1. The Evil Pumpkin, who you may remember
from the 2011 Surfingdirt Pumpkin Carving
Competition, had an even eviler twin brother...
…who hated mountainboarders and
cunningly camouflaged himself
behind leaves with holes in them.
2. Then, one day, some
mountainboarders came to
the woods to enjoy the
leafy goodness and the evil
pumpkin saw his chance. He
quietly sneaked towards the
mountainboarders...
3. The Evil Pumpkin pounced
on the innocent
mountainboarders
paralysing them with fear
(not just making them
smile with mild surprise).
4. The Evil Pumpkin opened his
evil mouth, exposing his evil
fangs, and was just about to
tear out the throat of the
mountainboarder...
5. …when the spirit of the
freerider materialised with
the axe of destiny and an
ATBA-UK hoody. The spirit
swung the axe at the Evil
Pumpkin with no regard for
health and safety procedures.
6. The spirit landed the axe of
destiny perfectly into the Evil
Pumpkin’s head.
7. The Evil Pumpkin fought back
with all his evil might but in one
fell swoop the spirit threw it to
the ground, narrowly missing the
Nompa.
8. The Evil Pumpkin glared at the
spirit of the freerider but the
spirit mercilessly swung the axe
of destiny again...
