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Network or Perish
Paresh Motiwala
DBA Manager,
Proteck Valuation Services
Waltham, MA
pareshmotiwala@gmail.com
781 254 4096
www.circlesofgrowth.com
Twitter : @pareshmotiwala
FaceBook: Paresh Motiwala
Linked In : PareshMotiwala
Network or Perish
Other Topics:
• Setting up your own BI Infrastructure
• SQL Best Practices
• From DBA to PM in 75 minutes
• Copy Data Management
• SSRS
• SSIS
• Why are DBAs afraid of tools?
• Digital Forensics
• Database Forensics
• Discrimination
• Time Management
Network or Perish
FAMILY FUED
Network Or Perish
Why Not Network?
Network Or Perish
X X X X X X
FOSSIL 21
SHELLS 12
JARASSIC 13
EONS 5
My boss will think..
3
SEDIMENT 2
LAYERS 2
DX 1
5) X X X X X X
4) X X X X X X
3) X X X X X X
2) X X X X X X
1) X X X X X XNo Time (you know how it is) 43
I don’t give a sh*t 25
But, I have a job 13
Waste of time 11
I feel exposed 9
Network Or Perish
43
000
In our spare time?
Network Or Perish
X X X X X X
FOSSIL 21
SHELLS 12
JARASSIC 13
EONS 5
PERIOD 3
SEDIMENT 2
LAYERS 2
DX 1
5) X X X X X X
4) X X X X X X
3) X X X X X X
2) X X X X X X
1) X X X X X XGo drink in a bar 43
Watch TV 24
What spare time? 13
Watch movies 11
Play Video Games 9
Network Or Perish
43 000
Network Or Perish
• Small Story---a Company goes on cruise
Network Or Perish
• Small Story --- Get marooned
Network Or Perish
• Small Story--- After a year, The Finance Team
Network Or Perish
• Small Story --- After a year, The Marketing Team
Network Or Perish
• Small Story - After a year, IT staff
Network Or Perish
• Visit to the zoo
Network Or Perish
• Protocols
• Seven Deadly Myths of Networking.
• Tools for Networking.
• In Person Networking.
• Marketing Yourself.
Network Or Perish
• TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared Memory?
• Talk Less, Listen More
• Don’t Sell
• Show Up
Network Or Perish
• Seven Deadly Myths of Networking
1. Networking means meeting as many
people as you can.
2. Networking means telling people about
your business whenever you get a chance.
3. Networking should start when you're job-
hunting.
4. Networking is for schmoozers/brown
nosers.
5. Networking is a waste of time.
6. Networking is expensive.
7. Networking is phony.
Network Or Perish
• Tools
• Linked In – Connected, SlideShare, Jobs,
• Twitter - Lists
• Facebook – Groups, Glassdoors, Pages
• Blogs – Meaningful Rants
• Forums – SQL Team, SQL Server Central
• Google +
• Snapchat
• Whatsapp
• Other….
Network Or Perish
• In Person Networking
• Volunteering
• Community
• Church/Place of religion
• Professional groups(SSUG, Developers, PASS...)
