What is self edification to the Modern Male and how have we come so far in society only to end up with such improper slang terminology dictating the imagery we associate with that edification?

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Intro
The world has changed and left us at an evolutionary disadvantage. Women
with their brilliant attention to detail (previously used for attending their
young) started competing with each other to be the prettiest princess in the
room. This of course forced them to start using the vast array of feminine
products to add to their “princess” level. They started shaving their bodies,
wearing tighter, sexier clothes, painting their faces and styling their hair, all
to get our attention so they can rub it in the hoes face they are trying to
compete with.
Then gay guys came out of the closet and started competing with each other.
Men started doing the same thing that the girls were doing. The elite fashion
and hygiene statement was usually associated with gay males. Until some
straight guys got smart, and started adopting the same techniques. Initially
looking like a magazine ad, because of its association with gay males, was a
double edge sword. In the United States at least, being well dressed was an
indication that you may indeed be homosexual.
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And it makes sense that gay men started the trends in what was attractive.
“If it were left up to us we’d
still be dressing like
this.”
Science has now come remarkably close to
defining that being homosexual is hardwired
from birth and has specifically to do with the size
of the right side of the brain. Gay males and
females have a remarkably similar brain shape.
Just like lesbians and straight males were shown
to have a similar shape and size. And why does this
matter to you? It’s simple. If a gay man has a certain
percentage of a woman’s brain chemistry inside him, the way he would dress
and groom himself would be quite indicative of how a female would dress a
man. And if it’s the way a female would dress a man it means in her eye’s
that would be the most attractive. “Dress” has a much broader meaning than
we usually associate it with. I’m not just talking about fashion here kids. It
can also mean how you’ve prepared something, or how you’ve brought
something into alignment. And that’s the whole point.
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If you’re going to get “dressed” (Hair, clothes, hygiene, body language,
speech, confidence etc.) dress well, and dress with attraction in mind. I mean
think of it like this… What purpose would it ever serve to look and act like a
slob? If your intent is to repel the opposite sex then by all means go for it. You
just made less competition for us.
“But thankfully we have come to a place in society where
homophobia has been overridden by straight
males confident enough to dress well,
without regard to association.”
Originally the word used to describe this transition of
heterosexual males from frumpy to fabulous was called
“metrosexual.” It was a neologism made by combining
both metropolitan and heterosexual. Consequently a
neologism is also associated with psychosis when a word is
MISUSED and given a specific meaning ONLY RELEVENT TO THE
INDIVIDUAL USING IT. We see this in people with autism or schizophrenia,
and the person who came up with the word metrosexual.
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If Heterosexual means you
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like the
opposite
sex…
And Homosexual
means you like the
same sex…
And Bisexual means
you like both…

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Then what the fuck is Metrosexual?
Does that mean you like to
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fuck
buildings?
Someone in desperate need
of a dictionary thought it
might be cute and creative
to coin such an improper
description of grooming,
hygiene and fashion into a
word that denotes sexual
association, and I have a big
problem with this. I hate the word
metrosexual. I don’t feel the way you dress and groom yourself should be
labeled as anything “sexual” or insinuate sexual preference. To be on the
fair side, initially at least, it was in fact a term used to describe the straight
man adopting the gay man’s dress code.

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But… we’ve uncovered the fact that all the gay dress code represents is a
man dressed the way that is most attractive to women, but here’s the
thing: the word is backwards. It should have been “heteropolitan.” Basically
the word means Modern Male. Thinking is a privilege. Let’s do some
thinking folks. Metrosexual was supposed to describe a forward thinking
man in a metropolitan area. The term metro was swapped for hetero
because it rhymed, and its creator had an agenda. The sexual connotation
at the end was completely unnecessary, and consequently hindered a lot of
straight males from embracing the term that represented a trend of self-edification
for fear of its association with sexual preference. However,
innocently or maliciously intended it might have been, it was assuredly a
detriment to straight males and the females that had to look at them nation
wide. Terms like “retrosexual” and “ubersexual” have been thrown around
to try and fix the definition but are equally as idiotic because they follow the
exact same prose. The word “sexual” does not belong in the description
whatsoever. In an effort to combat this I am now officially changing the
phrase metrosexual to
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“Modern Male”
And when someone refers to you as
anything else
you have the right and responsibility to correct them.

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Hopefully you feel a tad more inclined to adopt a positive outlook on self-improvement
because in the end, this book is about you getting the girl. In
order to get the girl, you have to know the female psyche. Girls like a lot of
different things to be present in a man at the same time. While you’re with her
she may like your personality but hate the way you dress. That doesn’t mean
you should keep dressing the same way, it just means your personality
outweighs (not to be confused with “makes up for”) your attire.
When someone comes along that has the full package, or more of the full
package you’re going to lose her. Think of it like this. She loves your smile but
can’t stand your baggy jeans, and bad hygiene. That translates to, “She’s
thinking about breaking up with you but hasn’t decided if your hygiene can be
fixed, and your lack of taste is a big enough problem to embarrass her yet.”
Get that part. If one quality starts to outweigh the others she will leave you.
Right now she’s exploring you.
You’ve made kitty curious. So she’s
playing with her
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Until a toy laced with catnip comes
along…
Or somebody pulls out a laser pointer…
See guys are basically grouped into percentages of all the categories in this
book. When you’ve got all of the categories down pat 100% then you’ve
become the Modern Male.
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Then you’re
fucked…

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The Methodology of the Modern Male is an accumulation of all the different
things a man can do to make himself better, done with the perfect balance
and execution. Why would you leave any possible advantage
unutilized desperately begging to grasped?
Would you go into battle with a BB gun?
Would you step in the ring with Chuck
Liddell without training? Would you try and
hunt without camouflage? Men don’t seem
to notice the connection, but on a daily
basis, women literally clean up all the
exterior stuff to better compete
with each other. Why wouldn’t you
do the exact same thing to gain a
competitive edge over other
men?
When was the last time
you wanted to fuck a
girl that looked like a yeti?
Nasty tufts of hair everywhere, slightly out of shape, yells at everything
that walks by, burps, slouches, lives in a cave, has bad hygiene, and smells
like a beast?
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Why would you purposefully
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look and act like one then?
Because you’re a dude and
laziness is acceptable?
Until a guy with the full package comes along…
You can’t compete
with catnip and a laser pointer.
I don’t care how much
your girl likes chewing on you dude.

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True, when you start your edification process your
friends will make fun of you at first. Misery
loves company, and bitch-made needs his
pals.
But keep it going, and in a few weeks
after they’ve all laughed their Asses
off and made every joke imaginable…
One of them will show up with a jacket like
yours looking rather sheepish. Then another will ask you
where you got your shoes. Then another will get a
similar haircut. And finally one will pull you aside and ask
you how you seem so confident and charming.
Especially when they
see all of the extra
attention you’re
getting from the ladies.
It’s hard being a leader. It
means you have to be the first
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one to take a chance.
What have you got to lose?