned I was born on the 3rd
of September 1966 in Essex,
UK. Well I have lived in a few other place, besides where I was born Clayhall,
north of Ilford in Essex, UK, also in Wansted Flats in Essex, Loughton in
Essex, UK and Buckhurst Hill in Essex, UK also. That is where my dad Mr
Brian Michael Frost (now passed away Unfortunately). He chucked me of the
house for drinking and getting drunk and arguing too much. I was gutted
naturally, because I did not know where to go, so I got a train from Buckhurst
Hill underground station to the west end of London the capital of the United
Kingdom. I find an emergency night shelter (hostel) for the homeless in Dean
street. I was only 18 years old at the time. Well before all this I must tell you
all about my upbringing and family from my memory. I grew up with three
brothers and mum and dad. My mum Mrs Wendy Murean Frost (Harris). My
dad Mr Brian Michael Frost. My brothers Adam, Glen and Derek. I had a Nan
and granddad, Dolly (Dorothy) Frost and Fred Frost my dads mum and dad.
My other Nan and granddad Jenny Harris my (step) Nan and my ( step mums
mum) and Eric Harris my granddad and my mums dad and my daughter
Sinead Ann Jenny Frost great granddad and Nan Jenny Harris my daughter
great Nan. My childhood and teenage years was a very happy one because I
can remember bit and pieces of it from my memory. I went on holidays every
year as far as I know. Places south Wales, Hasting and Cornwall in the UK.
Devon, Isle Man and Isle of White (one day only) all in UK also. I do not
remember much only that we stayed in chalets, I think the camp site or resort
was called Pontins or something like that, as I said I do not remember much
but very fun and exciting times always from want I can remember. The next
part of this chapter is very sad because it evolves my mum and dad and two
brothers and my little niece Sinead who I named my daughter after.
Unfortunately they all have died, my niece Sinead drowned in the bath at only
18 months old. My brother Derek two or three days later in his 30`s and my
other brother Glen from a car accident at only 18 years old. My mum of

3. cancer at 38 years old and my dad of heart problems at 59 years old. Also
Nan Dolly and granddad Fred and recently my best friend Jerry Crossley aged
either 36 or 37of a heart attack watching Eastenders on television in fact.
Fortunately life must go thank GOD and prays JESUS, AMEN.
Chapter Four
A Lot More FANTASIES to go
I shall talk about all my big, large houses I own OK and where there are in the
WORLD. Firstly her in the United Kingdom. My massive house in Mayfair,
London. It as 10 large bedrooms, 2 garages, 2 kitchen, 2 dining rooms,
games room, cinema room, outside swimming pool and sauna. A large house
in Victoria London. It as 15 large bedrooms, 1 large kitchen, 1 large garage,
an indoors swimming pool, a games room and private study room as well. I
have also a large house Chigwell, Essex. It as 7 bedrooms, 1 large garage, 2
games rooms, an indoors swimming pool, a sauna room, a private study, a
cinema room and very large kitchen too. A large house in Ilford, Essex. It as 5
large bedrooms, 2 dining rooms, 2 indoors swimming pools, an outdoors
swimming pool, 1 large garage, a massive shed, a giant games room and a
cinema room. I have a large house in Oxford, Oxfordshire, UK. It as 20
bedrooms, 5 garages, 3 indoors swimming pools, 2 games rooms, 2 cinema
rooms, a sauna, 2 private studies, a studio room, a music room, 1 large
kitchen and finally a very large living room. Secondly let me tell you about my
houses in other countries. I have very large house in Barcelona, Spain. It as
10 bedrooms, 2 kitchens, a dining room, 2 games rooms, a computer room, a
study, 1 large indoors swimming pool and a giant swimming pool outside too.
A massive house in New York, USA. It as 30 bedrooms, 5 kitchens, 3 games
rooms, a cinema room, 2 large indoors swimming pools, 2 large outdoors
swimming pools, 2 very large garages and finally a large living room. I also
own giant house in Rome in Italy, Europe. It as 50 bedrooms, 10 kitchens, 5
dinning rooms, 5 garages, 5 games rooms, 2 cinema rooms, 1 large studio, 2
private study rooms, 2 sauna rooms, 2 massage rooms, 2 large indoors
swimming pools and finally 2 large outdoors swimming pools. My next huge
house I own is in Hungary, Europe. It as 100 bedrooms, 20 kitchens, 10
dinning rooms, 10 garages, 10 games, 4 cinema rooms, 2 large studio, 4
private study rooms, 4 sauna rooms, 4 massage rooms, 4 large indoors
swimming pools and finally 4 large outdoors swimming pools as well. Ok, that
is it, I think for now don’t you?
