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Network Or Perish 
by Paresh Motiwala
Network Or Perish 
Paresh Motiwala 
781 254 4096 
pareshmotiwala@gmail.com 
@pareshmotiwala 
www.linkedin.com/in/pareshmotiwala 
www.circlesofgrowth.com 
Other Topics: 
• BI Infrastructure 
• SQL Best Practices 
• From DBA to PM in 75 
minutes 
• SSRS 
• SSIS 
• Why are DBAs afraid of 
tools? 
• Digital Forensics 
• Database Forensics 
• Discrimination 
• Time Management
Network Or Perish 
FAMILY FUED
Network Or Perish 
Why Not Network?
Network Or Perish 
X X X X X X 
1N)o T Xim e X ( y o u Xkno w hXow it i sX) 4X3 
I don’t give a sh*t 25 
FOSSIL 2) X X X X X 21 
X 
But, I have a job 13 
SHELLS 3) X X X X X 12 
X 
Waste of time 11 
JARASSIC 4) X X X X X 13 
X 
I feel exposed 9 
EONS 5 
PERIOD 3 
SEDIMENT 2 
LAYERS 2 
DX 1 
5) X X X X X X 
43 
000
Network Or Perish 
In our spare time?
Network Or Perish 
X X X X X X 
1G)o d Xri n kX i n aX b a Xr X 4X3 
Watch TV 24 
FOSSIL 2) X X X X X 21 
X 
What spare time? 13 
SHELLS 3) X X X X X 12 
X 
Watch movies 11 
JARASSIC 4) X X X X X 13 
X 
Play Video Games 9 
EONS 5 
PERIOD 3 
SEDIMENT 2 
LAYERS 2 
DX 1 
5) X X X X X X 
43 000
Network Or Perish 
• Small Story---a Company goes on cruise
Network Or Perish 
• Small Story --- Get marooned
Network Or Perish 
• Small Story--- After a year, The Finance Team
Network Or Perish 
• Small Story --- After a year, The Marketing Team
Network Or Perish 
• Small Story - After a year, IT staff
Network Or Perish 
• Visit to the zoo
Network Or Perish 
• TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared 
Memory? 
• Seven Deadly Myths of Networking. 
• Tools for Networking. 
• In Person Networking. 
• Marketing Yourself.
Network Or Perish 
• TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared Memory?
Network Or Perish 
• Seven Deadly Myths of Networking 
1. Networking means meeting as many 
people as you can. 
2. Networking means telling people about 
your business whenever you get a chance. 
3. Networking should start when you're job-hunting. 
4. Networking is for schmoozers/brown 
nosers. 
5. Networking is a waste of time. 
6. Networking is expensive. 
7. Networking is phony.
Network Or Perish 
• Tools 
• Linked In 
• Twitter 
• Facebook 
• Blogs 
• Forums 
• Google + 
• Snapchat 
• Whatsapp 
• Other….
Network Or Perish 
• In Person Networking 
• Volunteering 
• Community 
• Church/Place of religion 
• Professional groups(SSUG, Developers, PASS...) 
• Chambers of commerce 
• Sports 
• Meeting newer people 
• Your fellow commuters 
• Person sitting next to you at lunch table 
• RENs 
• Sports 
• Old job/college reunions
Network Or Perish 
• Marketing Yourself 
• Late night work: 2 AM Emails 
• Presentations/Tech Talks 
• LinkedIn/Facebook/Tweet/Blog 
• Share mini successes 
• Corporate Citizenship 
• Water cooler conversations
Network Or Perish 
• Summary: 
• Don’t become islands 
• Declare your mini victories 
• Connect and stay connected 
• Always carry your business cards 
• And don’t become like these 
or 
• Discussions, Q&A
Network Or Perish 
• Disclaimers 
• No Oracle DBAs were hurt in the making of this 
presentation 
• All Characters in the small story are fictitious 
• You must be nuts to believe in the figures of the 
Family Feud 
• You don’t have to be tall, dark and good looking like 
me to effectively network
Network Or Perish 
THANK YOU 
Paresh Motiwala for 
President 2016

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Network or perish

  • 1. Network Or Perish by Paresh Motiwala
  • 2. Network Or Perish Paresh Motiwala 781 254 4096 pareshmotiwala@gmail.com @pareshmotiwala www.linkedin.com/in/pareshmotiwala www.circlesofgrowth.com Other Topics: • BI Infrastructure • SQL Best Practices • From DBA to PM in 75 minutes • SSRS • SSIS • Why are DBAs afraid of tools? • Digital Forensics • Database Forensics • Discrimination • Time Management
  • 3. Network Or Perish FAMILY FUED
  • 4. Network Or Perish Why Not Network?
