1. Squeaky Rose
403-prr-meow
Hairballzrul@catmail.com
Work Experience
QAi QualityAssurance Inc Data Entry Assistant June 2016 – Present
Duties: Filing and unfiling papers,making suredata clerk staysputby sitting on her,Reminding
Dataclerk it is lunch time. Helping enter data if clerk’s handshavenottouched keyboardin a few
seconds
House Chores Supervisor 2006-present
Duties: watching peopleclean,chewing plastic to remind underlingsthatit mustbe tossed,
laying on any paperorin any boxesto demonstratewheretheissuesare. Duties did NOT extend
to the VacuumCleaner.
Naps Owner 2006-present
Duties: When someoneis having a nap I mustjoin them.Practicing these naps
Bathroom bathroomattendant 2006-present
Duties: sitting outsidethe bathroomdoorwhen someoneisin it to alert othersthatit is occupied
Education
Has NeverLeftthe House NapsPHD 2006-Present
Volunteerwork
Cleaningdishesthatstill have scrapsof food
Growlingat doorto scare off intruders
Attackingfeetunderablankettomake sure theyare feet
Special skills
Laser pointerradar,hiding,suddenlybreakingintoarun,findingtreats,findingmoths,greetingowners
at door whentheyarrive home,alwaysbeingcomfortable
Note:JUMPING ISNOT ONE OFSQUEAKY’S SPECIALSKILLS