Chapter Five
More of my PAST for you.
As I have all ready mentioned in previous chapters, I have had a good
childhood and teenage years. When I was 18 years old as mentioned in
chapter three I stayed in a emergency night shelter (homeless hostel) in
Dean Street, in the West end of London, in the UK. That was ok because I did

4. not know the West end at all, so I had to stay somewhere, you know. I soon
got to know the West end quiet well. I hanged around places like Lester
Square, Soho, Piccadilly and Westminster by the big Ben the clock tower. I
was not doing much with life just drifting about from place to place staying in
homeless hostel all the time. Hostel like Centre point, Tottenham Court Road,
Ladbroke Grove and Bayswater Road. Some of these were Salvation army
hostel as well, so I think GOD had planes for me, but I recon I did not know
this at the time, did I ? Well anyway one night in Lester Square in the West
end of London these two people come up to me and started talking to me
about JESUS and GOD stuff. I thought, who is GOD? Who is Jesus? I did not
really know who they were talking about, not really. Well anyway they invited
me to live on a farm in Northamptonshire in the UK. I thought why not, I have
nothing to loose, so I went with them to Northamptonshire in the UK of course.
It was great I had somewhere to live a lot more permently. On the farm their
was about forty other people living there as well. So I not only lived there I
worked there as well. My job was to let out the free range chickens in the
morning, feed them, grade about two thousand plus eggs, put the eggs into
boxes and finally put the chickens to bed at the end of the working day. I had
a shower before dinner was served. Every Sunday we went church in
Northampton town centre. This is where I gave my life to GOD,JESUS in fact
and learnt to speak in TONGUES (GOD special languish) by people praying
and laying hands on me. That was fantastic you know. Life could not have
been better, because GOD had found me and had I found GOD likewise. One
day I left the farm because I got feed up and wanted more excitement in my
life, so I did leave, but the some people who meet in Lester Square found me
and took me back to the farm. I come back to the farm and left several times
again and again, you know. One night I took some car keys from the farm
office, although I could not dive. This guy tried to stop me, so I hit with my fists
and a piece of wood also. He eventually took the car keys from me. I was so
angry, I so wanted to get away from the farm. I have had enough of the farm.
Well anyway in the morning they took me to another house in the community,
so that was alright I thought, but it was not. I eventually did take a car this time
and smashed the car into a brick wall. The people from this house took me to
court and I got ordered to pay compensation and something else for the
damage I caused to the wall and car. Not good is it? Well that was that the
end of the JESUS army for me. I eventually did return to the West end of
London again. That was OK, I though but it was not come to think of it.
Eventually I went back home to my dads house in Buckhurst Hill in Essex,
UK. That was after I had stayed in a squat in Balls pond Road, Islington,
Hackney in London, UK. It was grateful for a while for my dad to let me stay in
his house for now. I think I got some of this story the wrong way round but
never mind it is still a very excellent story I think, don’t you? The reasons are
as followed I can not remember when I tried to nick my dads car, although I
could not even drive. Well anyway my dad naturally phone the police and later
on I got arrested and charged in court for TDA (taken and driving away) I was
sentenced to one year probation. This was my very first offence, not good, I
know. So ok I made a mistake. Sometime later I took my Nan to the Salvation
Army meeting in South Woodford in Essex in the UK. I thought this was alright
so I used to go all the time and help out with the over sixty groups and
worship JESUS together. I also help with the kids club as well. I got to know

5. Fred the Salvation Army captain and a guy called Mathew Reid as well. Well
anyway thing went wrong again and Fred found me a Salvation Army hostel in
Oxford in the UK. I did not want to go to the West end of London, so I went to
Oxford instead. I liked Oxford because as a slower pace of life not at all like
London. It was all right living in that hostel but eventually I got mixed up with
wrong person and eventually got in to trouble again. This time with a guy
called Roger. We used nick cars and set fire to them in the forest. One night
Roger nicked a red Ford Fiesta and we got arrested and charged with TWOC
(taking without owner consent). We were both sentenced on remand in Oxford
prison. While we were waiting for sentencing from Oxford magistrate court.