  • 5. Network Or Perish X X X X X X 1N)o T Xim e X ( y o u Xkno w hXow it i sX) 4X3 I don’t give a sh*t 25 FOSSIL 2) X X X X X 21 X But, I have a job 13 SHELLS 3) X X X X X 12 X Waste of time 11 JARASSIC 4) X X X X X 13 X I feel exposed 9 EONS 5 PERIOD 3 SEDIMENT 2 LAYERS 2 DX 1 5) X X X X X X 43 000
  • 6. Network Or Perish In our spare time?
  • 7. Network Or Perish X X X X X X 1G)o d Xri n kX i n aX b a Xr X 4X3 Watch TV 24 FOSSIL 2) X X X X X 21 X What spare time? 13 SHELLS 3) X X X X X 12 X Watch movies 11 JARASSIC 4) X X X X X 13 X Play Video Games 9 EONS 5 PERIOD 3 SEDIMENT 2 LAYERS 2 DX 1 5) X X X X X X 43 000
  • 8. Network Or Perish • Small Story---a Company goes on cruise
  • 9. Network Or Perish • Small Story --- Get marooned
  • 10. Network Or Perish • Small Story--- After a year, The Finance Team
  • 11. Network Or Perish • Small Story --- After a year, The Marketing Team
  • 12. Network Or Perish • Small Story - After a year, IT staff
  • 13. Network Or Perish • Visit to the zoo
  • 14. Network Or Perish • TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared Memory? • Seven Deadly Myths of Networking. • Tools for Networking. • In Person Networking. • Marketing Yourself.
  • 15. Network Or Perish • TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared Memory?
  • 16. Network Or Perish • Seven Deadly Myths of Networking 1. Networking means meeting as many people as you can. 2. Networking means telling people about your business whenever you get a chance. 3. Networking should start when you're job-hunting. 4. Networking is for schmoozers/brown nosers. 5. Networking is a waste of time. 6. Networking is expensive. 7. Networking is phony.
  • 17. Network Or Perish • Tools • Linked In • Twitter • Facebook • Blogs • Forums • Google + • Snapchat • Whatsapp • Other….
  • 18. Network Or Perish • In Person Networking • Volunteering • Community • Church/Place of religion • Professional groups(SSUG, Developers, PASS...) • Chambers of commerce • Sports • Meeting newer people • Your fellow commuters • Person sitting next to you at lunch table • RENs • Sports • Old job/college reunions
  • 19. Network Or Perish • Marketing Yourself • Late night work: 2 AM Emails • Presentations/Tech Talks • LinkedIn/Facebook/Tweet/Blog • Share mini successes • Corporate Citizenship • Water cooler conversations
  • 20. Network Or Perish • Summary: • Don’t become islands • Declare your mini victories • Connect and stay connected • Always carry your business cards • And don’t become like these or • Discussions, Q&A
  • 21. Network Or Perish • Disclaimers • No Oracle DBAs were hurt in the making of this presentation • All Characters in the small story are fictitious • You must be nuts to believe in the figures of the Family Feud • You don’t have to be tall, dark and good looking like me to effectively network
  • 22. Network Or Perish THANK YOU Paresh Motiwala for President 2016