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Evgeni Puzankov, Suricate Games
This document contains various disconnected passages that discuss paper knights, salmon, social larceny, miserable developers, narrative debt, ignoring Moscow to go to St. Petersburg, specifications for lame and fancy armor, dialogues about cleaning a room and manning a gun, and mentions of Evgeni Puzankov and AWaywardWriter. The document jumps between unrelated topics and does not provide a clear overall narrative or message.
Evgeni Puzankov, Suricate Games
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- 3. HE THINKS HE’SPEOPLE! WAIT, WHAT THE SHIT, IT’S ME!
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- 15. EWWWWWWWW MY EYESARE HEALED!
- 16. WHAT THE SHIT! WHATAN ART! WHAT A GLORIOUS ART!
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- 21. STOP STARING, KIRILL.LET’S GO. IT’S BEEN AN HOUR.
- 22. WHAT HAVE YOUDONE, KIRILL?
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- 25. IGNORE MOSCOW, GOTO ST.PETERSBURG!
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- 34. I WAS INA HURRY, OKAY?
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- 44. Actual specs: Lame,tasteless, but very effective armor with unanimated pigtails glued to the helmet. Weakness - pigtails. Horse doesn’t matter.
- 45. Actual specs: excessivelyfancy armour. Weakness - armour decorations. Horse - fancy one.
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- 52. I WAS INA HURRY, OKAY?
- 54. Sure, we werefriends for a long time. Let’s hurry. We have to clean the room. Will you help me? We’d better. My parents are coming in 2 hours.
- 55. Why? Dude, we haveto clean up. They’re coming back in like 10 minutes.
- 57. While we’re talking,the enemy is trying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you, I’d man that gun or someone would get majorly pissed.
- 58. The enemy istrying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you, I’d man that gun or someone would get majorly pissed.
- 59. The enemy istrying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you I’d man that gun.
- 60. The enemy istrying to get to our position, maggot. Man that gun.
- 61. Man that gunbefore we’re are overrun. (Maggot is silent)
- 62. Man that gunbefore they decimate us. (Maggot is silent)
- 63. Man that gunbefore they kill us all. (Maggot is silent)
- 64. Man that gun,dumbass. (Maggot is silent)
- 65. While we’re talking,the enemy is trying to get to our position, maggot. If I were you, I’d man that gun or someone would get majorly pissed.
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