We both spent about six weeks in prison altogether. I stayed in Oxford quiet a
while longer. One day I decided to have a go at robbery in a off license and
later I gave myself up because of my conscious. Later I went to prison again
for about four on remand but this time I prayed to GOD, JESUS and asked for
forgiveness. When it was time for sentencing in court I got two years
probation, I thought this was a miracle from GOD and it was, little did I know
at the time. I thought I was going to get sent down i.e. 2 to 3 years in Oxford
prison but I never did. I stayed in another hostel (a probation hostel I think, not
sure). Well anyway time went by and I eventually phone Salvation Army and
spoke to Fred the captain of the Salvation Army at the time. I said I wanted to
come to London. I have had enough of Oxford now. He found me a Salvation
Army hostel in Garford Street in Poplar, London in the UK. That was quiet
alright for awhile because I was on a resentment programme to get myself a
flat somewhere in London. Fourteen months later I did get myself a flat in
Brick Lane, Spitalfields, London. In fact that is where I am still living some 15
years ago from the 19th
of January 1998 to 19th
of January 2013, last Saturday
in fact. I started writing this story five days ago and I am already on page 31.
That is amazing, fantastic I think, don’t you? Well that is it for my past for now.
Their will be a lot more later, for now good bye to then. It is only 4:19 am on
Thursday 24th
of January 2013. This the day I sign on at the Job centre plus at
9:05 am this morning, ok bye for now.
Chapter Six
More of my FANTASTIC FANTASY for You OK.
I will carry on telling you about my BIG, HUGE, GIANT and MASSIVE houses
in different parts of the world. I own a massive house in Sidney in Australia. It
as 200 bedrooms, 100 rooms ranging from computer rooms to kitchens,
libraries, studies, games rooms, studios and cinema rooms. It also as 2 large
indoors and outdoors swimming pools, a sauna and massage rooms as well.
What amazing houses I own and all them cars I have as well. After all I am a
ZILLIONAIRE you know. Some of the places I have travelled are amazing.
Places like Hong Kong, Beijing in China, Bangkok in Thailand, Paris in France
in Europe, Iceland, Norway, Japan, Turkey, Switzerland, Germany, USSR,
Canada, Poland, Spain, north and south poles, Greenland, Scotland, Wales,
north and south Ireland, Hungary, New York, Texas, Kansas, Mexico, Italy,
Tokyo and many more counties including Burma in Asia, north and south
Africa, India and Pakistan. It is so good to travel in one of my many

6. aeroplanes around the world you know. In fact it is most exciting and amazing
and what an adventure I had. My life is brilliant, fantastic and great, thanks to
GOD, AMEN. The stuff, the things I own are amazing, things like High quality
computers, electronic gadgets and game consoles like Play station 3, Xbox
and Nintendo 3, with thousands of games to go with them (so I will never get
bored). My ultimate ideal job would be an astronaut flying around in space.
That would be amazing , fantastic and so peaceful you know. Fantasies are
not real but sometimes I wish they were, you know but they are but never
mind though. I can imagine they are true, can I not, that is the whole point
about fantasies. I found the hardest thing about writing is to know want to put
next in the story but I think I am doing really great don’t you? That is enough
about fantasies for now, back to my facts, bye.
Chapter Seven
More Facts about my Past Life
How I got involved in the church I am going to now. Church for the city is a
part of New Frontiers church plants. Well one day my Nan phones me and
asked if she could come down to see me, I said yes that would ok. My Nan
arrived with a friend called Mark Waterfield as well. Little did I know then he
was a friend of my twin aunts, Ruth and Jane Harris as well. Mark went to my
Nan Baptist Church in Clayhall in Ilford, Essex, near where my Nan and
granddad live. Well Mark told me about Church for the city and where they
meet on Sunday in Weavers Fields in Bethnal Green, London. I said I think
about it, (before I continue with this excellent story, I think I have to mention
my Nan and granddad because I have to thank them for me becoming a
Christian in some ways because they both prayed for me to became a
Christian, although I was Christian with the Jesus Army which I have already
mentioned earlier, that is where I got baptise as well you know). Well back to
the story, so I went to Weavers Fields the following Sunday and meet the
church people (Christian that is) there. I am so happy I did that day because I
still go to there to this day. It is now Friday 25th
of January 2013 at 8:29 am.