• Chambers of commerce
• Sports
• Meeting newer people
• Your fellow commuters
• Person sitting next to you at lunch table
• RENs
• Your Community
• Sports
• Old job/college reunions
Network Or Perish
• Marketing Yourself
• Late night work: 2 AM Emails
• Presentations/Tech Talks
• LinkedIn/Facebook/Tweet/Blog
• Share mini successes
• Corporate Citizenship
• Water cooler conversations
Network Or Perish
• Summary:
• Don’t become islands
• Declare your mini victories
• Connect and stay connected
• Always carry your business cards
• Think outside the cube
• Don’t become like these
or
• Discussions, Q&A
Network Or Perish
• Disclaimers
• No Oracle DBAs were hurt in the making of this
presentation
• All Characters in the small story are fictitious
• You must be nuts to believe in the figures of the
Family Feud
• You don’t have to be tall, dark and good looking like
me to effectively network
Network Or Perish
THANK YOU
Paresh Motiwala for President 2016

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Network or Perish

  • 1. Network or Perish Paresh Motiwala DBA Manager, Proteck Valuation Services Waltham, MA pareshmotiwala@gmail.com 781 254 4096 www.circlesofgrowth.com Twitter : @pareshmotiwala FaceBook: Paresh Motiwala Linked In : PareshMotiwala
  • 2. Network or Perish Other Topics: • Setting up your own BI Infrastructure • SQL Best Practices • From DBA to PM in 75 minutes • Copy Data Management • SSRS • SSIS • Why are DBAs afraid of tools? • Digital Forensics • Database Forensics • Discrimination • Time Management
  • 6. X X X X X X FOSSIL 21 SHELLS 12 JARASSIC 13 EONS 5 My boss will think.. 3 SEDIMENT 2 LAYERS 2 DX 1 5) X X X X X X 4) X X X X X X 3) X X X X X X 2) X X X X X X 1) X X X X X XNo Time (you know how it is) 43 I don’t give a sh*t 25 But, I have a job 13 Waste of time 11 I feel exposed 9 Network Or Perish 43 000
  • 7. In our spare time? Network Or Perish
  • 8. X X X X X X FOSSIL 21 SHELLS 12 JARASSIC 13 EONS 5 PERIOD 3 SEDIMENT 2 LAYERS 2 DX 1 5) X X X X X X 4) X X X X X X 3) X X X X X X 2) X X X X X X 1) X X X X X XGo drink in a bar 43 Watch TV 24 What spare time? 13 Watch movies 11 Play Video Games 9 Network Or Perish 43 000
  • 9. Network Or Perish • Small Story---a Company goes on cruise
  • 10. Network Or Perish • Small Story --- Get marooned
  • 11. Network Or Perish • Small Story--- After a year, The Finance Team
  • 12. Network Or Perish • Small Story --- After a year, The Marketing Team
  • 13. Network Or Perish • Small Story - After a year, IT staff
  • 14. Network Or Perish • Visit to the zoo
  • 15. Network Or Perish • Protocols • Seven Deadly Myths of Networking. • Tools for Networking. • In Person Networking. • Marketing Yourself.
  • 16. Network Or Perish • TCP/IP, Routers, NAT, Shared Memory? • Talk Less, Listen More • Don’t Sell • Show Up
  • 17. Network Or Perish • Seven Deadly Myths of Networking 1. Networking means meeting as many people as you can. 2. Networking means telling people about your business whenever you get a chance. 3. Networking should start when you're job- hunting. 4. Networking is for schmoozers/brown nosers. 5. Networking is a waste of time. 6. Networking is expensive. 7. Networking is phony.
  • 18. Network Or Perish • Tools • Linked In – Connected, SlideShare, Jobs, • Twitter - Lists • Facebook – Groups, Glassdoors, Pages • Blogs – Meaningful Rants • Forums – SQL Team, SQL Server Central • Google + • Snapchat • Whatsapp • Other….
  • 19. Network Or Perish • In Person Networking • Volunteering • Community • Church/Place of religion • Professional groups(SSUG, Developers, PASS...) • Chambers of commerce • Sports • Meeting newer people • Your fellow commuters • Person sitting next to you at lunch table • RENs • Your Community • Sports • Old job/college reunions
  • 20. Network Or Perish • Marketing Yourself • Late night work: 2 AM Emails • Presentations/Tech Talks • LinkedIn/Facebook/Tweet/Blog • Share mini successes • Corporate Citizenship • Water cooler conversations
  • 21. Network Or Perish • Summary: • Don’t become islands • Declare your mini victories • Connect and stay connected • Always carry your business cards • Think outside the cube • Don’t become like these or • Discussions, Q&A
  • 22. Network Or Perish • Disclaimers • No Oracle DBAs were hurt in the making of this presentation • All Characters in the small story are fictitious • You must be nuts to believe in the figures of the Family Feud • You don’t have to be tall, dark and good looking like me to effectively network
  • 23. Network Or Perish THANK YOU Paresh Motiwala for President 2016