This is the list of people from all three church plants in east London, I know;
Cliff and June Appiah and their two daughters Gabriella and kristyana.
Rachel Arnold.
Alison and Thomas Newman.
Evans and Esther Bissassar and their children Sonny, Eli, Ayla
Cassie and Elsa Cardoza, sisters.
Wesley and Laura Hewett and their son Art.
Brook Hewett and Andre Hewett.
Isaac and Anna Hewett and their sons (not sure of their names though).
Mike and Jill Hewett and twin sons Emmananuel and Malachi.
Cheryl Hird.
Caroline and Fred King and their children Darren and Samantha.
Laura Lyons.
Frazer and Charlie Macdonald and family Finley, Maggie and Ember.

7. Irene Madongo.
Rosalind Marksby.
Steve and Andrea McIntosh.
Missy Mitchell-Hynd.
Ronnie Moodley.
Benita Morrissey.
Dumaeza and Janet-Marie Nhlapo and son Jonas.
Sarah Pierce.
Lisa Rout.
Charity Santeng.
Doug and Claire Smart.
Noami and Patrick Smart.
Eddy and Patrick.
Paul.
Jonny Timeneys.
Alvin and Cassie Chan.
Stephen and Karen Coster.
Pauline and Dave Dady and sons Billy and Charlie.
Jenna Dady and Daughter Kayla.
Marlene De-Cozar.
Nick and Jude Dutnall and son Charlie.
Hannah Fox.
Shirley- Anne Glass.
Dez and Lindsey Gray and family Rosie, Joe, Ronnie and Annabel.
Ruth Gwyther.
Warren and Mercy and two sons.
Will and Charlotte.
Tom and Rachel Head and family Alfie, Ruby, Betty, Bo and Renee.
Shawn and Kemi Woods and children Saffron, Lyra, Renee and Addison.
Travolta and Rubina Mohan.
Chris Sparrow.
David and Christian Thompsons and two sons Andrew and Stephen.
Graham and Kerry Walker and Daughters Ella, Ruby and Daisy.
Lisa and Dean Warren and children Gemma, Caitlyn and Woody.
Crayne Duffy.
Pauline and Jacky, mum and daughter.
Mark and Jen Waterfield and two daughters.
My other non Christian friends Sonia Wallace and Madil, who is from Portugal
originally. All the people in all three churches I know pretty well. I know Mike
Hewett, Tom Head and Mark Waterfield inceptionally well. Mike Hewett I
probably know the best because he is not only my friend, he is also my
mentor too. I thank JESUS I go to church and I am a Christian as it as really,
really changed my life, being born again. Thank you GOD, now back to my
fantasy once again ok.
Chapter Eight
Fantastic Fantasies Life

8. I own many train Stations in the UK. I have re-named them; instead of
Liverpool Street it is called Waynepool Street, Kings Cross I call it Wayne
Cross, Paddington station, yes you got it Wayneton station instead of
Waterloo it is now Wayneloo station. There are many train station in London
you know and all named after me now, of course. Let me think about the stuff
I have now, ok. In every house I own there is all this high Tec electronic
equipment (gadgets). Like computers, laptops, tablets and I pads. A 3D
plasma 60 inch television with surround sound cinema speaker system,
electronic lighting system with voice activated lights. Hi Tec hi-fi equipment.
Electronic kits for making thing like radio control cars, aeroplanes, helicopters,
tanks, boats and submarines plus many more electronic gadgets not
mentioned above. My fantasy is my wonderful dreams I have and want
dreams they are, there are out of this WORLD, if you know want I mean, of
cause you do. Fantasy, fantasy, I love to fantasies. You can read the fantastic
awe-inspiring, uplifting story you are reading right now. Want else do own, oh
yea all the airports in the world all named after me, Wayne of course. Airports
like Wayne city port instead of London city airport, Waynewick instead of
Gatwick, Waynethrow airport instead of Heathrow airport. JFK in the USA
Wayne FK airport and many more I not mentioned but you get the idea I hope.
Well anyway must go for now and I will carry on with this story later on, bye
for now.
Chapter Nine
More Facts About my interesting Life
I did have this friend called Jay Rial but don’t I have any more now (we had a
falling out with each other). Jay was born Ilford, Essex in 1972 he is currently
39 years old. He now lives in Hackney, London in the UK and looking for a
nice Hebrew woman about 35 ish years old. Jay wants to do a CCS and PTS
course, like myself and get a job in construction somewhere in London or
some other place. I and Jay have to study first before we can work in
construction. At the moment in time we are waiting for appointments. I am
waiting for A4e government work programme to start my CCS and PTS
training course with my job advisor, so I have to wait I suppose. It will all be
worth in it the end, working in construction job or industry. At the moment I am
signing on at jobcentre plus office every two weeks. This is so I have money
and a roof over my head. When I have a decent secure job I will be a lot
better of finacesionally. I have had enough for now, I will continue later on with
more facts later. Bye for now.
Chapter Ten
My Fantasy Continued.
If I was a zillionaire, like I have mentioned several times already. I would have
everything. I would not need more because I have so much already, have I
not. My life would be fantastically amazing, I would not have to worry about
nothing what so ever at all. My life would be sweet and complete in everyway

9. imaginable. Everything would be so expensive like the most expensive Rolex
watches in the world, the latest computers, the most expensive flat screen
televisions and the largest. This is from my wildest dreams imaginable. I
would own it for myself, like massive ships, aeroplanes, airports, train stations
and mariners. I would want to have it me; Wayne Michael Frost is a zillionaire
of London the capital of the UK that is me. The word fantasy is a very
interesting word, I think, don’t you? Dream, dreaming of a world of pure
fantasy. If I have not got everything, I will get it for myself, yes I would have it.
The zillion pounds I own is all mine to spend on me and who ever I choose to
spend it on. Yes, I will donate some charities, some to my friends and family
because I am so rich, yes I am very, very rich. Well that is it about my fantasy
for now, bye.
Chapter Eleven
Facts Continued, Some More.
I have a good friend, is name is Crayne Duffy and is job is a window cleaner.
Crayne is also a Christian too, which is fantastic. Tom Head is an elder of
East end church in London. He is also a great friend of mine. Alice the
manageress of kahaila café in Brick Lane, London. This is where I work also
as a café assistant, voluntary because it is not all about the money
sometimes. Kahaila means working in the community (I think), which is great.
I have many good Christian friends, which I shall mention here in this chapter;
Hannah Fox who is working in a school. Steve McIntosh is working for the
Tower Hamlets council as council tax officer in Stepney, London. His wife
Andrea McIntosh is working also but not sure wants the job is though. Mike
Hewett who was the elder of Journey church, formerly know as Church for the
city as part of New frontiers of church plants. Nat Wei who works for the
government, not sure what is job is or involves though. His wife Cynthia Wei, I
think works also but not sure what her job is though and two sons Mica and
Ethan, I do not know what church they all go to now. Cliff Appiah, not sure
what is job is and his wife June Appiah, not sure of her job either. Their
daughter Gabriella and Kristyana are both still at school. They all go to the
East end church. Rachel Arnold is also my friend and I am not sure what work
she does and what church Rachel go to either, Alison and Thomas Newman
live Lester and go to a New Frontier church there. Alison is a teacher and I am
not sure what Thomas does for a job though. Evans Bissassar works for the
cabinet (I expect for the government somewhere). Esther Bissassar does not
work but defiantly a housewife though. Their two sons Sonny and Eli are still
at school. Their daughter Ayla also goes to school too. All the family go to the
East end church in east London. Cassie Cardoza works in the Royal London
hospital in Whitechapel and goes to the journey church. Elsa Cardoza, Cassie
sister goes to the East end church. Wesley Hewett is the manger of Genies
cinema in Whitechapel, London and also one of elders of Journey church too.
His wife Laura works in a hospital and also their have son called Art and the
family all go to the Journey church also. Brook Hewett he is at present at
Oxford studying law, I think (he is in is last year there), he also goes to
Journey church too. Jill Hewett, Mikes wife is a housewife and goes to
Journey church, their two twin sons Emmanuel and Malachi are both still at

10. school. They also go to Journey church with their mum and dad. Cheryl Hird
goes to the East end church and I am not sure what job she does though.
Caroline King is a cleaner and goes to a Cub Scout church somewhere and
her husband Fred I am not sure want his job is. Their have two children,
Samantha and Darren, who are still at school. Laura Lyons is a speech
therapist and goes to the East end church. Frazer Macdonald works for the
DWP (Department for Work and Pension). His wife Charlie, who is a
housewife and their have three children Finley, Maggie and Ember. Finley and
Maggie both go to school and Ember stays at home with mum Charlie. All the
family go to the East end church. Missy is a Christian but I am not sure where
she lives or what her jobs is or what church she goes to either. Benita
Morrissey goes to Hope church in Stratford in east London and I am not sure
what her job is though. Ronnie Moodley does not work because he not very
well and disabled, he is a friend of mine like everyone else I know, which is
brilliant, fantastic and super cool. Ronnie goes to the East end church but
used to go to Journey church. Dumeaza Nhlapo is also one of the elders at
Journey church. His wife Janet Marie and son Jonas also go to the Journey
church too. Sarah Pierce is a Christian but I am not sure what church she
goes to or what job she does either. Jay Rihal I have already mentioned was
a very good friend of mine. I helped to baptism him when we all went to the
church in the Comedy Club in Cambridge Heath Road in London. The same
church I go to but in a different location though. Lisa Rout goes to the East
end church and I am not sure what her job is though. Charity Santeng is a
doctor and goes to the Journey church. Doug Smart goes to the East end
church and I am not sure what he job is though. His wife Claire and two grown
up children, Naomi and Patrick Smart. I am not sure what their jobs are
though. They all attend the East end church. Johnny Timenys is a Christian
too but I am not sure what church he goes to though and his job is a brick
layer, I think. Alvin Chan is a doctor and he goes to the Journey church also.
He is married to Cassie Chan (formerly Cardoza). Stephen and Karen Coster
go to Hope church in Stratford in east London but I am not sure what their
jobs are though. Pauline Dady is a childminder and goes to the East end
church. Her husband Dave sometimes goes with her too and I am not sure
what his job is though. They have children, Billy and Charlie and
granddaughter Kayla, plus their daughter Jenna Dady. They all go to the East
end church too. Marlene De-cozar goes to the East end church and is now
retired. Nick and Jude Dutnall both go the East end church and their son
Charlie also goes too, of course. I am not sure what Nick and Jude does for
jobs though. Shirley-Ann Glass goes to the East end church but I do not know
what her job is though. Dez Gray works with films or something, I think and
goes to the East end church. His wife Lindsey goes to the East end church
too but I do not think she works though. They have four children Rosie the
eldest then Joe, Ronnie and Annabel and they al attend the East end church.
Ruth Gwyther goes to East end church and I think she is a teacher, not to
sure. Warren and Mercy Hart both go to the East end church and they have
two sons but I am not sure of their names though. Mercy and Warren are both
self-employed. Will and Charlotte go to Hope church, I think not sure though. I
am not sure what their jobs are either. Tom Head I have already mentioned in
the begin of this chapter. His wife Rachel is a housewife and mother. They
have five children Alfie, Ruby, Betty, Bo and Renee. Alfie, Ruby, Betty and Bo

11. all go to school and Renee stays at home with mum. They all go to the East
end church. Shawn Woods goes to the East end church but I can not
remember what his job his. His wife Kemi is a housewife and mother of four
daughters Saffron, Lyra, Renee and Addison. Some go to school and some
stay at home with their mum. They all attend the East end church. Travolta
and Rubina Mohan go to Hope church. They are both married of course and
Christian too. Not sure what they do for jobs though. Chris Sparrow works
with Andre Hewett, not sure what the job is though. Chris goes to Hope
church and plays in the band also. David Thompson is semi-retired but he
teaches maths to his student and his treasury for Journey church. His wife
Chris is retired also. They both go to Journey church. Graham Walker as told
me what job he does but I can not remember though. He goes to the East end
church. His wife Kerry is a housewife and mother of three daughters Ella,
Daisy and Ruby. They all go to school or nursery and attend the East end
church. Lisa Warren is a housewife and mother and goes to the East end
church. Her husband Dean I am not sure what is job is though. They have
three children Gemma, Caitlyn and Woody. Caitlyn and Woody go to school.
Gemma goes to college, I think. They all go to the East end church also.
David Stock is my mate, he is not a Christian but I pray he becomes one, one
day though. Mark Waterfield is an elder for Hope church. His wife Jen is a
housewife. They have two daughter grace and Heather, I think. They all go to
Hope church. Illona goes to Hope church, so does Jen and husband and
daughter Army go to Hope church also. Graham and his wife also go to Hope
church too. Irene Madongo is a reporter and goes to Journey church
sometimes and sometime to Hope church with her nephew Jaden too.
Rosalind Markby goes to Hope church; I think and am now retired. I also have
more Christian friends who are Paul, the Pastor, Sarah, Alice, the
manageress, Lauren, Steward, Lisa , John (gone to Vienna) Lauren 2 and guy
from Cuba too. They all work in Kahaila café in Brick Lane, London where I
am employed voluntary. This is their church also on Wednesday night. If I
have forgotten anyone names who are my Christian friends, I am very sorry
about that. But I have mentioned lots of Christian friends as you can read in
this chapter. That is it for this chapter because this is the longest chapter, so
far. BYE for NOW, I am going to get myself a drink and the time is 5:03 am on
the 2nd
of February 2013. It is Saturday morning and once again BYE, BYE.
Chapter Twelve
More of my Wonderful, Fantastic and Super COOL Fantasies for you to
READ.
Where do I carry on? Are yes I know I would have cars, planes and motor
bikes, all could travel at the speed of light. (which is not possible of course)
Fantasy world of impossible dreams, things and stuff, could you imagine that,
they are not real, just make believe. All of my many houses would have
servants, butlers, cooks, chiefs and drivers (chafers). All different staff to run
my houses. That would be so very super cool, would it not, yes it would
because this is my story and I wrote it. To be continued, bye for now.

12. Chapter Thirteen
All about Me.
I have only one kidney, the right one that is. It was about eight to nine years
ago it was removed with key hole surgery at Barts hospital in London. The
reason it was taken is because I had want you call a narrow of the kidney i.e.
only 12% of the kidney was working. After the five and half hours operation I
also had internal bleeding too. I was in Barts hospital for about ten days in all
and then I went to my Nan and Granddads house to fully recover from the
operation. I also have scoliosis , an s shape spine that is. Which I presume I
have had since birth, I think, which can be very painful sometimes. To ease
the pain I take Tramadol which are strong pain killer. Since living here in Brick
Lane in London my live as changed traumatically. This flat as been a drug den
and brothel with people doing drugs and prosecutes living here as well. The
people were injecting Heroine and smoking crack Cocaine. My life then was a
living hell that is the only way I can describe it at the time. I was so scared I
went to my friend Frazer Macdonald flat then at Cheshire Street in London. I
locked these people in my flat ( I know I should not have done) and escaped, I
did not know what else to do at the time. It was with GOD good grace and
prays that I got through this situation, prays GOD, amen. I remember this
African guy called Fred. I thought he was just a homeless person but he turn
out to be Heroine and crack Cocaine addict. He was a nasty piece of work
and he let in the pimp i.e. in charge of the prosecutes and made out he was
Christian but he was not. Not only was he using this place, he was using me
too. Thanks to GOD I got through this situation, amen. Most morning now I go
to the Idea store (library) and use the internet to check my emails , job search
and face book ect. At the moment as I have already mentioned in the story I
work at kahaila café in Brick Lane voluntary. On 27th
of February this year I
have a appointment with A4e, a government work programme in Hackney in
London. I will discuss with my job advisor about doing my CSCS card and
PTS card so I can be a Health and Safety Inspector. At the moment I am
waiting for a physiotherapist and hydro therapist appointments for my back. I
have had three Israel men plus one Israel girl staying here in my flat and they
were also squatters too, so you can imagine the state of my front room with
two mattresses on the floor. What a mess it was. I also had a Portuguese guy
named Carlos from a hostel staying in my flat. I thought he was alright
because helped with the cleaning, shopping and cooking but he was using me
and bringing his mates in to smoke drugs too. I told him he had to go and he
was not happy about it, I can tell you. He ripped up some of his clothes with
my carving knife and smashed up his computer as well and then he went. I
also had an African man called Jones staying with me. He slept on an old
mattress in the living room floor. He used to whisper; very loud his prays and
sing every morning. It was very disturbing I think. Jay who used to my friend
made out he was my landlord and told him to leave right away and he gone in
about ten seconds. Which was brilliant prays GOD. That his enough about me
for now, back to my fantasy life I recon don’t you? Bye for now.
.

13. Chapter Fourteen
Wayne’s Great Fantasy World.
In one of my massive houses I have a beautiful tropical fish tank. Inside the
fish tank it as some amazing and beautiful orange, blue, purple and yellow
tropical fishes. Some rare and wonderful fishes all swimming in all different
direction, as fishes does. Inside the fish tank it as lots of small coloured
stones at the bottom of the fish tank. This particular house is in Switzerland,
Europe, set in a beautiful location with trees and flowers every where you look
and a wonderful huge lake too. This house like every other house I own as a
name, I call this house my thinking house. This particular house cost me
about ten million pounds, I think. What is money? But to spend of course.
After all I have so much a zillion in fact, I just spend the interest, which is a
huge amount of money indeed. Back to my facts now, bye.
Chapter Fifteen
How I Meet MY NEW Friends.
I was walking down White Chapel Road last Tuesday the 9th
of April 2013. I
meet this man called mo in White Chapel high street near the Royal London
hospital about 9 am. Near to the Idea store we started talking about thing as
you do. Mo told me all about his life in Canada and where he was originally
born in Surrey, UK. Mo came back to my flat in Brick Lane, London and I told
him he could stay with me temporary for now. He told me about he wife in
Vienna and about his daughter and son too. A lot later my enemy Darren got
Mo out of my flat because he was domineering and totally out of line. Mo
made such a fall of himself and he lied a lot also. Darren and Sash my
enemies now were great friends of mine once. Who I totally do not respect
now at all and do not get on with any more. Together we did not have much
brilliant idea about work. Conversation on an intelligential level got very boring
at times. Which I totally did not enjoy having and did not understand at all very
well and did not have say in them. At the moment I did not enjoy them arguing
with each other and having a bad time with them either. Darren and Sash
were differently got on my nerves. I told them to leave my flat but they did not
go so I phoned the police to get them out of my flat. My friend Dawit is another
good Christian friend of mine who I have knows about six months or more.
We sometime meet each in the Idea store or Dawit comes to my flat in Brick
Lane. Dawit his originally from Ethiopia in South Africa but he was living in
hotel in Wapping, London. He is waiting to get a more permanent flat or house
somewhere in London. Until then the social services pay for his hotel at the
moment. Very resonantly my friend Jerry Crossley cousin Jane as died of
leukaemia. I found out from John Crossley Jerry dad on Thursday the 9th
of
May 2013. I was quiet upset and shock because I thought doctors could save
Jane with chemotherapy but that was not going to happen now. I have many
good friends or mates who I get on with at all levels. For now I will carry on
with my last chapter on fantasy so bye to then.

14. Chapter Sixteen
The FANTASIES that are so COO and DIFFERENT.
My world of fantasies are super cool and wonderful. I own a rocket, which is
so cool, yea. I also have three space shuttles which used to belong to NASA
in the USA. It is so cool flying around in space. It is so peaceful and quiet, it is
like dreaming but being awake. I own many formular one racing tracks around
the world. Places like Germany, France, Italy, Portugal, New Zealand,
Australia, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Turkey and many other countries around
the world too. I will also mention about the houses I told you about in previous
chapters. These houses all have names like peace, Joy, happy, grateful,
wonderful, brilliant, tasteful, Marie, Wayne, Sinead, Rosina, Frank, Bill, John,
Harold, Rupert, Samantha, dragon, George, Frank, Terry, Jordan, Harry,
Peter, Richard, Louise, psycho, glasshouse. Green, blue, red, black, yellow,
Ruby, diamond, silver, gold, bronze, GOD, JESUS and many more names not
mentioned above. I own lots of beautiful animals like horses, cows, chickens,
pigs, sheep’s, donkeys, monkeys, elephants, whales, tigers, lions, snakes,
crodilies, lizards, rabbits, cats, dogs, hamsters, turtles, mice’s and lots of other
wonderful animals not mentioned here. I own lots of motorbikes like Hondas,
Yamahas, Suzuki’s and lots of other what I can not remember their names of.
My many, many houses have huge gardens with apple trees, Roses, Tulips,
Daffodils and various other plants and trees. I love reading fantasy books by
Terry Prachett. When I read about fantasy stories it takes me to another place
in my mind like I am in the book for real. I also love watching fantasy films like
Pans Labyrinth, Lord of the rings, Peter Pan, Fantasia, Hobbit, Harry Potter
Charlie and the chocolate factory, Never-ending story and Wizard of Oz ect,
ect. Fantasy is a very, very good word indeed I think, don’t you? That is all,
this book is now finally finished.
THE END but is it though.